The 'not so famous' movie quotes

[blindzebra]

Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, 'Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays'?

"No. No, man. ****, no, man. I believe you'd get your *** kicked sayin' something like that, man."

Isn't that what the waiter with all the flare asked the guys in Office Space?

 

[jackrussell]

Rodney Dangerfield: I'll have the chicken soup while I wait on my steak...

Waitress: Our special today is pea.

Rodney Dangerfield: The special eh?.....hmmm...ok...hold the chicken and make it pea.

 

[peplaw06]

One of the best monologue quotes of all time...

Jeremy Grey: [sigh] Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced, awkward, intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested, I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested, but I'm not that interested, but I think she might be interested, but do I want to be interested, but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ***-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your *** sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair.

 

[Mavs Man]

Isn't that what the waiter with all the flare asked the guys in Office Space?

 

[DallasEast]

THAT is my favorite line in my favorite scene in one of my favorite movies. Great flick.

John Carpenter's The Thing is second on my best horror movie list behind the original Exorcist. Here's another great line which only a true fan of this film will get:

"You gotta be ****ing kidding."



Here are a few more of my favorite 'not so famous' quotes:

Anderson: "My old man was just so full of hate that he didn't know that bein' poor was what was killin' him." - Mississippi Burning

Lisa: "Why would Thorwald want to kill a little dog? Because it knew too much?" - Rear Window

Matt Drayton: "You're two wonderful people who happened to fall in love and happen to have a pigmentation problem." - Guess Who's Coming To Dinner

 

[Mavs Man]

John Carpenter's The Thing is second on my best horror movie list behind the original Exorcist. Here's another great line which only a true fan of this film will get:

"You gotta be ****ing kidding."

Yep, the walking head scene. Doc's death is pretty well done, too. It always gets a nice jump on the first viewing. Some people complain about the ambiguous ending, but for some reason I always liked it.

I would like to see a sequel to The Thing than any of the questionable John Carpenter remakes in recent years.

But thankfully no one has decided to remake Ghosts of Mars yet.

 

[DallasEast]

Yep, the walking head scene. Doc's death is pretty well done, too. It always gets a nice jump on the first viewing. Some people complain about the ambiguous ending, but for some reason I always liked it.

I would like to see a sequel to The Thing than any of the questionable John Carpenter remakes in recent years.

But thankfully no one has decided to remake Ghosts of Mars yet.

Yeah, but who would play Kurt Russell's role in the sequel? : I wouldn't mind seeing remake Prince of Darkness, but with a better screenplay and budget this time around.

[edit] And the ending is perfect. You're left wondering what eventually happened to both men? Did they freeze to death? Were either of them infected? Etc., etc. The only complaint I ever hear is how gory it was.

 

[Mavs Man]

Yeah, but who would play Kurt Russell's role in the sequel? : I wouldn't mind seeing remake Prince of Darkness, but with a better screenplay and budget this time around.

[edit] And the ending is perfect. You're left wondering what eventually happened to both men? Did they freeze to death? Were either of them infected? Etc., etc. The only complaint I ever hear is how gory it was.

The gore is awesome, especially considering that there is no CGI in the movie (well, except for the computer chess game, if you can count that). It still largely holds up, compared to some of the blue screen effects of the Indiana Jones movies (as great as they are).

My guess is they froze to death, but there's no reason to believe they completely killed it (or that one of them is infected) which makes it a great mystery. As for today's Kurt Russell? Good question - for which I have no good answer. Keith David would be a hard one to replace too - one of my fav supporting actors.

edit: If they took the storyline that Russell and David freeze to death (or better yet, the search party didn't find anyone), they would not have to replace either.

Prince of Darkness could use an update. The concept has a lot of potential, and I would be interested to see what they could do with better effects and without a lead actor sporting an 80s porn mustache. They could also leave out the odd physical similarities between its devil/anti-god and the devil in Legend. But I would keep the final shot - one of the film's redeeming scenes. Spooky. And as with most Carpenter films, I liked the music.

 

[CowboyJeff]

from animal house

dean wormer: fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son.

dean wormer: put a sock in it boy, or else you'll be outta here like s**t through a goose.

neidermeyer: tuck in those damn pajamas!!

neidermeyer: you're all worthless and weak!! now drop and give me twenty!!

zero point zero

 

[Boom]

"MEAT TOSSER!" - PCU

"You know, the ***** had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear. " - Office Space


"I wouldn't go so far as to call the brother fat, I mean he got a weight problem. What's the ****** gonna do? He's Samoan." - Pulp Fiction

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

Yep, the walking head scene. Doc's death is pretty well done, too. It always gets a nice jump on the first viewing. Some people complain about the ambiguous ending, but for some reason I always liked it.

