Zeke exposes woman's breasts **merged**

[superjoe]

Not the ole "I don't feel the need ... to go further into detail" get-out-of-jail free card.

Okay, so since you're passing maybe someone else can answer the question.

Exactly what Constitutional right covers Zeke here? Any takers?

Sorry man, Ye Ole "Yep"
You could Paypal me $100 bucks and I could go into it, for about a paragraph?
You get my drift?

 

[Trouty]

Second Base Amendment Rights are no trifling or laughing matter as many of Zeke's impassioned defenders make abundantly clear.

Calm down, bubba. Was just laughing at a friend's post.

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

Dang this thread is at 53 pages

Hey Prime, how are you?

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

Try coming down to South Padre Island for spring break, plenty of free nipples.

No, I know. I have all kinds of serious mental damage over this stuff. My daughters are in their early 20s and still like to do spring break so yeah, I'm all screwed up!


lol.......

 

[erod]

so he's a normal male then?

That's normal to you?

The stripper guys are, well, rather sad and pathetic in my eyes.

 

[aria]

Stop the crying "he didn't even break any laws" or "he was just being a young man, we all did it". Funny how some people still can't grasp the fact the NFL has it's own set of rules that may or may not coincide with actual law. If they want to suspend him I'm sure they can. Whether it's consistent or "fair" with how they've handled similar cases doesn't matter. The NFL is no different than many other companies, organizations, etc with how they decide to discipline employees and it's not all based on law. For some reason, some of you think this type of behavior and/or discipline is exclusive to the NFL only and that's not the case at all.

I really don't feel bad for Zeke. All players know that when they are accepted into the NFL they are and should be held to a higher standard. He made a dumb decision and if he has to pay the consequences, oh well, it will probably be good for him in the long run.

 

[Ranching]

No, I know. I have all kinds of serious mental damage over this stuff. My daughters are in their early 20s and still like to do spring break so yeah, I'm all screwed up!


lol.......

Lol, my daughter is 16 and I own a home on South Padre...why do you think I'm a regular on the beer thread.

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

Lol, my daughter is 16 and I own a home on South Padre...why do you think I'm a regular on the beer thread.

Well, to be honest, I never really gave that much thought, other then "Gotta be a reason.....", but yeah, that definitely brings it into focus for me.


LOL......

 

[LocimusPrime]

Hey Prime, how are you?

Doing good, just catching up on my Zone reading. Man I love this forum. Thanks for asking. How's your week going so far ?

 

[tyke1doe]

Sorry man, Ye Ole "Yep"
You could Paypal me $100 bucks and I could go into it, for about a paragraph?
You get my drift?

Translation: You just don't want to respond. Instead, you'd rather continue with silly dialogue.

I gotcha.

 

[Ranching]

Doing good, just catching up on my Zone reading. Man I love this forum. Thanks for asking. How's your week going so far ?

Get a room. Lol

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

Doing good, just catching up on my Zone reading. Man I love this forum. Thanks for asking. How's your week going so far ?

Good deal. I'm OK. Just bought a truck so I'm having mixed feeling. On the one hand, I love the truck. On the other hand, I'm the original fanatic about money leaving my checking account so you know, I'll need a little time to do the mental adjustment...

LOL.....

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

Get a room. Lol

Can't do it Ranch. That's another one of those deals where the money leaves the account so yeah, that's a none starter for me.

LOL>...

 

[JoeKing]

probably saying, OMG my daughter is dating a football star,,,

A mother that gives a crap about her daughter doesn't let her grow up to be a stripper. Dating a rich football player is the least of her problems.

 

[superjoe]

Translation: You just don't want to respond. Instead, you'd rather continue with silly dialogue.

I gotcha.

 

[CWR]

Sorry man, Ye Ole "Yep"
You could Paypal me $100 bucks and I could go into it, for about a paragraph?
You get my drift?

Ill help you out. Its the right to bare...ah nevermind. Only out of offseason boredom do I check back on this thread lol. I cant believe its still going strong. Lol Zeke's date didnt care!

