In other news....I've just determined that over the last ten years...EVERY time I was carrying an umbrella outside, it was also raining. You know what THAT means! All I have to do to control weather, is take out or put up the ole umbrella!!!!!
Therefore, all I need to do to solve world hunger...is to go to Africa with my umbrella and walk around outside with it open, and this will cause it to rain, and after 2 months africa will be an oasis full of green fields and lush crops. Conversely....whenever I hear that a hurricane is brewing in the USA...I'll just walk around outside WITHOUT my umbrella, and no more hurricane!
You're welcome everyone