Worst Movies Of All Time

[Yeagermeister]

Here is my bad list:

Howard the Duck - George Lucas was on an all-time hot streak in the early 1980's. 1980 - The Empire Strikes Back, 1981 - Raiders of the Lost Ark, 1983 - Return of the Jedi, 1984 - Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, 1985..... Howard the Duck????? And it was bad. It was disturbingly bad. Out of all the characters in the Marvel Universe, how could someone decide to do Howard the Duck anyway? Lucas must have been high.

The Matrix Revolutions - To take a movie as great as 'The Matrix' and destroy it with two progressively worse sequels was inexcusible. The second one could have been overlooked if this one ended the series with a bang, but out comes terrible dialogue with badly overused CG and some freaky uncomfortably out of place tribal-style dancing captured in slo-mo.

Swept Away - Madonna in a movie is probably going to be horrible anyway, but this was astonishingly bad when you consider Guy Richie's first two films: 'Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels' and 'Snatch'. Awesome movies. To go from those two to this piece of crap is noteworthy.

Batman and Robin - Clooney, Arnold, Uma. Star power, monster budget, Joel Schumacher. And that was what they came up with? Who the heck thought that "bat-nipples" were a good idea and how soon did they get kicked out of Hollywood?

I thought the second Matrix movie was worse than the third. The CGI in the second one looked like a video game. When Keanu Reeves is your star it's kind of hard to write good dialogue.

 

[CowboyDan]

Sacrilege. I love ACO.

Me too, I can't believe this one came up. Unreal.

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

Masters Of The Universe.

Any Dolph Lundgren movie.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

Some that come to mind, as far as one's I've been unfortunate enough to see.....Clash of the Titans remake, The (non)happening, Freddy Got Fingered, The Batman with George Clooney in it, Cyborg, Aliens vs. Predator Requiem, Driven and Speed 2.

Good call on Freddie got fingered.
I liked the Tom Green show when it was on but that movie was just horried...Bob the Butler was not much better.

 

[The30YardSlant]

The Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood

As a side note, watching the Happening while under the influence with friends is FANTASTIC :laugh2:

 

[ZeroClub]

The Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood

Oh man, I totally repressed Mama Mia!

Somehow I got dragged into the theater on that dark Saturday. It was painful. Pierce Brosnan can't sing, but it didn't keep him from trying.

I had blissfully forgotten the experience, but with the reference to Ya-Ya Sisterhood, the memories all came flooding back.

 

[ScipioCowboy]

I liked the Abyss.

Different strokes for Different folks I guess as I have seen some other movies listed in this thread that might not be the best films ever but are a far cry from being the worst ever.

Did you ever watch the director's cut? Completely different ending. It changed the entire tone and tenor of the film, and gave it an overtly political message.

 

[Alumni2k11]

Any Dolph Lundgren movie.

lol, no kidding. Him and JCVD both. All those Universal Soldier movies were brutal.

 

[ologan]

Love Story. I cringe every time I see Ryan O'Neil,or even Tatum for that matter,cause she reminds me he's her dad,and he was in THAT sucky movie!
The ultimate chick flic,IMO.

 

[Dodger]

This list should always begin with Plan 9 From Outer Space.

 

[The30YardSlant]

Oh man, I totally repressed Mama Mia!

Somehow I got dragged into the theater on that dark Saturday. It was painful. Pierce Brosnan can't sing, but it didn't keep him from trying.

I had blissfully forgotten the experience, but with the reference to Ya-Ya Sisterhood, the memories all came flooding back.

I have always wanted to know what possessed an individual to think that it would somehow be a good idea to make a musical to the sounds of ABBA

 

[kmp77]

2. Troll 2
1. The Room

Seriously, look up youtube clips of The Room. Worst movie every made by far.

 

[vta]

Big Momma's House - Oh look , Eddie did it, so can I. Meh, not really Martin.

 

[Aikmaniac]

As some crotchety member just said, there's a ton of bad films. Many have been mentioned already but here are my top five:

5. Superman III
4. Batman and Robin
3. Stop or My Mom Will Shoot!
2. Halloween (Rob Zombie's versions)
1. The Chase

 

[Khartun]

As some crotchety member just said, there's a ton of bad films. Many have been mentioned already but here are my top five:

5. Superman III
4. Batman and Robin
3. Stop or My Mom Will Shoot!
2. Halloween (Rob Zombie's versions)
1. The Chase

I actually loved his version. Is it the original, no, but it's a damn good flick.

 

[MonsterD]

No one said Ishtar???

Oh and Fifth Element and ACO are amazingly good.

 

[MonsterD]

Lady in the Water. Completely idiotic way to tell a story. Let one of the characters actually tell you what's going to happen, then let it happen. M. Night's movies past Signs and Sixth Sense have sucked in ways rivaled only by super massive black holes.

Nose was met.

 

[bbgun]

As some crotchety member just said, there's a ton of bad films. Many have been mentioned already but here are my top five:

5. Superman III
4. Batman and Robin
3. Stop or My Mom Will Shoot!
2. Halloween (Rob Zombie's versions)
1. The Chase

I've never walked out on a movie, but I came close with Supe 3.

 

[lane]

out of bounds

cold creek manor

 

[CowboyMike]

Flash Gordon. Intended to be serious. An attempt at another Star Wars. But instead you get Timothy Dalton running around space in a robin hood costume, the worst special fx you've ever seen, and Queen's cheesy soundtrack. Thus, the definition of a sci-fi C movie. I feel sorry for Dalton.