This offseason is different

GimmeTheBall!

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The good news is that a dollar store is bean built close to me.

The bad news is that this offseason I half have the hope I usually half for the coming and new season.

How, mens and womans, did we get here?

What football gods half we angred? Huh? What fowl deed half we comited to put us in perpetual middle of the pack mode. And now we face being in the last third of the NFL.
Mens and ladies, it's not like a bad season that a well-informed GM can and could correct, slowly or fastly. Such a GM would at least protend possibilities for a better future.
No, we are in the middle and going farther down and we half a GM for life who will continue to screw things up. The question is this: how far will we slide until there is a full-scale uprising? The answer is no one will rise up. We will all sit like they do at Cowboys Stadium sitting on their hands.

Yes, this offseason is different. As we huddle around the oatmeal kettle and barrel fires of the urban wastelands of America, as we fix our '57 Chevys in the front lawn and as we put clumps of mashed potatoes on the cafeteria trays, we all go in a daze of knowing that we are not feared no more. Nay, not even respected no more.
We are now the rich kid ever one want to pummel and then laugh at.
Jerra, you half done this to me and my fellow fans and robust neighbors.

Yes, a different offseason with no expectations for a reversal. No high draft pick. A middle pick that reflect our standing in the NFL. The middle -- and going down steadily. I would pontiac further about the woeful state but the farm prices report are on the radio and she half a nice voice.
Holla
 

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I half have the hope I usually half for the coming and new season.

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The good news is that a dollar store is bean built close to me.

The bad news is that this offseason I half have the hope I usually half for the coming and new season.

How, mens and womans, did we get here?

What football gods half we angred? Huh? What fowl deed half we comited to put us in perpetual middle of the pack mode. And now we face being in the last third of the NFL.
Mens and ladies, it's not like a bad season that a well-informed GM can and could correct, slowly or fastly. Such a GM would at least protend possibilities for a better future.
No, we are in the middle and going farther down and we half a GM for life who will continue to screw things up. The question is this: how far will we slide until there is a full-scale uprising? The answer is no one will rise up. We will all sit like they do at Cowboys Stadium sitting on their hands.

Yes, this offseason is different. As we huddle around the oatmeal kettle and barrel fires of the urban wastelands of America, as we fix our '57 Chevys in the front lawn and as we put clumps of mashed potatoes on the cafeteria trays, we all go in a daze of knowing that we are not feared no more. Nay, not even respected no more.
We are now the rich kid ever one want to pummel and then laugh at.
Jerra, you half done this to me and my fellow fans and robust neighbors.

Yes, a different offseason with no expectations for a reversal. No high draft pick. A middle pick that reflect our standing in the NFL. The middle -- and going down steadily. I would pontiac further about the woeful state but the farm prices report are on the radio and she half a nice voice.
Holla

Well..

lets start with your good news..

I'll play along.

Be sure when you go to the Dollar Store..

be sure you actually look at the prices..its not really a Dollar Store where everything is a dollar.

as for the Cowboys

its like the warning on your car sideview mirrors.

OBJECTS ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR

Dallas is not as good advertised nor are they as bad as advertised.
 

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The good news is that a dollar store is bean built close to me.

The bad news is that this offseason I half have the hope I usually half for the coming and new season.

How, mens and womans, did we get here?

What football gods half we angred? Huh? What fowl deed half we comited to put us in perpetual middle of the pack mode. And now we face being in the last third of the NFL.
Mens and ladies, it's not like a bad season that a well-informed GM can and could correct, slowly or fastly. Such a GM would at least protend possibilities for a better future.
No, we are in the middle and going farther down and we half a GM for life who will continue to screw things up. The question is this: how far will we slide until there is a full-scale uprising? The answer is no one will rise up. We will all sit like they do at Cowboys Stadium sitting on their hands.

Yes, this offseason is different. As we huddle around the oatmeal kettle and barrel fires of the urban wastelands of America, as we fix our '57 Chevys in the front lawn and as we put clumps of mashed potatoes on the cafeteria trays, we all go in a daze of knowing that we are not feared no more. Nay, not even respected no more.
We are now the rich kid ever one want to pummel and then laugh at.
Jerra, you half done this to me and my fellow fans and robust neighbors.

Yes, a different offseason with no expectations for a reversal. No high draft pick. A middle pick that reflect our standing in the NFL. The middle -- and going down steadily. I would pontiac further about the woeful state but the farm prices report are on the radio and she half a nice voice.
Holla

Do you actually talk like this or is this just for us?
 

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The good news is that a dollar store is bean built close to me.

The bad news is that this offseason I half have the hope I usually half for the coming and new season.

How, mens and womans, did we get here?

What football gods half we angred? Huh? What fowl deed half we comited to put us in perpetual middle of the pack mode. And now we face being in the last third of the NFL.
Mens and ladies, it's not like a bad season that a well-informed GM can and could correct, slowly or fastly. Such a GM would at least protend possibilities for a better future.
No, we are in the middle and going farther down and we half a GM for life who will continue to screw things up. The question is this: how far will we slide until there is a full-scale uprising? The answer is no one will rise up. We will all sit like they do at Cowboys Stadium sitting on their hands.

Yes, this offseason is different. As we huddle around the oatmeal kettle and barrel fires of the urban wastelands of America, as we fix our '57 Chevys in the front lawn and as we put clumps of mashed potatoes on the cafeteria trays, we all go in a daze of knowing that we are not feared no more. Nay, not even respected no more.
We are now the rich kid ever one want to pummel and then laugh at.
Jerra, you half done this to me and my fellow fans and robust neighbors.

Yes, a different offseason with no expectations for a reversal. No high draft pick. A middle pick that reflect our standing in the NFL. The middle -- and going down steadily. I would pontiac further about the woeful state but the farm prices report are on the radio and she half a nice voice.
Holla


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The good news is that a dollar store is bean built close to me.

The bad news is that this offseason I half have the hope I usually half for the coming and new season.

How, mens and womans, did we get here?

What football gods half we angred? Huh? What fowl deed half we comited to put us in perpetual middle of the pack mode. And now we face being in the last third of the NFL.
Mens and ladies, it's not like a bad season that a well-informed GM can and could correct, slowly or fastly. Such a GM would at least protend possibilities for a better future.
No, we are in the middle and going farther down and we half a GM for life who will continue to screw things up. The question is this: how far will we slide until there is a full-scale uprising? The answer is no one will rise up. We will all sit like they do at Cowboys Stadium sitting on their hands.

Yes, this offseason is different. As we huddle around the oatmeal kettle and barrel fires of the urban wastelands of America, as we fix our '57 Chevys in the front lawn and as we put clumps of mashed potatoes on the cafeteria trays, we all go in a daze of knowing that we are not feared no more. Nay, not even respected no more.
We are now the rich kid ever one want to pummel and then laugh at.
Jerra, you half done this to me and my fellow fans and robust neighbors.

Yes, a different offseason with no expectations for a reversal. No high draft pick. A middle pick that reflect our standing in the NFL. The middle -- and going down steadily. I would pontiac further about the woeful state but the farm prices report are on the radio and she half a nice voice.
Holla

BTW Gimme The Ball.

you are familiar with the Jerry Seinfeld episode called The Soup ****?

Well..

No balls for you.

There are not enough to go around this year.

Sorry.

Maybe next year.
 

GimmeTheBall!

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Do you actually talk like this or is this just for us?



No, i WRITE this way. You see, I didn't half the opportunites you did. While you were dacning with sal mindeo and Susan Anspach I was doing manal work and saving money to go to JC. I am learning and growing and you being condensing to me makes me feel bad. So laugh if you will but I just wanted you to no about my angst. I am sorry if you dont accept my feelings.
 

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The good news is that a dollar store is bean built close to me.

The bad news is that this offseason I half have the hope I usually half for the coming and new season.

How, mens and womans, did we get here?

What football gods half we angred? Huh? What fowl deed half we comited to put us in perpetual middle of the pack mode. And now we face being in the last third of the NFL.
Mens and ladies, it's not like a bad season that a well-informed GM can and could correct, slowly or fastly. Such a GM would at least protend possibilities for a better future.
No, we are in the middle and going farther down and we half a GM for life who will continue to screw things up. The question is this: how far will we slide until there is a full-scale uprising? The answer is no one will rise up. We will all sit like they do at Cowboys Stadium sitting on their hands.

Yes, this offseason is different. As we huddle around the oatmeal kettle and barrel fires of the urban wastelands of America, as we fix our '57 Chevys in the front lawn and as we put clumps of mashed potatoes on the cafeteria trays, we all go in a daze of knowing that we are not feared no more. Nay, not even respected no more.
We are now the rich kid ever one want to pummel and then laugh at.
Jerra, you half done this to me and my fellow fans and robust neighbors.

Yes, a different offseason with no expectations for a reversal. No high draft pick. A middle pick that reflect our standing in the NFL. The middle -- and going down steadily. I would pontiac further about the woeful state but the farm prices report are on the radio and she half a nice voice.
Holla

Man, I need to move to Colorado or Washington.
 

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Well..

lets start with your good news..

I'll play along.

Be sure when you go to the Dollar Store..

be sure you actually look at the prices..its not really a Dollar Store where everything is a dollar.

as for the Cowboys

its like the warning on your car sideview mirrors.

OBJECTS ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR

Dallas is not as good advertised nor are they as bad as advertised.

Exactly, we are 8-8 or a bit worse. Which in the grand scheme of things means we're stuck in that waiting for one year of (coughhhhhhhh) good luck...

Your either a winner or a loser in this league. Anything other than being in the top 4 means your not good enough. We've been in that classification or 18+ years...
 

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I hope this off season is different for Mike Woicik and his staff of trainers. The injury issue has been ridicules, to have that many players with hamstring issues. Something has got to change in getting these guys in shape for the season.
 

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The good news is that a dollar store is bean built close to me.

The bad news is that this offseason I half have the hope I usually half for the coming and new season.

How, mens and womans, did we get here?

What football gods half we angred? Huh? What fowl deed half we comited to put us in perpetual middle of the pack mode. And now we face being in the last third of the NFL.
Mens and ladies, it's not like a bad season that a well-informed GM can and could correct, slowly or fastly. Such a GM would at least protend possibilities for a better future.
No, we are in the middle and going farther down and we half a GM for life who will continue to screw things up. The question is this: how far will we slide until there is a full-scale uprising? The answer is no one will rise up. We will all sit like they do at Cowboys Stadium sitting on their hands.

Yes, this offseason is different. As we huddle around the oatmeal kettle and barrel fires of the urban wastelands of America, as we fix our '57 Chevys in the front lawn and as we put clumps of mashed potatoes on the cafeteria trays, we all go in a daze of knowing that we are not feared no more. Nay, not even respected no more.
We are now the rich kid ever one want to pummel and then laugh at.
Jerra, you half done this to me and my fellow fans and robust neighbors.

Yes, a different offseason with no expectations for a reversal. No high draft pick. A middle pick that reflect our standing in the NFL. The middle -- and going down steadily. I would pontiac further about the woeful state but the farm prices report are on the radio and she half a nice voice.
Holla

Please stop. After reading many of your posts I half actually started saying half instead of have on occasion.
 
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