What tha... why was Wade so jolly with little Brian?

[GimmeTheBall!]

From the 50,000-watt tower of power that is Air Cowboys America, nuggets of wisdom and common sense that are better than an afternoon with Aunt Juana and her three adult daughters who cook just as good than Jimma Johnson after a drunk night out and dance better than Emmitt Smith.

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Boys, girls, intelligent Zoners, groupies and recent parolees:
At best, it was a bad day for the Dallas defense.

Yet, in the fourth quarter the cameras swung around to Wade playfully patting defensive coordinator Brian Stewart on the chest and smilin' as if his team had done him proud.


What tha ...?

Yeah, it is only a preseason game but . . . .

Last year I was the biggest critic of man boobs, his bitter sarcastic ways that alienated players and some coaches.

But for a while there Saturday it made me wistful for the days when man boobs Parcells would be scowling and NOT laughing like an idiot with his other idiot. Especially after such a bad showing.

And speaking of bad showing, can someone -- Emmitt maybe? -- teach Brad "The Statue" Johnson how to move?
My lord, that man is as immobile as my fat cousin Earl at the buffett line!!!

Help!
Someone light a fire under Stewart to get these boys defensing like we think they can.

Stewart, I spit on your defensive showing last night!
phhttttttit!

 

[MONT17]

last week Stewart said "to have successfull defense u have to avoid injuries or have players play through injuries and get lucky..."



I almost threw up in my mouth!


this defense will give up more plays than any defense in Cowboy History (including the 3-13 '88 season) u dont have to mark my words because i will remind u at seasons end!

 

[zrinkill]

last week Stewart said "to have successfull defense u have to avoid injuries or have players play through injuries and get lucky..."



I almost threw up in my mouth!


this defense will give up more plays than any defense in Cowboy History (including the 3-13 '88 season) u dont have to mark my words because i will remind u at seasons end!

 

[cowboys1]

My brother, lets wait to see what their up to because clearly they didn't game plan for last nights game. Almost like the boys were playing prevent and very tenative. So give them some slack until we see them at home against the g-men.

 

[BigDFan5]

I say fire them both

 

[David276]

they will be hung at dawn

 

[theogt]

last week Stewart said "to have successfull defense u have to avoid injuries or have players play through injuries and get lucky..."



I almost threw up in my mouth!


this defense will give up more plays than any defense in Cowboy History (including the 3-13 '88 season) u dont have to mark my words because i will remind u at seasons end!

Will you ban yourself if it doesn't come true?

 

[CowboyBlog]

From the 50,000-watt tower of power that is Air Cowboys America, nuggets of wisdom and common sense that are better than an afternoon with Aunt Juana and her three adult daughters who cook just as good than Jimma Johnson after a drunk night out and dance better than Emmitt Smith.

starspinstarspin:starspin​

Boys, girls, intelligent Zoners, groupies and recent parolees:
At best, it was a bad day for the Dallas defense.

Yet, in the fourth quarter the cameras swung around to Wade playfully patting defensive coordinator Brian Stewart on the chest and smilin' as if his team had done him proud.


What tha ...?

Yeah, it is only a preseason game but . . . .

Last year I was the biggest critic of man boobs, his bitter sarcastic ways that alienated players and some coaches.

But for a while there Saturday it made me wistful for the days when man boobs Parcells would be scowling and NOT laughing like an idiot with his other idiot. Especially after such a bad showing.

And speaking of bad showing, can someone -- Emmitt maybe? -- teach Brad "The Statue" Johnson how to move?
My lord, that man is as immobile as my fat cousin Earl at the buffett line!!!

Help!
Someone light a fire under Stewart to get these boys defensing like we think they can.

Stewart, I spit on your defensive showing last night!
phhttttttit!

I like the way you think

 

[lcharles]

I think Wade's deddy told him not to beat Houston. That smile and slap to Stewart was just wade telling him, "good Job", you made it look like we were trying while failing horribly.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

 

[Frozen700]

I think Wade's deddy told him not to beat Houston. That smile and slap to Stewart was just wade telling him, "good Job", you made it look like we were trying while failing horribly.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

LMAO!!!!!

anyways you guys are 2 funny...you panic 4 every little thing....lets all jump over a bridge over a pre season game!

 

[Faerluna]

How dare they laugh or smile! The coaches will feel and act miserable on our command until we tell them they're allowed to be happy again.

 

[ScipioCowboy]

Doomed!!!!!

 

[Seven]

LMAO!!!!!

anyways you guys are 2 funny...you panic 4 every little thing....lets all jump over a bridge over a pre season game!

I once heard of a guy that could leap a capital "T" in a single bound and was faster than a rolling "O" but even he couldn't jump "over" a bridge.

 

[Seven]

LMAO!!!!!

anyways you guys are 2 funny...you panic 4 every little thing....lets all jump over a bridge over a pre season game!

http://cowboyszone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=93492

 

[DallasEast]

Put Phillips in a Santa Claus suit and I don't see why he couldn't be jolly with Brian...

 

[Big Dakota]

last week Stewart said "to have successfull defense u have to avoid injuries or have players play through injuries and get lucky..."



I almost threw up in my mouth!


this defense will give up more plays than any defense in Cowboy History (including the 3-13 '88 season) u dont have to mark my words because i will remind u at seasons end!

Congrats! Dumbest post i've seen in 2007.