You Guys Have a Huge Amount of Lots of Work to Do

[JPostSam]

pittman4two, PLEASE post more often!

that was the funniest stuff i've seen here in a long time.

 

[whitey_aw]

Did anyone else stop reading after he called Ike Hilliard a superstar?

 

[Pittman4Two]

silverbear, you'd be surprised how many lady friends I have. I'm glad you think you have a legendary cartoon bear. Do you bring that up during dates?

For typing reasons, let silverbear be SB and silverbear's date be SBD...

SB: "So, lived around here long?"

SBD: "Yes, my whole life...just looking for that perfect someone you know?

SB: "Well, I think you're finally barking up the right tree babe"

SBD: "Hehe...what makes you say that?"

SB: "I don't know...I don't like to brag..."

SBD: "Oh c'mon, you can tell me..."

SB: "Ok, I'll tell you, but I don't want you to feel intimidated or not adequate or anything..."

SBD: "This is driving me crazy...you have to tell me now!"

SB: "Well, I have a mean-looking cartoony bear for an avatar. He's pretty cool, he walks in place and has a scowl"

You must get all the ladies, Mr. Legend Silverbear Guy.

 

[dallasfaniac]

:laugh2:
lmao, I'm not getting any work done. Thanks.

 

[Signals]

Pittman4two, you may pick this up at the Cowboys lost and found 8AM to 5PM Central time. I'm pretty sure it belongs to you.



http://i177.***BLOCKED***/albums/w236/starkist_2007/bucaneers.jpg

 

[silverbear]

silverbear, you'd be surprised how many lady friends I have.

Actually, I believe you... I've never understood why some women like hanging out around gay guys... I can only assume they find you non-threatening... LOL...

And look here, little ol' me smoked you out from behind your illiterate pose... all of a sudden, you seem to have at least a rudimentary grasp of the English language...

Baited, hooked, and boated... just like so many others before you... and all I had to do was make fun of the RIDICULOUS picture... do you REALLY wear your hair like that, son??

 

[diehard2294]

I stopped reading after you called Galloway and Hilliard superstars

 

[Achozen]

I stopped reading after you called Galloway and Hilliard superstars

Shouldn't you wait until Amendola makes the team before you make sig pics of him?

 

[newlander]

My thought is this: you are either a chick or GAY if you have Rob the loser Johnson in your Avatar. WOW>...................

 

[Gibby!]

omg'eth LoL'ed out loud at the responsifications responded even now.

Now where is it that I lefted my dish network remote with the pawsay button (that's frenchiey for stop), causeth the comedayan has left arm handed the edifice kation.

But if the master Jerreth Jonseh were to follow the Glazer lead, they himself would have to purchase a failing highly recognitionable sports team on its falling into decent of declines... and pretent to deliver it from dam... oh wait. And that was soccer anyway who gives a pooh!

I digest...

Though worthy of superstardomy, Ikey and Joey would first have to ascent to TEAMOBLITERATOR status, the likes of which only the great KeeeeShaun could imaginify. Unlikelely thow it is, none shall be named as the LockerRoomCancer until the great Barteleth retires from his highly esteemed, and well earned position of 3rd string Quarterofabuck.

We have our own PornStacio with the blonde poniestailed, and the eyes of day old oatmeal whomst we wish to raiseth to the hightest and gloried position of superstardomy, Bobbeth Carpetdish. So ner ner! What say you to that brother of uninteligible Penglish grammers?

:

And the joke rolls on...

 

[Beast_from_East]

BAAAA HAAAAAA BAAAAAA HAAAAAA

You are for real, seriously? Let me address some issues here.

1. You beat the mighty 1-15 Dolphins, that is some amazing feat. Are you going to build a monument outside your stadium so you can always remember the great moment in time for your franchise?

Thats like bragging over a win against Towson, BAAAA HAAAA BAAAAA

2. Gruden knows how to handle Superstars like Galloway and Hilliard? Did I miss them at the probowl, dont remember them being introduced. Of course it was hard to keep up with the other players since most of the NFC squad was Cowboys.

3. We do agree one on thing, you are 100% correct when you say that your roster is full of just above-average NFL caliber players. Yep, thats what I think when I watch a Bucs game.

 

[David276]

tampa will win the pre season!!!

 

[28 Joker]

Thanks alot Succaneers.

