What is your bail?

ZB9

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Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you
owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offense' and added up your total fine. You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.


1) Smoked pot -- $10

2) Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk --$50

3) Cheated on your significant other -- $10

4) Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50

5) Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25

6) Went streaking -- $5

7) Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15

8) Kissed a co-worker-- $ 20

9)Kissed your boss --$50

10) Been arrested -- $5

11) Spent time in jail -- $15

12) Peed in the pool -- $0.50

13) Played spin the bottle -- $5

14) Done something you regret -- $20

15) Slept with your best friend >-- $20

16) Been in love with a stripper -- $20

17) Went skinny dipping -- $5

18) Been slapped-- $5

19) Slapped someone-- $5

20) Beat up someone -- $20

21) Been jumped -- $10

22) Ever had sex at church -- $25

23) Dated someone you met on My Space -- $25

24) Cheated on test -- $50

25) Vandalized something -- $20

26) Slept with someone in your parents' bed -- $100

27) Crossed dressed -- $10

28) Given money to stripper -- $25

29) Flirted with an officer to get out of a ticket-- $30

30) Been in love with a stripper -- $20

31) Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10

32) Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15

33) Ever drive drunk -- $20

34) Used toys while having sex -- $30

35) Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20

36) Had sex in a pool -- $20

37) mast rbated -- $10

38) Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close
friend --$20

39) Done oral -- $5

40) Got oral -- $5

41) Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25

42) Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to
you-- $40

43) Stole something -- $10

44) Slept with someone who has been in jail -- $25

45) Made a dirty home video -- $15

46) Plan on making a dirty home video in the near future --$30

47) Had a threesome -- $50

48) Had sex in a public place-- $20

49) Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25

50) Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars --$20

51) Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20

52) Kissed a teacher while you were still a student--$25

53) Lied to your mate -- $5

54) Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

OK , now tally up your answers

mine is $580.50. Beat that lol
 

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$565.50


22) Ever had sex at church -- $25


I didn't include this one. Only cuz by Bill Clinton's definition, it wasn't officially "Sex".
 

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Rack Bauer;2686666 said:
$565.50





I didn't include this one. Only cuz by Bill Clinton's definition, it wasn't officially "Sex".

Bubba was wrong lol

and yes the church parking lot and playground both count as church :)
 

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Hostile;2686668 said:
I'm boring. $125.00.

that is a good way to be man for most of them. I wish I could cherry pick only the good ones :)

it's a good thing it's not for repeat offenses or I would rack up 5 figures and life without parole lol
 

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No one is going to believe this, but here it is anyway....

$950.50


Eight years of college pretty much made it all possible. ;)
 

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tomson75;2686735 said:
No one is going to believe this, but here it is anyway....

$950.50


Eight years of college pretty much made it all possible. ;)

LOL you need to go to church :)
 

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ZB9;2686737 said:
LOL you need to go to church :)

Lmao...if I did, I'd probably try and pull off #22. Which is one of the few that I haven't had the pleasure of....yet. :)
 

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tomson75;2686738 said:
Lmao...if I did, I'd probably try and pull off #22. Which is one of the few that I haven't had the pleasure of....yet. :)

:lmao2:
 

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ethiostar;2686740 said:
In all likelihood that would add $25 to his tally.

probably easier for him to add everything up, and then deduct a few LOL
 

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tomson75;2686735 said:
No one is going to believe this, but here it is anyway....

$950.50


Eight years of college pretty much made it all possible. ;)
8 years of college! you must be either a doctor or van wilder
 

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Rampage;2686761 said:
8 years of college! you must be either a doctor or van wilder

Closer to the latter....although I was pre-med for two years. :)

You should see my Stafford loans. Not pretty.
 

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$85.

$105 if you count kissing a summer intern (after working hours) on her last day.
 
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