:::::we all sit at the edge of our seats watching ESPN or NFL Network.....the camera pans to the Cowboys war room....we see Jerry, Stephen, Jerry Jr, Jeff Ireland and (gulp) Larry Lacewell seated around the board room table.......the Cowboys use almost all their alotted time in the first round:::::::
Roger Goodell: "We have a trade...."
:::we sit and wait another 3 hours while the Cowboys slide to the 2nd round and only picked up an additional second rounder plus another 4th rounder.....The Cowboys are back on the clock.....:::::::
"Get the ****ing camera off Lacewell!!!," you scream to yourself. "You'll jinx us!!"
Roger Goodell: "With the 54th pick in the NFL draft, the Dallas Cowboys select... Troy Smith, QB, Ohio State."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
::::you fall out of your chair. Your wife calls 9-11. The EMTs try to revive you, but are DOA from Lacewell-itis.