I Like Beer A Lot

[Ranching]

I wonder will I ever see her again??

Maybe next time you can get the front view. LOL

 

[Ranching]

***** awesome bro!!
I once was at a frat party at Lehigh university and banged a smoking hot future doctor lol.
A couple days later she would not return my calls

(blog that on penthouse forum Max!)

Man! When I drove taxi at night,,, whew! The drunk 19 y.o. college girls were falling from the sky on me, then the boatload of working hoe's and strippers ( they didn't wanna pay the cab fare in cash, I'll tell you that much,what they did pay in, wouldn't go in the gas tank either.)

I worked at the biggest Spring Break bar in the world back in the 90's. I was in charge of outside security. Need I say more.

 

[Ranching]

Wheres the coach??

Haley! Good morning, I'm at work today wrapping up a few things. Gonna take the next 5 days off. My daughter is out of school, so i'll get to spend some quality father/daughter time. She can also be my designated driver. lol

 

[haleyrules]

Haley! Good morning, I'm at work today wrapping up a few things. Gonna take the next 5 days off. My daughter is out of school, so i'll get to spend some quality father/daughter time. She can also be my designated driver. lol

I always enjoyed time with the kids. Designated drivers are very useful creatures!! .

 

[haleyrules]

I worked at the biggest Spring Break bar in the world back in the 90's. I was in charge of outside security. Need I say more.

. Fun was had by all!

 

[haleyrules]

Well, l am off to do some chores...later! Have a good one!

 

[Trouty]

Good morning, all! Hope everyone has a safe and blessed day!

 

[Cowboys_22]

Good morning, all! Hope everyone has a safe and blessed day!

Morning all, thankyouthankyou, another fine day the Lord has made.

 

[Trouty]

Morning all, thankyouthankyou, another fine day the Lord has made.

I will rejoice and be glad in it

 

[Ranching]

I will rejoice and be glad in it

It's a beautiful day in South Texas. Sunny, slight breeze and mid 80's. It'll be 98 and windy by the weekend. I picked a bad day to come to work.

 

[Trouty]

It's a beautiful day in South Texas. Sunny, slight breeze and mid 80's. It'll be 98 and windy by the weekend. I picked a bad day to come to work.

Well, it just means you deserve that drink all the more this weekend, brother

 

[Ranching]

Well, it just means you deserve that drink all the more this weekend, brother

You got that right, blood sukka! You inspired me, i've been drying out. I'll have a few on Saturday on SPI.

 

[Trouty]

Just ate a couple hotdogs from an outrageously great hotdog spot in downtown NoHo. Sweat and spicy kilbasa dog, Chicago dog, and feta garlic fries. That's all I'll eat today

 

[Trouty]

You got that right, blood sukka! You inspired me, i've been drying out. I'll have a few on Saturday on SPI.

Have one for me, friend!! I had a Diet Pepsi just now

 

[Melonfeud]

Got a stripper to go home with you....sweet, max!
j/k

I miss strange. Need to at least buy my wife some wigs or something.
.

try it!,,, she might 'get into it'

I Had one that could go 'out of character'.
She was Natasha from Soviet Russia,(hilarious)

I acted like a 'Spanish bull fighter' one time with one, damn if she didn't fall head over heels with it,,,,,,I'm like " wait a minute, now I gotta be on the look out for Ricardo Montalban creeping around the back door when I go to work"

 

[Ranching]

try it!,,, she might 'get into it'

I Had one that could go 'out of character'.
She was Natasha from Soviet Russia,(hilarious)

I acted like a 'Spanish bull fighter' one time with one, damn if she didn't fall head over heels with it,,,,,,I'm like " wait a minute, now I gotta be on the look out for Ricardo Montalban creeping around the back door when I go to work"

How many times did you gore her with your horn. Lol

 

[Melonfeud]

I worked at the biggest Spring Break bar in the world back in the 90's. I was in charge of outside security. Need I say more.

NOPE! I'm reading that picture, loud-n-clear

How many times did you gore her with your horn. Lol

LoL, enough to where the monsoon season came early,,,,

 

[Ranching]

NOPE! I'm reading that picture, loud-n-clear




LoL, enough to where the monsoon season came early,,,,

 

[DFWJC]

try it!,,, she might 'get into it'

I Had one that could go 'out of character'.
She was Natasha from Soviet Russia,(hilarious)

I acted like a 'Spanish bull fighter' one time with one, damn if she didn't fall head over heels with it,,,,,,I'm like " wait a minute, now I gotta be on the look out for Ricardo Montalban creeping around the back door when I go to work"

 

[Tabascocat]

Just tried that Georgia Gold chicken from KFC. Whoever thought of that needs to be terminated. That stuff was disgusting!