What did you say when Demarcus Lawrence fumbled?

[Tabascocat]

After my mini-tirade, the wife got up and went to the kitchen and acted like she was washing dishes even though I did them before the game

 

[boyzfan1972]

I WAS LIKE (when he forced the fumble) "YEAHH!!!.........................THEN (after he fumbled and lost it) ........................ NO!!! *** YOU PIECE OF SH.., PUNK *** MOTHER EFER BUST I HOPE YOU GET CUT $##%%^^#@%&**!!!!!!!!! ITS ALL YOUR FAULT JERRY JONES...yada yada yada you guyz can only imagine.

 

[BoysfanfromCanada]

I yelled 'what the f***!' over and over again in the bar I was in. I normally never tell or curse but it came out and the bartender said I had to take it easy cause there were kids in the bar for some reason..... so glad it ended well

 

[SuspectCorner]

I yelled 'what the f***!' over and over again in the bar I was in. I normally never tell or curse but it came out and the bartender said I had to take it easy cause there were kids in the bar for some reason..... so glad it ended well

I guess the zoo was closed on Sunday. Oh well, next-best thing.

 

[Tenkamenin]

As soon as he picked off the pass I was screaming "Take a knee! Take a knee!", and just before he fumbled I envisioned him fumbling and of course if happened.

 

[tico]

At a sports pub, owner told me to quite down or I had to go.. Loud & proud

 

[cowboys69fan]

Lol! looking at all the post, i was beside myself as well, it's like having won the lotto then misplacing the Freaking winning ticket!!!

 

[links18]

My ten year old boy and seven year old daughter were yelling get down. When he didn't and fumbled, we were all yelling at him. I was on the phone to another zoner and was saying he needed to get a strip sack. At least the kids are high IQ at football. That was almost catastrophic.

Man, you are telling me a seven year old girl understands situational football better than some professional players? That's depressing.

 

[Craig]

I closed my eyes, composed myself, and said aloud "lol".

 

[guag]

I slapped the **** out of couch.

Funk his couch, ninja.

 

[Zman5]

I know I was screaming with a primal howl. I thought for sure we would not overcome that blooper. Teams rarely do. My head still hurts. Where's the Tylenol?

The rated G version :

You DUMAS MELON FARMER. GET THE FARM OUT.

 

[punchnjudy]

No actual words...maybe a moan or two...briefly thought about the media making cracks about Lett being on the coaching staff.

 

[Wezsh0T]

I was yelling..."YES!...Sit Down...Sit Down!!!...NOoooo...You IDIOT...you could have won the game! Why????? Didn't....you....sitttttt...down....???? Stupid stupid stupid...."

 

[lane]

I WAS LIKE (when he forced the fumble) "YEAHH!!!.........................THEN (after he fumbled and lost it) ........................ NO!!! *** YOU PIECE OF SH.., PUNK *** MOTHER EFER BUST I HOPE YOU GET CUT $##%%^^#@%&**!!!!!!!!! ITS ALL YOUR FAULT JERRY JONES...yada yada yada you guyz can only imagine.

spencer forced the fumble...

 

[Jason 82 Witten]

I yelled Yes!!! It's over....No!!!!! you idiot. But he redeemed himself and I actually felt happy for him

 

[AbeBeta]

That was the best redemption I've seen in a long while.

 

[Tusan_Homichi]

I was a wreck all damn day. I think I yelled and paced more than I have all season during this game.

This specific play, I remember seeing the ball pop out and I let out a nice high-pitched scream as DLaw picked it up.

When he fumbled it back? The profanities out of my mouth would have made even the most hardened sailor blush. My wife was pretty worried about me at that point and all the animals left the room.

 

[Sarge]

You stupid ****.

 

[Nav22]

I was in silent disbelief. Totally afraid that I had just witnessed a legendary, season-ending gaffe that would haunt me for YEARS. I really thought Detroit would score and punch me right in the gut after they started moving the ball with their new-found life.

 

[rwalters31]

I wanted to reach through the screen and slap the kid lol

Then after his sack/fumble, I wanted to hug him.

You sound complex, or a Cowboy fan! It happen so fast that no words came until later and a drunken Sailor would have been proud!