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As I shook my head and read all of the posts, i then thought the same thing as youI got nothin’...
As I shook my head and read all of the posts, i then thought the same thing as youI got nothin’...
No her name Is Madam Metroplex Psychic, Seer of All.Psychotic I think would be closer.
Not anymore than you and your mum.I believe you been hitting the bottle a bit too much.
Thanks, Zero. But our D, trust me, will make him look elite.Cam isn't elite... Very inconsistent.
But a hell of a cook Ranching is, I hear.You are nothing if not persistent, I’ll give you that.
Not anymore than you and your mum.
It will be great! 9-7 and a wild card!!!!I don’t drink. But maybe I’ll start after this season.
Then you just wasted your valuable time, didn't you genius?As I shook my head and read all of the posts, i then thought the same thing as you
While I agree that the offense could be good, where do you get “our D really blows?”Sorry.
Our O is good. Could be very good.
Our D really blows.
PM me after the game with contriteness.
While I agree that the offense could be good, where do you get “our D really blows?”
Don't hurt me ES!!!
Blows assignments?
Look, me ES, our defense is a big question mark.
Its newness and its youth don't make it better. But, we can discuss after it happens before your eyes.
CornersIs English a second language? Why do they blow? They have what appears to be a very talented front 7, and Richard coaching up Awuzie, Jones, Woods and Lewis in the secondary. Most reasonable fans see an improved defense. Be specific, what weaknesses make them “blow”?
I’m not high nor drunk enough to one eye this.This conclusion was reached by careful observation of personnel, exhibition games and the proclivities of the coaches. Too, me mum and her mah jong friend posed an interesting question to me:
The Cowboys can't cover Cam Newton. It can't contain him. So how, sonny boy, can the Cowboys have a channel?
And it came to me.
Blokes, the MOST CONSERVATIVE GAME PLAN in recent mamary !!!
Yes, that's right! No saggy defenses. No chasing after Cam as he lactates throw after throw and chews up our foolish secondary!
Zeke off right guard! Rod Smith smashes off left tackle! Olawale pounds the line!!!!
And, guess what? OLAWALE ALSO CAN PLAY TAILBACK!
Thus, 80 yards TOTAL passing yards from our JV passing team. (Dinky passes to keep their secondary "honest."
190 rushing yards from our ace RBs!!!
Run the ball and keep Cam rusty!
And anybody who thinks these three won't move the chains --- big time --- is daft!
Our D? Not ready for prime time, though our DEs can pressure and keep Cam away from the sidelines.
This is our game plan FOR OUR FIRST GAME!
So low are our expectations of our D and especially our secondary, mates.
Holla and brings me a dollah!
I am so excited!!!!!!
Run, run, run!I’m not high nor drunk enough to one eye this.
Give it a while, ambient person. It will come to you. Think of it like being on the Colgate College Hour on TV. Representing ... um ... representing ... Barrows college. Why? Because you are special.I’m not high nor drunk enough to one eye this.
Corners
Safeties
Interior D
Troubled/Untested DEs
Oh, the usual meltdown kind of thing.
Thank goodness, demanding oaf, we have a great QB, RB and acrobatic TE.
I hope you are right about our defense, but you will see.
Cowboys 30 Carolina 28.
Ya think?Don't think passing for 80 yards is going to keep any secondary honest. If we only pass for 80 yards we lose, guaranteed.