The PJG!

[ESisback]

That must be how the police department told him to do it.

Spittin’ coffee, brutha!

 

[ESisback]

That must be how the police department told him to do it.

Makes me wonder about celebrities with means doing NOTHING about physical atrocities:
John Elway’s giant teeth
Gene Simmons’ fright wig-like hair
Jimmy Durante’s giant schnozola
Babs Streisand’s extra big honker

 

[nobody]

Makes me wonder about celebrities with means doing NOTHING about physical atrocities:
John Elway’s giant teeth
Gene Simmons’ fright wig-like hair
Jimmy Durante’s giant schnozola
Babs Streisand’s extra big honker

They could be very secure in who they are and find no need to change.

Also, it -can- be detrimental. After Dirty Dancing, Jennifer Grey got a nose job and even her friends didn't recognize her...just from a nose job. It cost her acting jobs because people didn't recognize her.

All because of vanity of appearance.

 

[Runwildboys]

They could be very secure in who they are and find no need to change.

Also, it -can- be detrimental. After Dirty Dancing, Jennifer Grey got a nose job and even her friends didn't recognize her...just from a nose job. It cost her acting jobs because people didn't recognize her.

All because of vanity of appearance.

But she did look much better!

 

[Runwildboys]

Makes me wonder about celebrities with means doing NOTHING about physical atrocities:
John Elway’s giant teeth
Gene Simmons’ fright wig-like hair
Jimmy Durante’s giant schnozola
Babs Streisand’s extra big honker

Babs's nose being fixed probably would have affected her singing voice, and I don't think decent rhinoplasty was available in Durante's day... but as for the rest...yep.

On the other hand, people always talk smack about celebrities getting work done.

 

[ESisback]

Babs's nose being fixed probably would have affected her singing voice, and I don't think decent rhinoplasty was available in Durante's day... but as for the rest...yep.

On the other hand, people always talk smack about celebrities getting work done.

Yep! Lose either way! Gene Simmons’ hair looks like hell though, right?

 

[Runwildboys]

Yep! Lose either way! Gene Simmons’ hair looks like hell though, right?

Even when he's acting in a movie!

 

[CouchCoach]

Even when he's acting in a movie!

The woman in that pic isn't afraid of the gun or for her life, she's afraid he'll do her hair.

 

[Xelda]

Makes me wonder about celebrities with means doing NOTHING about physical atrocities:
John Elway’s giant teeth
Gene Simmons’ fright wig-like hair
Jimmy Durante’s giant schnozola
Babs Streisand’s extra big honker

John Elway needs a whole lot more work than just teeth. He has people believing in evolution almost as much as the KISS gorilla.
Gene Simmons NEEDS a whole lot of work. Nip, nip, nip. Tuck, tuck, tuck. You're gonna need a bigger knife.
Jimmy Durante wasn't leading man material, so the nose just added to his comedy.
Barbra Streisand, like Freddie Mercury, didn't want to risk anything changing her singing voice. I could never afford the good seats anyway, so all is well.

What about John C Reilly? He could send a few plastic surgeons on the vacation of a lifetime.
Jeremy Renner could use a good schnoz reduction.
I'm afraid I'm starting to get catty, so I'll shut down my nip and tuck suggestions unless we get competitive with it.

 

[ESisback]

John Elway needs a whole lot more work than just teeth. He has people believing in evolution almost as much as the KISS gorilla.
Gene Simmons NEEDS a whole lot of work. Nip, nip, nip. Tuck, tuck, tuck. You're gonna need a bigger knife.
Jimmy Durante wasn't leading man material, so the nose just added to his comedy.
Barbra Streisand, like Freddie Mercury, didn't want to risk anything changing her singing voice. I could never afford the good seats anyway, so all is well.

What about John C Reilly? He could send a few plastic surgeons on the vacation of a lifetime.
Jeremy Renner could use a good schnoz reduction.
I'm afraid I'm starting to get catty, so I'll shut down my nip and tuck suggestions unless we get competitive with it.

My point EXACTLY! So many celebs with odd physical proclivities that do nothing about it with their embarrassment of riches. Some have viable reasons, but it’s still funny.

 

[ESisback]

But she did look much better!

She was uniquely ugly/cute!

 

[Xelda]

My point EXACTLY! So many celebs with odd physical proclivities that do nothing about it with their embarrassment of riches. Some have viable reasons, but it’s still funny.

If only they'd appreciate our concern for their unattractiveness. I would tell Stallone to ease up on the face lifts though. It looks like his eyebrows want nothing to do with his face.

 

[ESisback]

If only they'd appreciate our concern for their unattractiveness. I would tell Stallone to ease up on the face lifts though. It looks like his eyebrows want nothing to do with his face.

Or how about the HUMUNGO mole on Aaron Neville? Egads! I also get the willies looking at Cher’s Botoxed lips and Cardi B’s giant claws!

 

[Runwildboys]

If only they'd appreciate our concern for their unattractiveness. I would tell Stallone to ease up on the face lifts though. It looks like his eyebrows want nothing to do with his face.

His eyebrows want him to be taller.

 

[Xelda]

Or how about the HUMUNGO mole on Aaron Neville? Egads! I also get the willies looking at Cher’s Botoxed lips and Cardi B’s giant claws!

Now you're talking! Every time I look at him, I think "Do something about that!".

His eyebrows want him to be taller.

Good point!

 

[kskboys]

My point EXACTLY! So many celebs with odd physical proclivities that do nothing about it with their embarrassment of riches. Some have viable reasons, but it’s still funny.

Erin Grey got her nose fixed and it ruined her career.

 

[Runwildboys]

Erin Grey got her nose fixed and it ruined her career.

Me too!

 

[ESisback]

Now you're talking! Every time I look at him, I think "Do something about that!".

Good point!

Can’t stand those giant nails! Especially when they come to a point like a needle! Even JLo’s wearing those damn things!

 

[kskboys]

Can’t stand those giant nails! Especially when they come to a point like a needle! Even JLo’s wearing those damn things!

Me neither. That's why I screw everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[nobody]

Me neither. That's why I screw everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Even sheep?