What is your bail?

[Hostile]

I'm boring. $135.00.

I couldn't figure out where people got the 50 cents from. So I went back and re-read it and calculated closer.

I said $125.00 it was actually $135.00. I still never peed in a pool.

 

[tomson75]

Seriously?

I'm starting to feel out of place here. I'm finding it hard to believe that I've been the only slutty, drunken criminal in this forum.

Good thing those days are behind me.

:grin2: :cunning: :gent: :devil: :liarliar:

 

[Jon88]

$335.50. Not as bad as I thought.

 

[dal0789]

650.50

 

[Rack]

Bubba was wrong lol

and yes the church parking lot and playground both count as church

In that case, guilty as charged and my total is 590.50 now.

No one is going to believe this, but here it is anyway....

$950.50


Eight years of college pretty much made it all possible.

Reminds me of a line from a John Cusak movie:

"I went to High School for 7 years... I'm no dummy"

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

$400.50

But I am no cheater...so I got that going for me.

 

[DallasCowpoke]

22) Ever had sex at church -- $25

Can I knock off $12.50 if the incident in question, only involed one person?

 

[Rack]

Can I knock off $12.50 if the incident in question, only involed one person?

 

[DallasCowpoke]

Good thing those days are behind me.

Apparently, that's not the only thing that's been "behind" you!?

:

 

[tomson75]

Apparently, that's not the only thing that's been "behind" you!?

:

EEeeeeW.

 

[Rack]

EEeeeeW.

Had a few run-ins with "Big Bubba" did you?

Or rather Big Bubba ran into you a few times.

:laugh1:

 

[kmp77]

$325 not too crazy...not too boring...

 

[tomson75]

Had a few run-ins with "Big Bubba" did you?

Or rather Big Bubba ran into you a few times.

:laugh1:

Thank god my experience behind bars was limited to a few overnighters.

I was just watching the Discovery channel and they were advertising a show on the prison system where some guy actually just gave up on his manhood...he decided to become "the woman in the relationship".

Eew.

 

[DallasCowpoke]

Thank god my experience behind bars was limited to a few overnighters.

I was just watching the Discovery channel and they were advertising a show on the prison system where some guy actually just gave up on his manhood...he decided to become "the woman in the relationship".

Eew.

I saw that too tomson. It's for a new series on the inside workings of major prisons, ironically titled, "Hard Time".

 

[Hostile]

This thread has serious potential.

Tomson, I can't help but think of this.

You are a mad man! You and me, no way. I want to party with you cowboy.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

This thread has serious potential.

Tomson, I can't help but think of this.

You are a mad man! You and me, no way. I want to party with you cowboy.

:laugh1: :laugh1:

Yes Hos I think you need some excitement in your life that does not include drunks, druggies or whackos hanging around your apartment complex.

:

 

[Cajuncowboy]

610.00

Man, I was a stupid idiot for so many years.

:bang2:

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

610.00

Man, I was a stupid idiot for so many years.

:bang2:

Was?!?! :

 

[Cajuncowboy]

Was?!?! :

Well, I still have my moments but now they wouldn't cost me over 600 bucks.

 

[tomson75]

This thread has serious potential.

Tomson, I can't help but think of this.

You are a mad man! You and me, no way. I want to party with you cowboy.

Oh man, I love that movie. I haven't seen it in years though...I might have to go buy it tonight. Classic Bill Murray. Everything he does makes me laugh my *** off.