Pittman4Two;2187716 said:silverbear, you'd be surprised how many lady friends I have.
Shouldn't you wait until Amendola makes the team before you make sig pics of him?diehard2231;2188121 said:I stopped reading after you called Galloway and Hilliard superstars
Pittman4Two;2187087 said:Good morning,
I've just got done analyzating some game film from the Pewter Pirate-sized thrashing of the Miami Dolphins on Saturday. After reading through the rest of the results in the Tampa Tribune, I noticed the Dallas "Super Bowl XXXXIII Champions" Cowboys got destroyed by the San Diego Chargers.
It's tough not to watch HBO on Wednesday nights and not get inundated with all of this Cowboys hoopla and "the best team in the NFC Conference" diet tribe.
Don't get me wrong...I'm not here to bash, yet I'm not here to criticize your team either. The Bucs had their share of mistakes, but this little ol' NFC Southern Champion team had NO penalties...that's right...ZERO!
Here's a list of things I think might have happened and what your team should try to improvise on:
1) Get Brad Johnson more reps - As the case in 2002, Brad needs many snaps to get his head in the game and focus. You see how 2002 turned out.
2) Don't Give in to Terrell Owens (TO) - Gruden knows how to handle superstars like Joey Galloway and Ike Hilliard. You make them feel like part of the team and do not give into their "me first" ideology.
3) Take the Glazer Approach - Jerry needs to take a tip from Joel and Bryan...don't get involved with "high dollar" superstars. They showed last season that a team of above-average NFL League-caliber players and genious coaching is all you need to have success.
So, my friends, there's a couple things the front office could work on to improve the Cowboys.
You guys are on the right track though. Keep in mind, that this is only the first week of preseasonal games. Sure, the Bucs are one game ahead of you already, but there is time to make up some ground.
Thoughts?
silverbear;2187342 said:Uhhh, you're already here, ol' buddy...
You guys had best be careful, or you'll piss Pittman off... he's liable to sue you for defecation of character...
Hostile;2187092 said:Can we have Chris Simms?
Gibby!;2188429 said:omg'eth LoL'ed out loud at the responsifications responded even now.
Now where is it that I lefted my dish network remote with the pawsay button (that's frenchiey for stop), causeth the comedayan has left arm handed the edifice kation.
But if the master Jerreth Jonseh were to follow the Glazer lead, they himself would have to purchase a failing highly recognitionable sports team on its falling into decent of declines... and pretent to deliver it from dam... oh wait. And that was soccer anyway who gives a pooh!
I digest...
Though worthy of superstardomy, Ikey and Joey would first have to ascent to TEAMOBLITERATOR status, the likes of which only the great KeeeeShaun could imaginify. Unlikelely thow it is, none shall be named as the LockerRoomCancer until the great Barteleth retires from his highly esteemed, and well earned position of 3rd string Quarterofabuck.
We have our own PornStacio with the blonde poniestailed, and the eyes of day old oatmeal whomst we wish to raiseth to the hightest and gloried position of superstardomy, Bobbeth Carpetdish. So ner ner! What say you to that brother of uninteligible Penglish grammers?
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And the joke rolls on...
Pittman4Two;2187716 said:silverbear, you'd be surprised how many lady friends I have. I'm glad you think you have a legendary cartoon bear. Do you bring that up during dates?
For typing reasons, let silverbear be SB and silverbear's date be SBD...
SB: "So, lived around here long?"
SBD: "Yes, my whole life...just looking for that perfect someone you know?
SB: "Well, I think you're finally barking up the right tree babe"
SBD: "Hehe...what makes you say that?"
SB: "I don't know...I don't like to brag..."
SBD: "Oh c'mon, you can tell me..."
SB: "Ok, I'll tell you, but I don't want you to feel intimidated or not adequate or anything..."
SBD: "This is driving me crazy...you have to tell me now!"
SB: "Well, I have a mean-looking cartoony bear for an avatar. He's pretty cool, he walks in place and has a scowl"
You must get all the ladies, Mr. Legend Silverbear Guy.