I think we should all apologize to Stanley. Maybe if we ask nicely and politely enough, he will change his mind. Stanley, we're sorry, man. Please reconsider this hasty and costly decision.
You have clearly been horribly mistreated by all this negligent exposure to inane talk about breasts. Hey, what a bunch of crud you had to read. We all sincerely wish we could give you the precious time back that you wasted sifting through all this offtopic verbal diarrhea. Let's stop the insanity for just a minute here folks. This is Stanley Spadowski, one of the most influential characters in Dallas Cowboys history.
All of you lesser-minded miscreants who don't play golf and eat dinner with Emmitt Smith need to go find your own board.
Stanley we love you. Please come back.