Nice rant/evaluation, David.... I agree about so many things...
Parcells and the blame game: He should realize that this team isn't performing well at all, but instead he says -- and I think truly believes -- that those false starts and little penalties really cost the team the game... And of course, he "doesn't coach penalties", so he didn't really do anything wrong. He can point to the close score and say that they made the difference, but he doesn't acknowledge that we shouldn't be going down to the wire with teams like this.
Newman and punt returns: I know this sounds like a constant theme with me, but I don't understand it either. Actually, I do think I understand it. I'm starting to think that Parcells really didn't want Newman, and almost like Eddie George (and possibly now Peerless Price), he isn't going to use him. Patrick Crayton was his draft find, his new-millenium Troy Brown, and he's going to use him instead. This is two games in three weeks that a big return in the last minute of a half or game could have made a huge difference, and both times Crayton has been the one back there. That says all you need to know.
Effort and intensity: This has bothered me since last year. I'm so tired of seeing every other team on TV flying around, hitting, having fun, playing with emotion, while we don't. And when I look back to probably our best defensive game of the last 13 months, it was the second Eagles game last year when Parcells distanced himself from the team and barely spoke to them, the same game that Ellis told them all to forget mistakes and just play with abandon for once. That's says something, doesn't it?
And finally, on Jerry: People can criticize him for being too meddling, too bumpkin, too anything, but you better believe that if anyone else had shelled out 50 million dollars (or whatever it was) in signing bonuses and basically turned control of his business to someone, he'd expect better results than this. It's ironic to me that Parcells puts players' heads in the figurative vise but then has to be handled with kid gloves by his own boss. I thought it was a "results business" where you "don't tell me about the pain, show me the baby", but that only seems to apply to players. Frankly, I give Jerry much credit for staying as calm and positive as he has considering his massive financial outlays have yielded basically .500 results at best.