Jerry to fans who don't believe in this front office

Risen Star said:
Why couldn't it have been an old beaten down arthritic cowboy working on his farm? Why did it have to be a 49er?
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Jerry (or one of his cronies) has heard the old 49er bit by Gordo on The Ticket.
That bit and Jerry undoubtedly think alike.
 
Reality said:
For those of you who cannot understand Jerry-speak ..

Jerry: “It reminds me of the old gold miner out in the 49er days of the gold rush of San Francisco"
Translation: "Back when we used win Super Bowls"

Jerry: "And that old broken down gold miner, he’s got a bad back"
Translation: "I shouldn't be doing this at my age and after 30 years of failures, but ..."

Jerry: "And he’s sitting out there and he’s just picking on rock, and nothing’s happening."
Translation: "I'm drafting random players every year, but nothing is working."

Jerry: "Now, from the day we’ve become involved here, we said we’re going to swing the pick. That hasn’t changed. But we’re sure not going to quit."
Translation: "No one can fire us so you have no choice."

Jerry: "And I’ll assure you that I’ve been in many things in my life"
Translation: "I got to play GM for 30 years! .. for a real NFL team!"

Jerry: "And that’s a winning football team."
Translation: "And that's a football team making money and increasing in value every year."
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Bravo this gave me a good laugh.
 
Jerry's "weave" about the old 49er can only be understood by those with the genius gene. Don't feel bad if you didn't get it.
 
Reality said:
For those of you who cannot understand Jerry-speak ..

Jerry: “It reminds me of the old gold miner out in the 49er days of the gold rush of San Francisco"
Translation: "Back when we used win Super Bowls"

Jerry: "And that old broken down gold miner, he’s got a bad back"
Translation: "I shouldn't be doing this at my age and after 30 years of failures, but ..."

Jerry: "And he’s sitting out there and he’s just picking on rock, and nothing’s happening."
Translation: "I'm drafting random players every year, but nothing is working."

Jerry: "Now, from the day we’ve become involved here, we said we’re going to swing the pick. That hasn’t changed. But we’re sure not going to quit."
Translation: "No one can fire us so you have no choice."

Jerry: "And I’ll assure you that I’ve been in many things in my life"
Translation: "I got to play GM for 30 years! .. for a real NFL team!"

Jerry: "And that’s a winning football team."
Translation: "And that's a football team making money and increasing in value every year."
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:hammer::hammer::hammer:
 
Might as well just start fitting the boys for their Super Bowl rings now...


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dupree89 said:
i just listened to his interview. Jerry said at the end, if they win Sunday-- he considers the team having a winning record. How you like dem apples? :flagwave:
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That's when I realized why he kept Garrett all those years. First three years were all winning seasons.
 
Anyone want to tell him the people who made all the money during the gold rush were the people who sold gold mining gear to the fools wildcatting…..
Or in this case, those who take advantage of a moron who’s been lucky a few times but still insists he’s smart.
 
I personally am unaware of any 83 year old prospectors. Just as I am unaware of any NFL GMs (prospectors) outside of Jerry who are older than Stephen Jones.

Maybe the Jones family should ditch the football prospecting and buy a mine somewhere far, far away.
 
Let me see. Where did I leave that bridge again?

In for gods sakes, will, you guys bring back the Dead Horse. Emoji again.
 
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