Witten equals

[sunalsorises]

All Jason Witten touchdowns are worth 7 points. The PAT is just practice.

 

[Diehardblues]

Jason Witten is a “ throwback “ type player for this era. He’s by far my favorite Cowboy this Century.

 

[boysfanindc]

The 2 Mr Cowboys, Lilly and Witten.

 

[theebs]

 

[sunalsorises]

Jason Witten doesn’t read the playbook. He just stares it down until it tells him what he needs to know.

Jason Witten has two speeds—walk and catch.

 

[Bigdog]

He's the Tim Duncan of the NFL (without the rings). Humor me. Lived most of my life in San Antonio.

He is good one. I forgot about him. Total class act.

 

[Doomsay]

a Yankee LMAO.. you mean Merideth?

No

 

[Cowboysheelsreds053]

Chuck Norris was showing Witten how fast he was. So he flipped off the light switch and tried to jump into bed before the lights were out. He couldn't. Witten was there first. Without his helmet.

Think Muhammad Ali was already in there before both.

 

[DFWJC]

Troy Aikman
Bob Lilly

Not Troy, imo.

Maybe Lilly though...
and Staubach...yes

 

[DFWJC]

Staubach
Dirk
Witten

Honesty not sure if there are any others

And all will be Hall of Famers too

 

[ryanbabs]

Today got me thinking of the best players who were also the best people to come through DFW.

I could only come up with three more.

Dirk Nowitzki
Roger Staubach
Michael Young

You hear the same things about those four guys.

Pretty good group of guys there.

 

[DFWJC]

Tim Duncan as well for me. The GOAT. GSG. It's just too bad that Kawussy Leonard is a ***** who will never follow in his footsteps.

Could never stand whiny flopper Nowitzki, king of pretending to get fouled every time he took a midrange jumper until that beta boy Dominos Durant came around.

Nobody whined like Timmy....ever
He never once fouled anyone in his whole career...according to him.
But he was great though. I followed him from Wake Forest all the way through.
Not sure why you feel obligated to diss Dirk. The guy is all good. A truly great dude.

 

[mrdale29]

Nolan Ryan

 

[mrdale29]

Jason Witten once pulled the team bus from Oxnard to Arlington using only his teeth.

 

[millennial_legend]

Nobody whined like Timmy....ever
He never once fouled anyone in his whole career...according to him.
But he was great though. I followed him from Wake Forest all the way through.
Not sure why you feel obligated to diss Dirk. The guy is all good. A truly great dude.

_irk is and always was a class *** flopper. That 2006 series still haunts my memories sometimes. And the whole 2007 season up to the playoffs. I was super glad when the underdog Golden State Warriors team knocked pretty boy Cuban off his high horse that year. That year's Mavs team was almost as annoying and hateable as the Warriors from the past few years, and that's saying something.

Plus the whole weird jungle fever thingy with _irk.

 

[DFWJC]

_irk is and always was a class *** flopper. That 2006 series still haunts my memories sometimes. And the whole 2007 season up to the playoffs. I was super glad when the underdog Golden State Warriors team knocked pretty boy Cuban off his high horse that year. That year's Mavs team was almost as annoying and hateable as the Warriors from the past few years, and that's saying something.

Plus the whole jungle fever thingy with _irk.

You think Dirk Nowitzki is classless?

Probably the only person on the planet...hater or not....that honestly thinks that.

Pretty sure...I mean 1000% sure....that you are the one being classless here.
This is not even debatable

How old are you?

Oh, whatever. We've sidetracked a Witten thread

 

[millennial_legend]

You think Dirk Nowitzki is classless?

Probably the only person on the planet...hater or not....that honestly thinks that.

Pretty sure...I mean 1000% sure....that you are the one being classless here.
This is not even debatable

How old are you?

24

Never could stand _irk and now I just feel sorry for him that he looks super old and broken these days. Now he's basically Raef LaFrentz from the early '00s Mavs.

 

[Centex]

Chuck Norris was showing Witten how fast he was. So he flipped off the light switch and tried to jump into bed before the lights were out. He couldn't. Witten was there first. Without his helmet.

Never ever suggest Norris and Witten were headed for the same bed. Ever.

 

[cowboyec]

Witten=...Grit.

an all-time good'n.

 

[Centex]

I am a baseball fan. When I watched Pudge Rodriquez I knew that I was watching one of the top players to ever play his position. Johnny Bench, Carton Fisk, Mickey Cochrane, Yogi Berra. You just knew you were watching one of the very best ever to play catcher. Jason Witten is the tight end version of Pudge as a Ranger.