The PJG!

Runwildboys said:
That must be how the police department told him to do it.
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Makes me wonder about celebrities with means doing NOTHING about physical atrocities:
John Elway’s giant teeth
Gene Simmons’ fright wig-like hair
Jimmy Durante’s giant schnozola
Babs Streisand’s extra big honker
 
ESisback said:
Makes me wonder about celebrities with means doing NOTHING about physical atrocities:
John Elway’s giant teeth
Gene Simmons’ fright wig-like hair
Jimmy Durante’s giant schnozola
Babs Streisand’s extra big honker
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They could be very secure in who they are and find no need to change.

Also, it -can- be detrimental. After Dirty Dancing, Jennifer Grey got a nose job and even her friends didn't recognize her...just from a nose job. It cost her acting jobs because people didn't recognize her.

All because of vanity of appearance. :)
 
DeathMonkey said:
They could be very secure in who they are and find no need to change.

Also, it -can- be detrimental. After Dirty Dancing, Jennifer Grey got a nose job and even her friends didn't recognize her...just from a nose job. It cost her acting jobs because people didn't recognize her.

All because of vanity of appearance. :)
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But she did look much better!
 
ESisback said:
Makes me wonder about celebrities with means doing NOTHING about physical atrocities:
John Elway’s giant teeth
Gene Simmons’ fright wig-like hair
Jimmy Durante’s giant schnozola
Babs Streisand’s extra big honker
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Babs's nose being fixed probably would have affected her singing voice, and I don't think decent rhinoplasty was available in Durante's day... but as for the rest...yep.

On the other hand, people always talk smack about celebrities getting work done.
 
Runwildboys said:
Babs's nose being fixed probably would have affected her singing voice, and I don't think decent rhinoplasty was available in Durante's day... but as for the rest...yep.

On the other hand, people always talk smack about celebrities getting work done.
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Yep! Lose either way! Gene Simmons’ hair looks like hell though, right?
 
ESisback said:
Makes me wonder about celebrities with means doing NOTHING about physical atrocities:
John Elway’s giant teeth
Gene Simmons’ fright wig-like hair
Jimmy Durante’s giant schnozola
Babs Streisand’s extra big honker
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John Elway needs a whole lot more work than just teeth. He has people believing in evolution almost as much as the KISS gorilla.
Gene Simmons NEEDS a whole lot of work. Nip, nip, nip. Tuck, tuck, tuck. You're gonna need a bigger knife.
Jimmy Durante wasn't leading man material, so the nose just added to his comedy.
Barbra Streisand, like Freddie Mercury, didn't want to risk anything changing her singing voice. I could never afford the good seats anyway, so all is well.

What about John C Reilly? He could send a few plastic surgeons on the vacation of a lifetime.
Jeremy Renner could use a good schnoz reduction.
I'm afraid I'm starting to get catty, so I'll shut down my nip and tuck suggestions unless we get competitive with it.
 
Xelda said:
John Elway needs a whole lot more work than just teeth. He has people believing in evolution almost as much as the KISS gorilla.
Gene Simmons NEEDS a whole lot of work. Nip, nip, nip. Tuck, tuck, tuck. You're gonna need a bigger knife.
Jimmy Durante wasn't leading man material, so the nose just added to his comedy.
Barbra Streisand, like Freddie Mercury, didn't want to risk anything changing her singing voice. I could never afford the good seats anyway, so all is well.

What about John C Reilly? He could send a few plastic surgeons on the vacation of a lifetime.
Jeremy Renner could use a good schnoz reduction.
I'm afraid I'm starting to get catty, so I'll shut down my nip and tuck suggestions unless we get competitive with it.
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My point EXACTLY! So many celebs with odd physical proclivities that do nothing about it with their embarrassment of riches. Some have viable reasons, but it’s still funny.
 
ESisback said:
My point EXACTLY! So many celebs with odd physical proclivities that do nothing about it with their embarrassment of riches. Some have viable reasons, but it’s still funny.
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If only they'd appreciate our concern for their unattractiveness. I would tell Stallone to ease up on the face lifts though. It looks like his eyebrows want nothing to do with his face.
 
Xelda said:
If only they'd appreciate our concern for their unattractiveness. I would tell Stallone to ease up on the face lifts though. It looks like his eyebrows want nothing to do with his face.
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Or how about the HUMUNGO mole on Aaron Neville? Egads! I also get the willies looking at Cher’s Botoxed lips and Cardi B’s giant claws!
 
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