What's Jerry's "Splash" Move for 2014?

[DoctorChicken]

More plastic surgery. Jerral will have the face and the brain of a 40 year old.

 

[Zimmy Lives]

New cheerleader unis? Sideline passes? A new deal with Taco Bell?

 

[Zimmy Lives]

More plastic surgery. Jerral will have the face and the brain of a 40 year old.

Add a butt implant and he will have the whole package.

 

[DoctorChicken]

Add a butt implant and he will have the whole package.

I heard he is literally going to have brain surgery and have some parts of some 40 year old guy's brain attached to his.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

He will hire the 80's era Daryl Hannah to be his new miller lite girl and have her dancing in a tank of water while wearing a mermaid costume.

 

[BringBackThatOleTimeBoys]

Draft Micheal Sam way ahead of everybody else when there are greater football needs.

Yeah, I do think JJ would do it simply for attention.

 

[TrailBlazer]

Draft Micheal Sam way ahead of everybody else when there are greater football needs.

Yeah, I do think JJ would do it simply for attention.

Dallas gets enough attention. Would not be good for Sam or Dallas. Don't need that media circus.

 

[Rockport]

Probably nothing. Unless he grows a pair and does something huge in the draft, then basically he's rolling out the same squad next season minus a couple of high-priced vets, and add a couple of wannabe's in the draft. I think he's gambling on the fact that people will show up no matter what.

Please explain "does something huge in the draft".

 

[Blackspider214]

If we have our hands tied for signing free agents, we would trade down not up.

This is Jerry we are talking about. There is no rational thinking when it comes to him.

 

[Blackspider214]

Dallas gets enough attention. Would not be good for Sam or Dallas. Don't need that media circus.

And the fact he is undersized anyways.