Things I've learned recently

[northerncowboynation]

Was that like one time at band camp with the flute ??

we just said the sane thing daveO

 

[northerncowboynation]

Yeah... but without the flute so there were less smiles all around.
Flutes are important, I came to understand...

Corso the flautist who knew lol

 

[dallasdave]

and this one time at band camp i stuck a flute in my...

That was the greatest line in the whole movie never saw it coming.

 

[dallasdave]

Yeah... but without the flute so there were less smiles all around.
Flutes are important, I came to understand...

esp in that movie

 

[northerncowboynation]

That was the greatest line in the whole movie never saw it coming.

It certainly was nyuk nyuk nyuk

 

[dallasdave]

we just said the sane thing daveO

Wow, on the same wave

 

[dallasdave]

It certainly was nyuk nyuk nyuk

Never saw it coming

 

[northerncowboynation]

Never saw it coming

nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk

 

[northerncowboynation]

Man there are a lot of funny folks on this site. Great to laugh right out loud

 

[dallasdave]

nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk

Corso the funny guy

 

[dallasdave]

I have caused people to want to beat the mutha sucking zing out of my kool aid...
More than once.

I remember this one time at a BBQ...

Best buns you ever saw.

 

[northerncowboynation]

I've always wanted to try standup. Problem is every time I think about it I'm 3/4 sauced and end up falling down, and I know it would take some seriuos liqour to get me on stage. Liquor, liquor did say liquor

 

[Corso]

Best buns you ever saw.

I was wondering what I was going to do with this hot dog!

No... I was an impatient budgie and stopped a family BBQ because I wanted what I wanted and I wanted it now...
There was a Cowboys game about to start!

It took two family members (on their side) to stop the host from beating me into pudding.
I didn't even think about it until a week later when Ray Ray told me his cousin was still head-hunting for me.

It all worked out, in the End. I helped him for free and he let public grudges slide.

 

[northerncowboynation]

Three things you just can't say any more without fear of "me too"

Liquor, poker and smokin

 

[northerncowboynation]

Hey hon let me tell ya my life story... went to a smokin hot bbq once, got all liquored and played poker after. What? That's harassment mister

 

[Corso]

Three things you just can't say any more without fear of "me too"

Liquor, poker and smokin

Lol... I say No to lots and stare in their eyes to dispute me.
In the Dove... in east LA... In front of a producer who wants you to be "cool"...
Nope. Fridge off. I do what I do when I want to do it. On my time. You're not scheduled for a freak-break.

 

[northerncowboynation]

Carlin used to say ***** snatch and box were forbidden. now you can't say kweefer sutherland

 

[dallasdave]

I was wondering what I was going to do with this hot dog!

No... I was an impatient budgie and stopped a family BBQ because I wanted what I wanted and I wanted it now...
There was a Cowboys game about to start!

It took two family members (on their side) to stop the host from beating me into pudding.
I didn't even think about it until a week later when Ray Ray told me his cousin was still head-hunting for me.

It all worked out, in the End. I helped him for free and he let public grudges slide.

Just -Let it Be --wow -that could be a song

 

[Cowpolk]

Bacon shortages suck

 

[Cowpolk]

A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse