Tight End Speed

"There's no way Byron Jones ever ran 22.11 miles per hour. Those are just random numbers on a website. My eyes and brain know better than all of those nerdy gadget thingies the NFL uses."


Some people.
 
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Witten set the NFL single-season record for receptions by a tight end with 110 in 2010. He set the NFL single-game record for receptions by a tight end with 18 against the New York Giants in 2012. He also became one of only three players in NFL history to catch at least 60 passes in 13 consecutive seasons, and set yet another record for consecutive games started by a tight end at 229 to close his career.

Witten leaves the Cowboys and the NFL now for the ESPN Monday night television booth with 1,152 career catches for 12,448 yards and 68 touchdowns. He posted four 1,000-yard seasons and collected 21 100-yard games. He also won the Walter Payton Award as the NFL Man of the Year in 2012.

Jason Witten became everything an NFL team could want as a player, as a person and as a team leader. Every team in the NFL missed on their talent evaluations of Witten and the Cowboys became the beneficiary. As it turns out, he was much better than the 69th overall choice of his draft. Much, much better.
 
That's the problem when you can't form a football thought of your own and rely strictly on numbers. Numbers lie. All the time. Like when they tell you Jason Witten is actually fast.

The words “Jason Witten is fast” doesn’t contain numbers, therefore it isn’t an example of numbers lying. In any case, numbers dont actually lie anyway, but they can be incorrectly applied.
 
Witten is not slow

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"There's no way Byron Jones ever ran 22.11 miles per hour. Those are just random numbers on a website. My eyes and brain know better than all of those nerdy gadget thingies the NFL uses."


Some people.

He had to switch it to an actual fast player.

Because saying Jason Witten is fast is just like saying Bryon Jones is fast.

Imagine a fan so clueless that he has to go on a website to see if Jason Witten is fast or not. Then that same fan thinking he's going to convince anyone that he is based on a random series of numbers somebody posted.

I look forward to more of your Witten's fast/running games don't matter brilliance. Keep em coming.
 
Yeah I watch every single game every year. I don't need a highlight package where any play can look great to know about Witten.

You don't need a website of random numbers to determine what you're actually seeing on Sundays?

Weirdo.
 

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