 

[LowTech]

Good morning,

I've just got done analyzating some game film from the Pewter Pirate-sized thrashing of the Miami Dolphins on Saturday. After reading through the rest of the results in the Tampa Tribune, I noticed the Dallas "Super Bowl XXXXIII Champions" Cowboys got destroyed by the San Diego Chargers.

It's tough not to watch HBO on Wednesday nights and not get inundated with all of this Cowboys hoopla and "the best team in the NFC Conference" diet tribe.

Don't get me wrong...I'm not here to bash, yet I'm not here to criticize your team either. The Bucs had their share of mistakes, but this little ol' NFC Southern Champion team had NO penalties...that's right...ZERO!

Here's a list of things I think might have happened and what your team should try to improvise on:

1) Get Brad Johnson more reps - As the case in 2002, Brad needs many snaps to get his head in the game and focus. You see how 2002 turned out.

2) Don't Give in to Terrell Owens (TO) - Gruden knows how to handle superstars like Joey Galloway and Ike Hilliard. You make them feel like part of the team and do not give into their "me first" ideology.

3) Take the Glazer Approach - Jerry needs to take a tip from Joel and Bryan...don't get involved with "high dollar" superstars. They showed last season that a team of above-average NFL League-caliber players and genious coaching is all you need to have success.


So, my friends, there's a couple things the front office could work on to improve the Cowboys.

You guys are on the right track though. Keep in mind, that this is only the first week of preseasonal games. Sure, the Bucs are one game ahead of you already, but there is time to make up some ground.

Thoughts?

If this guy isn't trying to be funny........all I can do is feel sorry for him. He tries so hard, but you know there has to be brain damage.

 

[Lifetimeboyzfan]

Uhhh, you're already here, ol' buddy...

You guys had best be careful, or you'll piss Pittman off... he's liable to sue you for defecation of character...

 

[Ben_n_austin]

Can we have Chris Simms?

That'd be like inserting our helmet and doing this. :bucs:

Simms can really kill a team.

You don't want that.

 

[Ben_n_austin]

omg'eth LoL'ed out loud at the responsifications responded even now.

Now where is it that I lefted my dish network remote with the pawsay button (that's frenchiey for stop), causeth the comedayan has left arm handed the edifice kation.

But if the master Jerreth Jonseh were to follow the Glazer lead, they himself would have to purchase a failing highly recognitionable sports team on its falling into decent of declines... and pretent to deliver it from dam... oh wait. And that was soccer anyway who gives a pooh!

I digest...

Though worthy of superstardomy, Ikey and Joey would first have to ascent to TEAMOBLITERATOR status, the likes of which only the great KeeeeShaun could imaginify. Unlikelely thow it is, none shall be named as the LockerRoomCancer until the great Barteleth retires from his highly esteemed, and well earned position of 3rd string Quarterofabuck.

We have our own PornStacio with the blonde poniestailed, and the eyes of day old oatmeal whomst we wish to raiseth to the hightest and gloried position of superstardomy, Bobbeth Carpetdish. So ner ner! What say you to that brother of uninteligible Penglish grammers?

:

And the joke rolls on...

 

[mmohican29]

Vote for Pedro.

 

[Ben_n_austin]

silverbear, you'd be surprised how many lady friends I have. I'm glad you think you have a legendary cartoon bear. Do you bring that up during dates?

For typing reasons, let silverbear be SB and silverbear's date be SBD...

SB: "So, lived around here long?"

SBD: "Yes, my whole life...just looking for that perfect someone you know?

SB: "Well, I think you're finally barking up the right tree babe"

SBD: "Hehe...what makes you say that?"

SB: "I don't know...I don't like to brag..."

SBD: "Oh c'mon, you can tell me..."

SB: "Ok, I'll tell you, but I don't want you to feel intimidated or not adequate or anything..."

SBD: "This is driving me crazy...you have to tell me now!"

SB: "Well, I have a mean-looking cartoony bear for an avatar. He's pretty cool, he walks in place and has a scowl"

You must get all the ladies, Mr. Legend Silverbear Guy.

We all types here.

Don't fret big guy. These guys are just picking on you and giving you a hard time because your team is nothing like ours. Yours is different in a lot of ways, beginning with ours is a lot better than yours.

 

[Clove]

I had a lot to say to this guy, but I think you've all covered it thoroughly. Thanks guys.