I would like to see a sequel to The Thing than any of the questionable John Carpenter remakes in recent years.

But thankfully no one has decided to remake Ghosts of Mars yet.

The best thing about the Ghosts of Mars DVD is the bonus features where they have some of the guitarists working on the soundtrack. Little clips of Buckethead, Scott Ian and Steve Vai I believe.

And yes I have the DVD because it was some bundle pack where I was buying a different DVD and ghost of mars came with it.

 

[Mavs Man]

The best thing about the Ghosts of Mars DVD is the bonus features where they have some of the guitarists working on the soundtrack. Little clips of Buckethead, Scott Ian and Steve Vai I believe.

And yes I have the DVD because it was some bundle pack where I was buying a different DVD and ghost of mars came with it.

I bought it because I'm a John Carpenter fan, but I haven't opened it yet. It was $5 at Wally World.

 

[carphalen5150]

40 Year Old Virgin

David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like Coldplay.

 

[peplaw06]

40 Year Old Virgin

David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like Coldplay.

Know how I know you're gay?
How?
Cause you macromade yourself a pair of jean shorts.

 

[Tusan_Homichi]

I know it's been mentioned before, but since it's my favorite movie of all-time, more from Fight Club:

"You wake up at Seatac, SFO, LAX. You wake up at O'Hare, Dallas-Fort Worth, BWI. Pacific, mountain, central. Lose an hour, gain an hour. This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. You wake up at Air Harbor International. If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?"

"**** off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may."

"Tyler Durden: Did you know if you mixed equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?
Narrator: No. I did not know that. Is that true?
Tyler Durden: That's right; one can make all kinds of explosives using simple household items...
Narrator: Really?
Tyler Durden: If one were so inclined."

"Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. ******** it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy **** we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off."

"Tyler Durden: Mother****er! You hit me in the ear!
Narrator: Well, Jesus, I'm sorry.
Tyler Durden: Ow, Christ... why the ear, man?
Narrator: Guess I ****ed it up...
Tyler Durden: No, that was perfect!"

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

40 Year Old Virgin

David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like Coldplay.

There are some good ones in that movie that just can not be printed out here.

However I love when he is drunk in the bar and sees a buddy coming in.

Where he goes Hey Hey Hey and expletive.

Not the words that are funny but just how he says it in that inflection.

 

[peplaw06]

There are some good ones in that movie that just can not be printed out here.

However I love when he is drunk in the bar and sees a buddy coming in.

Where he goes Hey Hey Hey and expletive.

Not the words that are funny but just how he says it in that inflection.

Same scene... when he is talking to Elizabeth Banks (rawr)...

"I hope you have a big trunk, because I'm puttin my BIKE in it."

 

[carphalen5150]

I know this thread is for quotes, but an underrated movie that I catch on TNT or FX from time to time is The Edge with Anthony Hopkins and Alec Baldwin. Every time it comes on I know I an in or at least 30 minutes.

To fill out the quote quota though...here is one from The Edge...

Charles Morse: You know, I once read an interesting book which said that, uh, most people lost in the wilds, they, they die of shame.
Stephen: What?
Charles Morse: Yeah, see, they die of shame. "What did I do wrong? How could I have gotten myself into this?" And so they sit there and they... die. Because they didn't do the one thing that would save their lives.
Robert Green: And what is that, Charles?
Charles Morse: Thinking.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

Same scene... when he is talking to Elizabeth Banks (rawr)...

"I hope you have a big trunk, because I'm puttin my BIKE in it."

:laugh1:

That guy is funny but it is just as funny because he does not look like he should be funny if that makes any sense.

I thought he was the funniest thing in Bruce Almighty and hope his new movie that is a continuation of that one will turn out ok.

 

[Yeagermeister]

:laugh1:

That guy is funny but it is just as funny because he does not look like he should be funny if that makes any sense.

I thought he was the funniest thing in Bruce Almighty and hope his new movie that is a continuation of that one will turn out ok.

The only scene in BA that made me really laugh is when Jim Carrey is controlling his mouth. That made me