Zaxor said:
I remember Chuck well ...
He was the single most determined troll I've ever known... and in a curious way, he was one of the driving forces of that newsgroup... he brought us all together, united against him...
Ahhhh, the Good Ol' Boys Network... created in response to one of our other trolls (I think it was Conjure), who complained about us having a good ol' boys network... well, rather than get annoyed or defensive about the accusation, I thought we should have some fun with it... and once it got going good, ol' Fred Goodwin declared me the HMFIC of that august body... LOL...
the Monty Python threads...ding dong bring out your dead
Sometimes-- especially in the offseason-- you've just gotta get a little silly... those did seem to be particularly popular threads, didn't they??
I remember the Suicide Rats
Created in response to our King of the Malapropism, Austin, trying to insult JustForFun by talkin' about the "suicide rats in Tennessee"... that was funny enough, but then Rod Parker went and wrote "The Ballad Of The Suicide Rats", sung to the tune of "The Ballad Of The Green Berets":
Rodents plummet from the sky,
They hit the ground, but they don't die...
And each "member" had to choose a name based on one of Austin's malapropisms... I was Brother Quiji, after the time he talked about us consulting a "Quiji board" for our theories... I also remember a Brother Hanus, after the time he referred to our "hanus" (heinous) activities...
What's cool about that one is after a while, even ol' Austin came to appreciate the humor in all of that...
Really, the GOBN and the Suicide Rats were just an attempt to create a sense of camaraderie among the board's regulars, and I think both were rather successful...
Those were the good old days...
I remember the Spike and Bear stuff because Cman...
That happened when I tried to give ol' Mabel a break... I thought I sensed a desire in him to try to fit in, and thought I'd try to encourage that... that annoyed Spike greatly, and in the fullness of time, it became clear that he was right, and I was wrong... that's the only time I ever remember Spike and me winding up on opposite sides of the fence...
For the newsgroup outsiders reading this, "Mabel" was an acronym/nickname that Spike hung on Cman, it stood for "Master of Abject Bull and Egregious Lies"... later on, after Mabel claimed that Cowboys fans were for the most part "baggy jeans, gold chain wearing gangbangers", I morphed Mabel into
K-Mubs (King of Mindless, Unsubstantiated BS), reasoning that it sounded a little like a rapper's name, and that would piss off Cman even more...
And then, when we organized our second boycott of Cman, he became TWNLE (the Troll Who No Longer Exists)... I was always surprised at how effective those boycotts were, how nobody would respond to anything he said... that kind of solidarity is tough to achieve on a newsgroup...
I remember Will turning it into a political board and that is the main reason I am here now...
Politics are what killed that board, but you're being too hard on ol' will... we had a LOT of guys in there (including me) who got WAY too political... Venger and TLG were the ringleaders of the right wing, will and Dave Wallen (now posting as Al Mundy) and me were the chief instigators on the left...
I'm sure Yeager will be shocked that I was in the middle of the political crap, LOL...
I thought it was OK back when the election was in full swing, but was rather shocked when it didn't die off after the elections... so I'm still a little ticked at myself for playing such a large role in crapping up a perfectly good forum...
These days, Venger and TLG don't seem to post in there any more at all... I'd like to think it's because they're embarrassed at how passionately they defended Dubya back then...
I wish there was some way we could revive the old group, that was a GREAT place to hang out, talk football, argue with trolls, and just have fun... but sadly, the old gang is either gone (can't believe Dave Zero died that young), or has lost interest...
I even got a chance to meet three of the regulars from that board, in fact I had them out to my house... Fred Goodwin, Allan Guyton and Br'er Bill Gough...good guys, every one of them... Allan and Bill showed up on football Sundays, we watched the game together...
Thanks for calling up all those memories, Zax...