Things Not to Say to a Cop or a Judge

[Oz-of-Cowboy-Country]

Are you the same cop I blew by the other day at 125 mph?

 

[Bigdog]

Excuse me officer, do you know the name of that...rap guy...or guys that made the song... "F" the police?


I'm pretty sure they would not like that question.

Or if you are playing it while he is walking to your car.

 

[MWH1967]

This car didn't come out with seat belts so, how to the hell you expect me to put one on dumb arse?

 

[Reverend Conehead]

I didn't speed on purpose, officer. I was driving into a strong head wind and then it let up suddenly and I went zipping down the street.

 

[Oz-of-Cowboy-Country]

Cops don't like it when you know the rules. So after a cop identifies himself, if you ask him to see his identification card he will get pissed. But a cop must produce an identification card upon request. You can refuse to talk to that cop and dial 911 on him if doesn't show you his card. So can I see some ID from you is the wrong thing to say to a cop.

Leave me alone is another one they don't like. Because everything they say or do after you say leave me alone is by law considered harrassment. But that's only if they have no lawful reason to be interacting with you in the first place.

 

[MWH1967]

would you give your mama this ticket?

 

[MWH1967]

I really don't care what you think your Honor!

 

[Reverend Conehead]

Definitely never say something like, "I'm a sovereign citizen according to the Articles of Confederation, which makes me independent and therefore I'm not required to get a license or insurance." Believe it or not, there's a whole group out there who believe that and are saying stuff like that to cops. Bad idea. And, under the law, yes, you do need to have a drivers license and insurance.

 

[Bigdog]

Definitely never say something like, "I'm a sovereign citizen according to the Articles of Confederation, which makes me independent and therefore I'm not required to get a license or insurance." Believe it or not, there's a whole group out there who believe that and are saying stuff like that to cops. Bad idea. And, under the law, yes, you do need to have a drivers license and insurance.

Wasn't the Articles of Confederation replaced by the Constitution that we have now? I thought it was but my history might be little hazy now.

 

[CF74]

My car just accelerated on its own to pass these losers driving so slowly...

 

[nobody]

"Want a sip?"

 

[Reverend Conehead]

Wasn't the Articles of Confederation replaced by the Constitution that we have now? I thought it was but my history might be little hazy now.

Yes, you're right. The Articles of Confederation have not been our constitution since 1789, but they quote it anyway (and misinterpret it).

 

[Ranched]

would you give your mama this ticket?

 

[MWH1967]

 

[MWH1967]

Sorry for speeding officer but, I had to poop really bad. I'm good now because when you blue lighted me I crapped myself. Do you still need me to step out of the car?

 

[JD_KaPow]

You need my registration? Sure, it's right here in the glove compartment, definitely not in the trunk, so there's no need to open the trunk, no reason at all to do that, here you go officer!

 

[MWH1967]

Me: I was going how fast?
Officer: you were doing 52 in a 25 mile an hour School Zone.

Me: well, see officer wasn't doing anything wrong here is my doctors note. I'm Dyslexic.

 

[Hardline]

If you want to see exactly what not to say to a police officer or a judge watch sovereign citizen videos on YouTube.

I would post a few but many contain profanity.

 

[bb721]

Cop: Do you always drive this fast?

Driver: No, only when I drink.

 

[MWH1967]

what if i just accidentally drop this 1000.00 and you discovered it when i drove off. We cool?