You Guys Have a Huge Amount of Lots of Work to Do

[BehindEnemyLinez]

Good morning,

I've just got done analyzating some game film from the Pewter Pirate-sized thrashing of the Miami Dolphins on Saturday. After reading through the rest of the results in the Tampa Tribune, I noticed the Dallas "Super Bowl XXXXIII Champions" Cowboys got destroyed by the San Diego Chargers.

It's tough not to watch HBO on Wednesday nights and not get inundated with all of this Cowboys hoopla and "the best team in the NFC Conference" diet tribe.

Don't get me wrong...I'm not here to bash, yet I'm not here to criticize your team either. The Bucs had their share of mistakes, but this little ol' NFC Southern Champion team had NO penalties...that's right...ZERO!

Here's a list of things I think might have happened and what your team should try to improvise on:

1) Get Brad Johnson more reps - As the case in 2002, Brad needs many snaps to get his head in the game and focus. You see how 2002 turned out.

2) Don't Give in to Terrell Owens (TO) - Gruden knows how to handle superstars like Joey Galloway and Ike Hilliard. You make them feel like part of the team and do not give into their "me first" ideology.

3) Take the Glazer Approach - Jerry needs to take a tip from Joel and Bryan...don't get involved with "high dollar" superstars. They showed last season that a team of above-average NFL League-caliber players and genious coaching is all you need to have success.


So, my friends, there's a couple things the front office could work on to improve the Cowboys.

You guys are on the right track though. Keep in mind, that this is only the first week of preseasonal games. Sure, the Bucs are one game ahead of you already, but there is time to make up some ground.

Thoughts?

This guy must Leotis' illegitimate son!

 

[SkinsandTerps]

Oh boy. This guy is always entertaining.

 

[CrazyMonster]

Pittman if you really are a female & just playin a gag on the fella's here then...

I want to hump you.

 

[Kilyin]

Pittman if you really are a female & just playin a gag on the fella's here then...

I want to hump you.

CM layin' the mack down. Here come the ladies.

 

[theebs]

omg.

I cant believe this thread. My head hurts.

Are people really responding?

 

[McCordsville Cowboy]

Pittman if you really are a female & just playin a gag on the fella's here then...

I want to hump you.

My Humps.. My humps , my humps, my humps...

I drive the brotha's crazy..... I do it on the daily....

They treat me really nicely... They buy me all these Ice 'eees

 

[McCordsville Cowboy]

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

You can lead a horse, but you can't make him run.

Another man's garbage is another man's trash.

CrazyCowboy, I could go on forever.

Yes, I'm a fan of the Buccanneers but that doesn't mean I don't recognize other successful teams out there in the NFL League.

Is Jeff Garcia bi...?

 

[zrinkill]

omg.

I cant believe this thread. My head hurts.

Are people really responding?

Only the ones still having fun ..... and the ones who have no clue.

 

[DanTanna]

diet tribe

Great balls of fire!

 

[DallasEast]

Yes, I'm a fan of the Buccanneers but that doesn't mean I don't recognize other successful teams out there in the NFL League.

NFL League.

Genius.

 

[Brandon]

Good morning all,

I've finally made it over to "America's Message Board" of "America's Team". Sure, I'm a Bucs fan first and for most but I do respect the heritage of the Dallas Cowboys (and I like the cheerleaders).

I hope to bring some good analyzations over regarding the Bucs and any other NFC Southern team of interest to you.

Thanksgiving should be fun, huh?

That was your first post made here, and its all gone downhill, and fast from there.

 

[Vintage]

theebs, if you ruin this, I will internet-kill you.

 

[zrinkill]

theebs, if you ruin this, I will internet-kill you.

 

[DallasEast]

theebs, if you ruin this, I will internet-kill you.

:laugh2:

 

[Pittman4Two]

Brandon, thanks for your cantor.

 

[stealth]

Go back to buc land you maroon!!!!

How dare you dare such things on our bored!

 

[Pittman4Two]

"Aug 10, 2008 - The Tampa Bay Buccaneers held the Miami Dolphins to just six points Saturday night while putting up 17 of their own in their preseason-opening win. The Bucs committed no turnovers, no penalties, and outgained the Dolphins by nearly 100 yards, 295 to 198."

http://www.buccaneers.com/news/newsdetail.aspx?newsid=6544

It's a beautiful thing, isn't it?

EDIT: You've read that right...295 yards...that's almost 300.

 

[es22]

i think you should focus on your OL and the offence.

I cant see you guys making the playoffs with the Saints loading up. I really like your team and Gruden's intensity.

Once the season starts, the Cowboys will show up.

 

[kapolani]

Psst, this guy is just one big joke and posts on probably on every single Cowboys article...

The funniest part is when people take it seriously

Yep. Like I said.

TR1's alter ego...

 

[Ben_n_austin]

"Aug 10, 2008 - The Tampa Bay Buccaneers held the Miami Dolphins to just six points Saturday night while putting up 17 of their own in their preseason-opening win. The Bucs committed no turnovers, no penalties, and outgained the Dolphins by nearly 100 yards, 295 to 198."

http://www.buccaneers.com/news/newsdetail.aspx?newsid=6544

It's a beautiful thing, isn't it?

EDIT: You've read that right...295 yards...that's almost 300.

I'm sure the buc nation is proud and they sent you here to represent them as a whole.

Surely, you're doing a nice job.