Heres a scenerio, moral police please help me out. Ive been married 10 years now and I still like to give the occasional (everyday) pinch to the old ladies behind. I do this in a playful nature and often times even sneak a quick one in while out in public. Its not over the top by any means, but my wife being the lady she is will get mildy embarrassed and swat my hand away while offering some form of verbal discipline (which I like.)

So the question is, since I did not get permission do I need to go turn myself in? Am I a bad man also or as some would say, a "diet rapist?" How long will I be locked behind bars or suspended from my place of employment. Any advice would be greatly appreciated guys.

 

[waldoputty]

Ill help you out. Its the right to bare...ah nevermind. Only out of offseason boredom do I check back on this thread lol. I cant believe its still going strong. Lol Zeke's date didnt care!

Heres a scenerio, moral police please help me out. Ive been married 10 years now and I still like to give the occasional (everyday) pinch to the old ladies behind. I do this in a playful nature and often times even sneak a quick one in while out in public. Its not over the top by any means, but my wife being the lady she is will get mildy embarrassed and swat my hand away while offering some form of verbal discipline (which I like.)

So the question is, since I did not get permission do I need to go turn myself in? Am I a bad man also or as some would say, a "diet rapist?" How long will I be locked behind bars or suspended from my place of employment. Any advice would be greatly appreciated guys.

i asked a similar question.
apparently your old lady can get your in trouble for sexual assault under the letter of the law.
that is why she is the boss and you work for her...

 

[Denim Chicken]

Stop the crying "he didn't even break any laws" or "he was just being a young man, we all did it". Funny how some people still can't grasp the fact the NFL has it's own set of rules that may or may not coincide with actual law. If they want to suspend him I'm sure they can. Whether it's consistent or "fair" with how they've handled similar cases doesn't matter. The NFL is no different than many other companies, organizations, etc with how they decide to discipline employees and it's not all based on law. For some reason, some of you think this type of behavior and/or discipline is exclusive to the NFL only and that's not the case at all.
.

If the NFL is indeed the draconian institution claimed, then players have little recourse other than reclusiveness to combat the ever present threat of unwarranted suspension. If a little consensual public exhibitionism is grounds for suspension then surely the foul language and public intoxication rampant in players' extracurricular activities are equally punishable.

I don't recall Nelson Agholor being subject to any punishment from his tiff with a stripper last offseason. That incident is at least comparable.

 

[tyke1doe]

Ill help you out. Its the right to bare...ah nevermind. Only out of offseason boredom do I check back on this thread lol. I cant believe its still going strong. Lol Zeke's date didnt care!

Cowboys, tatas, women, tatas, Goodell, image, tatas.

Instant 50 + pager.

Heres a scenerio, moral police please help me out. Ive been married 10 years now and I still like to give the occasional (everyday) pinch to the old ladies behind. I do this in a playful nature and often times even sneak a quick one in while out in public. Its not over the top by any means, but my wife being the lady she is will get mildy embarrassed and swat my hand away while offering some form of verbal discipline (which I like.)

So the question is, since I did not get permission do I need to go turn myself in? Am I a bad man also or as some would say, a "diet rapist?" How long will I be locked behind bars or suspended from my place of employment. Any advice would be greatly appreciated guys.

First, what is a "diet rapist"? Where did I miss that in this discussion.

Second, she's your wife.

Third, did you slap her behind in private or public?

Fourth, if in public, did anyone record it?

Fifth, do you play for the Dallas Cowboys?

 

[Trouty]

Ill help you out. Its the right to bare...ah nevermind. Only out of offseason boredom do I check back on this thread lol. I cant believe its still going strong. Lol Zeke's date didnt care!

Heres a scenerio, moral police please help me out. Ive been married 10 years now and I still like to give the occasional (everyday) pinch to the old ladies behind. I do this in a playful nature and often times even sneak a quick one in while out in public. Its not over the top by any means, but my wife being the lady she is will get mildy embarrassed and swat my hand away while offering some form of verbal discipline (which I like.)