Who's the fastest player on the team?

AsthmaField said:
Until you came along, not one person on this thread had called anyone any derogatory names. No hard feelings amongst any of us. Just a little kidding around.

You come in and call everyone "Tools" and that's OK? That's mature?

To me, it is by far the worst thing in this thread. Nice attack. Nice way to attack the mods.

You could find another board. I'm just sayin...


You know what, I will find another board.

When a board mods decide that breast size of this movie star or that movie star is something that is appropriate as one of the most prominent topics on this board then yes, it is time for me to go.

I stop by this site looking for Cowboys' news. I come home from a golf tournament today trying to read every possible bit of info on the first day. I waste my time reading this crud. Not worth it any longer for me to wade through the drivel and I've got over 300 people on "ignore".

99% of the people here would kill to have half the contacts in professional sports that I do (how many other posters have treated a current Cowboy player to dinner) yet everything I post is pushed back by a few people with way to high an opinion of themselves.

This board is at a crossroads. Do they go with high traffic/low IQ or do they push for a middle ground. Reality needs to make that call but he needs to realize that a lot of high traffic boards have come and gone but quality boards hang for years.


I won't let the door hit me and I am out of here but the people in charge must learn that there are many more like me and make drastic changes must be made or this place will soon be known as Ranch Lite.
 
BigDFan5 said:
Sad part is the guy who is seriously trying to fix the "misunderstanding" of us thinking he wants to have sex with ware

No.

He wants to have sex with Ware's mom.
 
AsthmaField said:
MY feelings were hurt.

He called me a tool. A TOOL!

What exactly did he mean by that, do you think? That I'm like a.... wrench, er... a pipe wrench? Or like a belt sander? Cause, a belt sander is kinda cool.

Oh, forget it! I'm hurt.

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StanleySpadowski said:
You know what, I will find another board.

When a board mods decide that breast size of this movie star or that movie star is something that is appropriate as one of the most prominent topics on this board then yes, it is time for me to go.

I stop by this site looking for Cowboys' news. I come home from a golf tournament today trying to read every possible bit of info on the first day. I waste my time reading this crud. Not worth it any longer for me to wade through the drivel and I've got over 300 people on "ignore".

99% of the people here would kill to have half the contacts in professional sports that I do (how many other posters have treated a current Cowboy player to dinner) yet everything I post is pushed back by a few people with way to high an opinion of themselves.

This board is at a crossroads. Do they go with high traffic/low IQ or do they push for a middle ground. Reality needs to make that call but he needs to realize that a lot of high traffic boards have come and gone but quality boards hang for years.


I won't let the door hit me and I am out of here but the people in charge must learn that there are many more like me and make drastic changes must be made or this place will soon be known as Ranch Lite.


You aren't leaving save the dramatics, every thread on the page is about Cowboys news except ONE, and you are crying about it.
 
StanleySpadowski said:
I stop by this site looking for Cowboys' news.
Which explains your angst over a "Who is fastest" thread getting hijacked.

You weren't required to keep reading, you know. And I think the title would tell you - this thread ain't news.
 
superpunk said:
And of course, Stanley is free to join at any time.

People COULD have gotten really worked up and turned this into a pointless 120 post thread about which player is fastest - without ever having anything to back it up.

Instead, you saved it - and turned it into a pointless 120 post thread where we discussed superheros, and hot chicks.

And no feelings were hurt.

How is this bad again? And more importantly.....
Exactamondo! If talking about superheroes and hot chicks is wrong, then I don't wanna be right!! and that's a great picture of Miss Berry.. but something just seems so.. I dunno.. off about it.. like you are trying to distort her looks in an attempt to make it seem as though your argument for Ol' Empty Bras seem stronger.. I just can't place what it is.. OH!! You dirty dog!! You photoshopped that bracelet, didnt you?!

ps-- thanks for the props.. :)
 
BigDFan5 said:

You think that's what he called me?

Oh, I AM hurt.

This board is clearly at a crossroads. Very few people on this board has the kind of tool chest I have at home. How many on here have taken Bob Vila out to dinner? Hmmmmmm? Not many I bet. Yet everything I post is just pushed back by self important people, because I've been called a tool.

I've got all non-tools on ignore and it's just getting harder and harder to cope.

Some changes will have to take place or this board will look like tool shed light. I won't let the door hit me... but I will oil the hinges.
 
StanleySpadowski said:
You know what, I will find another board.

When a board mods decide that breast size of this movie star or that movie star is something that is appropriate as one of the most prominent topics on this board then yes, it is time for me to go.

I stop by this site looking for Cowboys' news. I come home from a golf tournament today trying to read every possible bit of info on the first day. I waste my time reading this crud. Not worth it any longer for me to wade through the drivel and I've got over 300 people on "ignore".

99% of the people here would kill to have half the contacts in professional sports that I do (how many other posters have treated a current Cowboy player to dinner) yet everything I post is pushed back by a few people with way to high an opinion of themselves.

This board is at a crossroads. Do they go with high traffic/low IQ or do they push for a middle ground. Reality needs to make that call but he needs to realize that a lot of high traffic boards have come and gone but quality boards hang for years.


I won't let the door hit me and I am out of here but the people in charge must learn that there are many more like me and make drastic changes must be made or this place will soon be known as Ranch Lite.
here ya go, man, this is for you..
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StanleySpadowski said:
it is time for me to go.

So can you be called "nathanlt" from now on?

I stop by this site looking for Cowboys' news. I come home from a golf tournament today trying to read every possible bit of info on the first day.

And it does not take an intellectual to figure out which threads to click on and which to ignore.

I clicked on this thread because I found the topic to be worthless. And the discussion ensued.

