Who's the fastest player on the team?

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Alexander said:
Not even Cosmo Kramer.

A character that even Michael Richards might not include on his resume. I think U.H.F. is behind the psycho killer he portrayed in Problem Child.


Obviously, the hard hitting, straight-laced U.H.F. went right over your head, Alex. If you don't get it, don't take it out on Spadowski. He just doesn't deserve it.

U.H.F. is only for the intellectually sophisticated.

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Alexander said:
Actually, he said the thread was worthwhile and got ruined.

It seems to me that this topic got its just rewards.

Yes but u defended the guy mad that the thread got ruined a thread you personally thought sucked LOL
 

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superpunk said:
I'm confused.

But, if you'd like to laugh, I could link you to a thread at ES where I'm trying to determine whether or not a Skins fan wants to have relations with DeMarcus Ware....

Yeah I am in that thread reading LOL


As for being confused whats new? :laugh1:
 

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superpunk said:
I wonder what drills they're running in Oxnard right now....
:lmao2:

well, my money says they are just doing some of the basics.. light workout kinda stuff.. Parcells doesn't really like to turn up the intensity until about 1:45AM.. he knows that's when the bars do their last call, so he has to keep the guys focused..
 

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BigDFan5 said:
Yes but u defended the guy mad that the thread got ruined a thread you personally thought sucked LOL

Have you ever abused a sibling, but then were faced with the situation when they were confronted by an outsider?

It is your job and when someone else comes around and tries to do that, then the natural reaction is to defend what is yours.
 

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superpunk said:
I'm confused.

But, if you'd like to laugh, I could link you to a thread at ES where I'm trying to determine whether or not a Skins fan wants to have relations with DeMarcus Ware....

I wouldn't mind taking a look at that. Linkage?
 

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superpunk said:
So......














Newman is faster than TO.
haha!! I don't care what the crap the guy from U.H.F. thinks, this is becoming one of my all-time favorite threads.. I have actually lol'd a few times reading this thing, which is very rare for me..
 

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EMMITTnROY said:
:lmao2:

well, my money says they are just doing some of the basics.. light workout kinda stuff.. Parcells doesn't really like to turn up the intensity until about 1:45AM.. he knows that's when the bars do their last call, so he has to keep the guys focused..

Keep in mind that we HAVE to get Keith off the roads by 4:30 am - at the latest.
 

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Alexander said:
Have you ever abused a sibling, but then were faced with the situation when they were confronted by an outsider?

It is your job and when someone else comes around and tries to do that, then the natural reaction is to defend what is yours.

So Stanley is your sister?
 

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Alexander said:
Have you ever abused a sibling, but then were faced with the situation when they were confronted by an outsider?

It is your job and when someone else comes around and tries to do that, then the natural reaction is to defend what is yours.
what's cool is, Alexander unintentionally started this whole thing.. he was being so uptight about this thread being useless and I was just trying to explain to him that sometimes it's just FUN to talk about stuff and one thiing led to another.. then he went from being Mr. Scrooge to being one of the boys and having some fun with us.. it was a wonderful transformation, and I thoroughly enjoyed watching it happen before my very eyes.. I feel like I had something to do with that new little twinkle in Alex's eye, and for that I am very proud.. :D
 

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EMMITTnROY said:
what's cool is, Alexander unintentionally started this whole thing.. he was being so uptight about this thread being useless and I was just trying to explain to him that sometimes it's just FUN to talk about stuff and one thiing led to another.. then he went from being Mr. Scrooge to being one of the boys and having some fun with us.. it was a wonderful transformation, and I thoroughly enjoyed watching it happen before my very eyes.. I feel like I had something to do with that new little twinkle in Alex's eye, and for that I am very proud.. :D

And of course, Stanley is free to join at any time.

People COULD have gotten really worked up and turned this into a pointless 120 post thread about which player is fastest - without ever having anything to back it up.

Instead, you saved it - and turned it into a pointless 120 post thread where we discussed superheros, and hot chicks.

And no feelings were hurt.

How is this bad again? And more importantly.....

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EMMITTnROY said:
what's cool is, Alexander unintentionally started this whole thing.. he was being so uptight about this thread being useless and I was just trying to explain to him that sometimes it's just FUN to talk about stuff and one thiing led to another.. then he went from being Mr. Scrooge to being one of the boys and having some fun with us.. it was a wonderful transformation, and I thoroughly enjoyed watching it happen before my very eyes.. I feel like I had something to do with that new little twinkle in Alex's eye, and for that I am very proud.. :D

Did you say you wanted to tinkle In Alexanders eye?
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superpunk said:
Keep in mind that we HAVE to get Keith off the roads by 4:30 am - at the latest.
NO, NO, NO.. That's TOMORROW night.. There are no 6am church services on Saturday morning, silly..
 

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:lmao2: :lmao2: :lmao2:

Thanks for the link to ES!

I haven't bellylaughed in months!

Those guys make it too easy. They take themselves too seriously.

Please don't stop over there! I love to see them roll in circles trying to answer.
 

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Bizwah said:
:lmao2: :lmao2: :lmao2:

Thanks for the link to ES!

I haven't bellylaughed in months!

Those guys make it too easy. They take themselves too seriously.

Please don't stop over there! I love to see them roll in circles trying to answer.

Sad part is the guy who is seriously trying to fix the "misunderstanding" of us thinking he wants to have sex with ware
 

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superpunk said:
And no feelings were hurt.

MY feelings were hurt.

He called me a tool. A TOOL!

What exactly did he mean by that, do you think? That I'm like a.... wrench, er... a pipe wrench? Or like a belt sander? Cause, a belt sander is kinda cool.

Oh, forget it! I'm hurt.
 
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