The original post on this thread reminds me of something I saw today, but I can’t remember what… it… was…
Oh, yeah! Now I remember.
I was walking to my car, headed for work, when I noticed this German Shepherd running crossing my yard. His ears were reared back and his tail was between his legs. He seemed to be running away from something, but I never saw what it was. Just when I thought that he was about to cross over into my neighbor’s yard, he stopped dead in his tracks, squatted, took a crap, turned to take a whiff of his gift and then took off like nothing happened. I yelled at him, “Thanks for the present, pal!” and drove off. Needless to say, I wasn’t happy about the free lawn fertilizer. Not one bit.