You Guys Have a Huge Amount of Lots of Work to Do

[dallasfaniac]

They sure make good fishermen down in Florida.

 

[Ben_n_austin]

I had a lot to say to this guy, but I think you've all covered it thoroughly. Thanks guys.

Dude, the whole thread was making me snicker. And then I read yours and busted out in absolute laughter for about 30 seconds....

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

If this thread is any indication of the outcome of his team, they're in for a brutal beating.

 

[cowboyeric8]

This made my day. The people that don't realize.

 

[Ben_n_austin]

So like... I was the man at two point conversions in high school.

 

[Lifetimeboyzfan]

All time greatest threadification in the historiness of this forum!

 

[Clove]

So like... I was the man at two point conversions in high school.

:laugh2:

 

[Tusan_Homichi]

I don't really have much to add to this thread's already epic greatness, but I think it could use some pedobear.

 

[DemonBlood]

I don't really have much to add to this thread's already epic greatness, but I think it could use some pedobear.

I think Pittman4Two is a pretty cool guy. Eh he helps us improve our team and doesn't afraid of anything.

 

[BAZ]

I don't really have much to add to this thread's already epic greatness, but I think it could use some pedobear.

Jesus, is that from to catch a predator? Creeeep-pyyyyy

 

[Pittman4Two]

silverbear, you've really got me going there, governor.

Who cares if I really wear my hair like that? It doesn't have any affection on my grasp of football knowledge (which, and I don't me to sound ridiculing, you obviously do not have).

During the pre-law days, I took some psychological classes regarding psychology and sociology (study of people in the social atmosphere) and it appears that you're grasping at straws out of thin air because you just don't have any factual arguments to present regarding your team (Cowboys) vs. my team (Buccanneers - SB XXXIIIX Champs).

That's ok. I've obviously got your skin boiling. Don't mean to offend.

 

[McCordsville Cowboy]

Good morning,

I've just got done analyzating some game film from the Pewter Pirate-sized thrashing of the Miami Dolphins on Saturday. After reading through the rest of the results in the Tampa Tribune, I noticed the Dallas "Super Bowl XXXXIII Champions" Cowboys got destroyed by the San Diego Chargers.

It's tough not to watch HBO on Wednesday nights and not get inundated with all of this Cowboys hoopla and "the best team in the NFC Conference" diet tribe.

Don't get me wrong...I'm not here to bash, yet I'm not here to criticize your team either. The Bucs had their share of mistakes, but this little ol' NFC Southern Champion team had NO penalties...that's right...ZERO!

Here's a list of things I think might have happened and what your team should try to improvise on:

1) Get Brad Johnson more reps - As the case in 2002, Brad needs many snaps to get his head in the game and focus. You see how 2002 turned out.

2) Don't Give in to Terrell Owens (TO) - Gruden knows how to handle superstars like Joey Galloway and Ike Hilliard. You make them feel like part of the team and do not give into their "me first" ideology.

3) Take the Glazer Approach - Jerry needs to take a tip from Joel and Bryan...don't get involved with "high dollar" superstars. They showed last season that a team of above-average NFL League-caliber players and genious coaching is all you need to have success.


So, my friends, there's a couple things the front office could work on to improve the Cowboys.

You guys are on the right track though. Keep in mind, that this is only the first week of preseasonal games. Sure, the Bucs are one game ahead of you already, but there is time to make up some ground.

Thoughts?

Is this dude serious? Or a you a chick?

 

[DemonBlood]

Jesus, is that from to catch a predator? Creeeep-pyyyyy

Yep, never thought I'd ever see the day that something from 4chan was posted on CZ :laugh2:

 

[Rackat]

Pittman appears to be here coming from Florida to help our team be get better. It is red eely a parent that our team has huge amounts of lots of work to do, a special E on spatial teams. If he is welling to impark his naw ledge on us us, we shed lessen.

 

[CrazyCowboy]

Remember, beauty is in the eye of the beholder

 

[SweetDC]

Is this dude serious? Or a you a chick?

Hey, hey, hey. I resemble that remark. Nothing wrong with being a chick.

http://i27.***BLOCKED***/albums/c193/arubaflower/SexyChick2.png​

 

[kapolani]

silverbear, you've really got me going there, governor.

Who cares if I really wear my hair like that? It doesn't have any affection on my grasp of football knowledge (which, and I don't me to sound ridiculing, you obviously do not have).

During the pre-law days, I took some psychological classes regarding psychology and sociology (study of people in the social atmosphere) and it appears that you're grasping at straws out of thin air because you just don't have any factual arguments to present regarding your team (Cowboys) vs. my team (Buccanneers - SB XXXIIIX Champs).

That's ok. I've obviously got your skin boiling. Don't mean to offend.

For a guy who seems to flaunt his education - your grasp of the english language is tenuous at best.

 

[SkinsHokieFan]

I am bookmarking this thread. There is too much ownage in it and I am honestly laughing my *** off at work


There are clearly a smart group of folks in this thread who "gets it" with Pittman4two. And 80 percent of the other don't have a clue. No worries though, this guy tends to do this on many football forums, and it cracks me up every single time

 

[kapolani]

I am bookmarking this thread. There is too much ownage in it and I am honestly laughing my *** off at work


There are clearly a smart group of folks in this thread who "gets it" with Pittman4two. And 80 percent of the other don't have a clue. No worries though, this guy tends to do this on many football forums, and it cracks me up every single time

This must be TR1's alter ego.

All fluff and no substance.

 

[SkinsHokieFan]

This must be TR1's alter ego.

All fluff and no substance.

Psst, this guy is just one big joke and posts on probably on every single NFL teams message board and has some quirky bizarre posts, with awful grammar, that is hysterical

The funniest part is when people take it seriously

 

[Pittman4Two]

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

You can lead a horse, but you can't make him run.

Another man's garbage is another man's trash.

CrazyCowboy, I could go on forever.

Yes, I'm a fan of the Buccanneers but that doesn't mean I don't recognize other successful teams out there in the NFL League.