DallasCowpoke
Fierce Allegiance
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1) Smoked pot -- $10
You mean like in the last 24 hrs?
2) Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk --$50
I was a Lifeguard at a Fraternal Order Of The Eagles during the summer of my 16-18 years. What do you think?
3) Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Girlfriend/s, yes. Wife, never!
4) Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Do I count myself in this scenario?
5) Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Heck yes... beats pouring beer on your right hand so you have something drunk to take home.
6) Went streaking -- $5
Check
7) Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Dbl-check
8) Kissed a co-worker-- $ 20
Yeaaaaa, but he was into it too!
9)Kissed your boss --$50
See above.
10) Been arrested -- $5
Check
11) Spent time in jail -- $15
Redundant, see above
12) Peed in the pool -- $0.50
It's My pool. I'll pee where I damn well please!
13) Played spin the bottle -- $5
Ok, this 1's just silly!
14) Done something you regret -- $20
See #s 8 & 9.
15) Slept with your best friend >-- $20
Again, see above.
16) Been in love with a stripper -- $20
No
17) Went skinny dipping -- $5
Of course. Ties in w/ #s 6 & 7.
18) Been slapped-- $5
Yeaaaaa, by the stripper who I told I didn't "love".
19) Slapped someone-- $5
Noooooo, 'cus I'm not gay!
20) Beat up someone -- $20
Check........ Oh wait... you said "up"! Never mind.
21) Been jumped -- $10
See #15.
22) Ever had sex at church -- $25
Asked and answered.
23) Dated someone you met on My Space -- $25
No
24) Cheated on test -- $50
Of course.
25) Vandalized something -- $20
Check
26) Slept with someone in your parents' bed -- $100
Yea. But only because mom refused to leave us alone and move to the couch!
27) Crossed dressed -- $10
See #21.
28) Given money to stripper -- $25
Check
29) Flirted with an officer to get out of a ticket-- $30
Yea. But he STILL gave me the ticket.
30) Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Not after she took my fifty bucks, no!
31) Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
Well, there was this girl on a Chanel #5 ad, in my sister's Harper's Bazaar magazine.
32) Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Asked and answered.
33) Ever drive drunk -- $20
Check
34) Used toys while having sex -- $30
Yup. And I really wish that girl would of given me that Hot Wheel back!
35) Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Check
36) Had sex in a pool -- $20
See #s 6, 7 & 17.
37) mast rbated -- $10
Ummm?... Be right back......
Check!!!
38) Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close
friend --$20
Check
39) Done oral -- $5, 40) Got oral -- $5, 41) Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25, 42), Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40
Check X 4
43) Stole something -- $10
Check
44) Slept with someone who has been in jail -- $25
Again, does "yourself" count?
45) Made a dirty home video -- $15
No. But I'm currently mulling over a few scripts.
46) Plan on making a dirty home video in the near future --$30
See above.
47) Had a threesome -- $50
Well, I had this wiener-dog once, who liked to watch.
48) Had sex in a public place-- $20
Yes. But mom was out of town at the time, and nobody was using her bed, soooo.
49) Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Well DUH! I mean it gets monotonous when you're ALWAYS the only one present!
50) Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars --$20
Check
51) Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Check
52) Kissed a teacher while you were still a student--$25
Yes. But only because Coach Allred was VERY persuasive!
53) Lied to your mate -- $5
Check
54) Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
No way. That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
You mean like in the last 24 hrs?
2) Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk --$50
I was a Lifeguard at a Fraternal Order Of The Eagles during the summer of my 16-18 years. What do you think?
3) Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Girlfriend/s, yes. Wife, never!
4) Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Do I count myself in this scenario?
5) Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Heck yes... beats pouring beer on your right hand so you have something drunk to take home.
6) Went streaking -- $5
Check
7) Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Dbl-check
8) Kissed a co-worker-- $ 20
Yeaaaaa, but he was into it too!
9)Kissed your boss --$50
See above.
10) Been arrested -- $5
Check
11) Spent time in jail -- $15
Redundant, see above
12) Peed in the pool -- $0.50
It's My pool. I'll pee where I damn well please!
13) Played spin the bottle -- $5
Ok, this 1's just silly!
14) Done something you regret -- $20
See #s 8 & 9.
15) Slept with your best friend >-- $20
Again, see above.
16) Been in love with a stripper -- $20
No
17) Went skinny dipping -- $5
Of course. Ties in w/ #s 6 & 7.
18) Been slapped-- $5
Yeaaaaa, by the stripper who I told I didn't "love".
19) Slapped someone-- $5
Noooooo, 'cus I'm not gay!
20) Beat up someone -- $20
Check........ Oh wait... you said "up"! Never mind.
21) Been jumped -- $10
See #15.
22) Ever had sex at church -- $25
Asked and answered.
23) Dated someone you met on My Space -- $25
No
24) Cheated on test -- $50
Of course.
25) Vandalized something -- $20
Check
26) Slept with someone in your parents' bed -- $100
Yea. But only because mom refused to leave us alone and move to the couch!
27) Crossed dressed -- $10
See #21.
28) Given money to stripper -- $25
Check
29) Flirted with an officer to get out of a ticket-- $30
Yea. But he STILL gave me the ticket.
30) Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Not after she took my fifty bucks, no!
31) Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
Well, there was this girl on a Chanel #5 ad, in my sister's Harper's Bazaar magazine.
32) Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Asked and answered.
33) Ever drive drunk -- $20
Check
34) Used toys while having sex -- $30
Yup. And I really wish that girl would of given me that Hot Wheel back!
35) Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Check
36) Had sex in a pool -- $20
See #s 6, 7 & 17.
37) mast rbated -- $10
Ummm?... Be right back......
Check!!!
38) Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close
friend --$20
Check
39) Done oral -- $5, 40) Got oral -- $5, 41) Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25, 42), Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40
Check X 4
43) Stole something -- $10
Check
44) Slept with someone who has been in jail -- $25
Again, does "yourself" count?
45) Made a dirty home video -- $15
No. But I'm currently mulling over a few scripts.
46) Plan on making a dirty home video in the near future --$30
See above.
47) Had a threesome -- $50
Well, I had this wiener-dog once, who liked to watch.
48) Had sex in a public place-- $20
Yes. But mom was out of town at the time, and nobody was using her bed, soooo.
49) Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Well DUH! I mean it gets monotonous when you're ALWAYS the only one present!
50) Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars --$20
Check
51) Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Check
52) Kissed a teacher while you were still a student--$25
Yes. But only because Coach Allred was VERY persuasive!
53) Lied to your mate -- $5
Check
54) Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
No way. That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
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