Now if you clicked on this thread and expect Cowboys news, then I suspect you really had the wrong idea. This thread probably would have been better suited for duty several weeks ago when there was nothing important to talk about.

I waste my time reading this crud.

You only have yourself to blame.

To me "Fastest Cowboy" does not equal solid news, but perhaps that is just me.

99% of the people here would kill to have half the contacts in professional sports that I do (how many other posters have treated a current Cowboy player to dinner) yet everything I post is pushed back by a few people with way to high an opinion of themselves.

:lmao2:

Excellent. Be bitter because your accomplishments are pushed aside in favor of Jennifer Garner's breasts.

But let's talk about you. Tell everyone about your contacts.

Start a new thread. Keep bumping it until you get the attention you feel a person of your standing deserves.
 
AsthmaField said:
How many on here have taken Bob Vila out to dinner? Hmmmmmm? Not many I bet.

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AsthmaField said:
MY feelings were hurt.

He called me a tool. A TOOL!

What exactly did he mean by that, do you think? That I'm like a.... wrench, er... a pipe wrench? Or like a belt sander? Cause, a belt sander is kinda cool.

Oh, forget it! I'm hurt.
hehe.. Kramer may have us on ignore, but I feel like I've met some kindred spirits tonight..
 
Alexander said:
Excellent. Be bitter because your accomplishments are pushed aside in favor of Jennifer Garner's breasts.

But let's talk about you. Tell everyone about your contacts.


But remember WE are the ones with a high opinion of ourselves

cracking jokes and being loose = high opinion

trying to brag about your "contacts" = level headed individual


BTW +10 for the nathanlt reference
 
Alexander said:
But let's talk about you. Tell everyone about your contacts.

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I have cat-eye contacts, too.














Which brings us back to Halle Berry.
 
EMMITTnROY said:
hehe.. Kramer may have us on ignore, but I feel like I've met some kindred spirits tonight..


kindred spirits? Sounds like a screwtop wine
 
BigDFan5 said:
But remember WE are the ones with a high opinion of ourselves

cracking jokes and being loose = high opinion

trying to brag about your "contacts" = level headed individual

I really was trying to be objective here, but I did a search of the last few posts of Stanley's and I didn't see much in terms of information from his myriad of contacts that could have been drowned out by talk of super heroine breasts.

Edit: I have to add that I have always enjoyed Mr. Spadowski's posts. They were usually very solid and very on topic. I would hate to see him "nathan" himself.
 
StanleySpadowski said:
You know what, I will find another board.

When a board mods decide that breast size of this movie star or that movie star is something that is appropriate as one of the most prominent topics on this board then yes, it is time for me to go.

I stop by this site looking for Cowboys' news. I come home from a golf tournament today trying to read every possible bit of info on the first day. I waste my time reading this crud. Not worth it any longer for me to wade through the drivel and I've got over 300 people on "ignore".

99% of the people here would kill to have half the contacts in professional sports that I do (how many other posters have treated a current Cowboy player to dinner) yet everything I post is pushed back by a few people with way to high an opinion of themselves.

This board is at a crossroads. Do they go with high traffic/low IQ or do they push for a middle ground. Reality needs to make that call but he needs to realize that a lot of high traffic boards have come and gone but quality boards hang for years.


I won't let the door hit me and I am out of here but the people in charge must learn that there are many more like me and make drastic changes must be made or this place will soon be known as Ranch Lite.

Look Stanley, I've been looking for stuff from the first day, myself. But you know what? There is simply very little to read. Not much of anything besides the opening press conference happened today. I love Cowboy related stuff as much as anyone... that's why I come here, but there's not much out today.

Seriously, I open threads all the time that I don't want to read... I simply click back and find another thread. I don't belittle the posters for having the audacity to write something that I don't want to read. I just wouldn't do it. It's too easy to find another thread.

I know the posters in this thread. I guarantee you that if there were any real Cowboy news to be talking about... that's what they would be doing. Just right now, it's late and not much is going on. Clearly, many in this thread have a similar sense of humor and are just having a little fun. I don't think any rules were broken, except you calling other's names. Harmless fun. One thread on a board full of Cowboy news. Frankly, you just come across as a little bit of a board bully, not wanting anyone to talk about anything that you don't want them to. I don't see how you can think that's right or fair.

Look back through my roughly 2,500 posts and you'll see that 99% of them are about football. I very rarely get off topic. I did tonight, but I don't see what all the fuss is about.

If the mods, are doing it, as you say... then it probably is okay and only bothers those with amazingly thin skin.

You might be surprised and Reality might have a sense of humor. You might not want to speak for other's on this or any forum.

Just my two cents.
 
Alexander said:
I really was trying to be objective here, but I did a search of the last few posts of Stanley's and I didn't see much in terms of information from his myriad of contacts that could have been drowned out by talk of super heroine breasts.

How does it get "drowned out" if it's confined in a single thread, I wonder?
 
Alexander said:
:lmao2:

Excellent. Be bitter because your accomplishments are pushed aside in favor of Jennifer Garner's breasts.

But let's talk about you. Tell everyone about your contacts.
I can't say it enough.. I love this thread.. :lmao:

by the way, does anyone else think that it is odd that he has so many contacts, yet he comes here looking for his Cowboys news? Why doesn't he just call up his buddies Roy and Drew?

and if he has all of us on ignore now like he is implying, how did he keep reading our posts?

but most importantly, why in the world was he playing golf so late at night?
 
superpunk said:
How does it get "drowned out" if it's confined in a single thread, I wonder?

If he has information, I would love to read it and I would deeply apologize that my aggravation with this thread topic lead to his eventual disenchantment with this site.

But I don't know what got drowned.
 

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