LocimusPrime
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I know brother agreed. Just fishing here,but nobody bit.
Would you trade for Paxton Lynch?
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Corso
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Hey jefe, what's up with this influx of new posters, all of a sudden? You guys giving 2 for 1 deals on membership right now?
dallasdave
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BOGO
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Yes! If you do something to get banned with your current account, we’ll give you two new ones!
The team’s “official” forum closed down because management sucked and a bunch of them washed up on our beach floating on doors and other flotsam from the mothership. We quarantined them in the new members zone for a few weeks, and they’re straggling into the primary forums as they get their strength and balance back gradually.
Pounce on them now, because they’ll never be weaker.
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As long as they had their flea baths, I'm all good.
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They have not. They are filthy animals, all of them. But I’ve been pretending to be nice to them so they won’t see it coming when we turn.
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Put a flea collar on em
dallasdave
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Lead em to the chopping block.
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TwistedL0g1k
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Jetsam actually, although the two probably smell similar.
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I’ve been fattening and pinching some of them for weeks. Can’t wait.
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I like this guy already...
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Jetsam is discard, flotsam is wreckage, right? I was trying to keep with my metaphor.
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Either way, they were a pretty decent band back in the 80's.
TwistedL0g1k
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Basically... I feel like I was deliberately thrown overboard.
I'm still trying to figure out how a multi-billion dollar business cannot run a message board.
Oh well.... This is a much better forum anyway!
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Nice. Jason Newsted reference. Bonus points. I’ll save you one of the newbie carcasses for dropping that reference on us.
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Newsted was a monster. Loved his time with Metallica too.
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Paxton looked even more lost than Dak. Hey man, I get why you aren't a Dak fan...............I am, but I can admit he had some SERIOUS stinkers this year no doubt. I just think he showed enough in year 1 to get 1 more year to try and improve. Plus, he's still cheap as hell. I'm of the belief that, if he had more Beasley-type WR (quick-footed, precise route running, and sure handed), he would look like the guy we saw in Year 1. Gunslingers (like Romo) can throw to anybody, but they are way more prone to the boneheaded TO (see Favre, Brett). I would love to see how Dak could improve throwing to:
WR - Anthony Miller or Trey Quinn
Slot - Beasley
Slot - Switzer
TE - Mark Andrews/Dallas Goedert/Mike Gesecki (pick any one)
WR - Christian Kirk or Calvin Ridley
I know, I know........you don't think he has it. But, a receiving corp like that could work wonders for any young QB. Just my opinion...............reminds of the Greatest Show on Turf crew (they were all 6' and under with great quickness, hands, and route-running abilities).