The PJG!

[kskboys]

Even sheep?

Your spelling is horrendous. You don't even know how to spell "especially"!!!!!!!

 

[kskboys]

Roses w/ thorns smell much much sweeter.

 

[ESisback]

Bacon rules!

 

[ESisback]

I like sausage too! Hey, any absurd buffoonery to report?

 

[ESisback]

It’s been over three weeks! Isn’t ANYONE tired of all the handwringing angst over everything that mega-wealthy, drunken, attentionwhore old pervert says or does? I’m glad real football’s back, but the deadly serious types need some nonsensical jibberjabbering—like what I’m doing now! Watching Joe Dirt, enjoying a whiskey sour, and cranking songs like “Going Blind” by Kiss and “Space Lord” by Monster Magnet. Got your Halloween decorations up yet?…

 

[Runwildboys]

It’s been over three weeks! Isn’t ANYONE tired of all the handwringing angst over everything that mega-wealthy, drunken, attentionwhore old pervert says or does? I’m glad real football’s back, but the deadly serious types need some nonsensical jibberjabbering—like what I’m doing now! Watching Joe Dirt, enjoying a whiskey sour, and cranking songs like “Going Blind” by Kiss and “Space Lord” by Monster Magnet. Got your Halloween decorations up yet?…

Hey, don't talk about our Grand Poobah like that!

 

[ESisback]

Hey, don't talk about our Grand Poobah like that!

He’s not mega-wealthy!

 

[Runwildboys]

He’s not mega-wealthy!

What do you mean? How could he buy everyone in the PJG a house, if he's not mega-wealthy?? Oh wait, I wasn't supposed to.......Umm, never mind, you're right. Guess I just figured everyone who was at the party in Maui knew about......Oh CRAP!

 

[ESisback]

What do you mean? How could he buy everyone in the PJG a house, if he's not mega-wealthy?? Oh wait, I wasn't supposed to.......Umm, never mind, you're right. Guess I just figured everyone who was at the party in Maui knew about......Oh CRAP!

I already have the best damn cardboard box in the gutter! We meet often at my place, called “Frigidaire”. We sit around in silk robes, muttering nonsense, with big Cubans and snifters filled with blue Koolaid and Mad Dog 2020!

 

[Runwildboys]

I already have the best damn cardboard box in the gutter! We meet often at my place, called “Frigidaire”. We sit around in silk robes, muttering nonsense, with big Cubans and snifters filled with blue Koolaid and Mad Dog 2020!

Oh, so you stepped up from the Prius?

 

[ESisback]

Oh, so you stepped up from the Prius?

Dirty Mike and the Boys are long-standing members of the PJG!

 

[Runwildboys]

Dirty Mike and the Boys are long-standing members of the PJG!

Yeah, but we're still not letting them get anywhere near the annual car wash!

 

[ESisback]

Yeah, but we're still not letting them get anywhere near the annual car wash!

Gotta wash that white powder off the Prius! Found some scratch off lottery tickets!

 

[ESisback]

Remember…soup kitchen!

 

[nobody]

I had brisket tacos for dinner. I read the meat in them and the meat told me that the Grand Poobah is unhappy with discussion of his wealth and might order a targeted water balloon strike. It also said the Cowboys were going to win game 2.

 

[ESisback]

I had brisket tacos for dinner. I read the meat in them and the meat told me that the Grand Poobah is unhappy with discussion of his wealth and might order a targeted water balloon strike. It also said the Cowboys were going to win game 2.

I ain’t scared of no water balloons!

 

[nobody]

I ain’t scared of no water balloons!

Oh, you poor soul....you have no idea about THESE water balloons. Filled with the most unspeakable substances and then refrigerated to 33 degrees fahrenheit.

 

[ESisback]

Oh, you poor soul....you have no idea about THESE water balloons. Filled with the most unspeakable substances and then refrigerated to 33 degrees fahrenheit.

Frozen poopsicles?

 

[nobody]

Frozen poopsicles?

You said poop, not I. I said unspeakable substances. And 33 degrees is one above freezing.

 

[Runwildboys]

You said poop, not I. I said unspeakable substances. And 33 degrees is one above freezing.

That depends on what you're trying to freeze and at what air pressure. 33 degrees Fahrenheit is just enough to make poop feel like a fudgesicle hitting you in the face. Okay, that's just a guess, based on picking up dog poop in the winter.