I Like Beer A Lot

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Melonfeud said:
Hey! When I had the high dollar house/ pool ,,in the heat of summer I'd conduct " operation wring-out" for 3-4 days ( not drink even a single beer)
And get me a half gal. Green jug of Tanqueray gin a couple bottles of 7-up and a Bootle of tonic water,,, I'd live in the pool for a weekend, my party hound yellow lab "all in" with the festivities, had 6-7 citrus trees and all the fruits looked like limes,,, the ol' lady would kinda express her displeasure when I'd sprits up a fresh beverage with a green grapefruit,,, ( me and the hound could care less,,,PARTY!)
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This sounds heavenly, Melon!!!!!
 
I've drank 12 fifths in the last 7 days.

Shyte. I need a dry out. My son comes tomorrow. I won't drink with him here, so that's a guaranteed detox till next Sunday.

And tomorrow is his birthday. My little boy. My good little boy.
 
Trouty said:
I've drank 12 fifths in the last 7 days.

Shyte. I need a dry out. My son comes tomorrow. I won't drink with him here, so that's a guaranteed detox till next Sunday.

And tomorrow is his birthday. My little boy. My good little boy.
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Chug a liter of water, bro.
 
Trouty said:
@Melonfeud @maxdogg

Get in that Metallica thread and stick up for our Coach. Some jackass thinks he can **** with him and get away with it
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Copy! My ' security alert' response time is rather lacking in the immediate fix bayonet/ up the hill casing-liner cuz' well,, I'm on the couch , and have armed my electronic' bouncing betty' land mine layered perimeter defense in my yard for the weekend ,,, already!,,,sheese.
 
Melonfeud said:
Copy! My ' security alert' response time is rather lacking in the immediate fix bayonet/ up the hill casing-liner cuz' well,, I'm on the couch , and have armed my electronic' bouncing betty' land mine layered perimeter defense in my yard for the weekend ,,, already!,,,sheese.
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Gotta keep the fire hole away! Lol
 
Ranching said:
Salud, bros. Got back from Mexico a couple of hours ago, felt the love from the crew, have a great one! Just poured a double scotch.
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Woot-woot! That colt's .38 super cartridge is the petrone's favorite down south,,, a guy got popped two weeks ago trying to hump 3k RDS south,, out of the U.S.in Nogales.
 
Melonfeud said:
Woot-woot! That colt's .38 super cartridge is the petrone's favorite down south,,, a guy got popped two weeks ago trying to hump 3k RDS south,, out of the U.S.in Nogales.
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You have a .38, Melon?

How many firearms do you have? Please list them
 
Ranching said:
@Trouty @waldoputty @haleyrules @LocimusPrime @Melonfeud @maxdogg @jday @daboyzruleperiod @DFWJC @Sam I Am @Sarge @big dog cowboy @Shunpike @dexternjack
Gonna have a double shot of FireBall at 9:20. Join me, Salud!!
I'm sure I left someone out, forgive me and join us!
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I can't keep that stuff in the bottle for long around me,,, I've another 99 bananas bottle stash up in the tea/hot chocolate cabinet,,, my Jim beam is all ready committed for ongoing/ up coming fire missions,,,but I'll join ya, in about 20 mikes.:yourock:
 
Melonfeud said:
I can't keep that stuff in the bottle for long around me,,, I've another 99 bananas bottle stash up in the tea/hot chocolate cabinet,,, my Jim beam is all ready committed for ongoing/ up coming fire missions,,,but I'll join ya, in about 20 mikes.:yourock:
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99 bananas is most certainly the shyte!! Fire water and candy
 
I have a few friends coming over. I'll have drank 1.5 fifths of Tangueray by the time they get here. We'll probably get a fifth of Bulleit and a 30 pack. Up till 5am. I'm so ******* sick of gin right now. Gin is one of those boozes that I can only take for so long, it's so floral and sweet.

Have to be ready and good to go by 3pm for the little one, hell I've done runs like this and picked up the little one at 9am.

In the far, far past, I would be on multiple drugs, too.

Time for a dry out. Cheers, my brothers. Ironhorse
 
Trouty said:
You have a .38, Melon?

How many firearms do you have? Please list them
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Shirley yer' jesting Mon Frere',, ( I don't really Noe)
I've got a French musket that was Snyder breech converted to black powder shot gun in the 1860's-70's it was originally a fusil that served under the command of Napoleon ,,, various scoped casing-liner's of center fire lethality and caliber orifice inducers, a couple pillow case of pistols, an 8 ton dump bed of spare mags,,, blah,blah,,, I really like my rem1100 bobbed barrel with pistol grip stock/ 8 Rd mag tube(only cuz' I luv quail Hunting)
Best combat rifle is that south Korean k-2 with the old m-193 55 gr. Ball ammo,,, sucker shoots circles around my bushmaster,,, floated all the A.K. (had a pistol variant that would light a cigarette after emptying a 75 round drum mag) on down river,,,, that 1895 .32 nagant Russian revolver is cool to look at sometimes,,, I've kinda' regressed as I've gotten older and steered towards the percussion cap black powder smoke wagons of late,,, an absolutely beautiful Italian copy of a 6 shot .44 cal. revolving carbine with matching 1858 rem. Pistol, a inline .54 cal smoke pole that flat blows a huge hole,,,pretty sure I had 7 or more different browning firearms at one time(knew a reloading buddy owned over 30 .30 cal carbines,,,that's a fun light little casing-liner ( with the right model/ Parts),,, anyway,,, its more than I can hump/ run with,,,toot-toot!
 
Trouty said:
I have a few friends coming over. I'll have drank 1.5 fifths of Tangueray by the time they get here. We'll probably get a fifth of Bulleit and a 30 pack. Up till 5am. I'm so ******* sick of gin right now. Gin is one of those boozes that I can only take for so long, it's so floral and sweet.

Have to be ready and good to go by 3pm for the little one, hell I've done runs like this and picked up the little one at 9am.

In the far, far past, I would be on multiple drugs, too.

Time for a dry out. Cheers, my brothers. Ironhorse
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bad trouty sonny
 
Melonfeud said:
Shirley yer' jesting Mon Frere',, ( I don't really Noe)
I've got a French musket that was Snyder breech converted to black powder shot gun in the 1860's-70's it was originally a fusil that served under the command of Napoleon ,,, various scoped casing-liner's of center fire lethality and caliber orifice inducers, a couple pillow case of pistols, an 8 ton dump bed of spare mags,,, blah,blah,,, I really like my rem1100 bobbed barrel with pistol grip stock/ 8 Rd mag tube(only cuz' I luv quail Hunting)
Best combat rifle is that south Korean k-2 with the old m-193 55 gr. Ball ammo,,, sucker shoots circles around my bushmaster,,, floated all the A.K. (had a pistol variant that would light a cigarette after emptying a 75 round drum mag) on down river,,,, that 1895 .32 nagant Russian revolver is cool to look at sometimes,,, I've kinda' regressed as I've gotten older and steered towards the percussion cap black powder smoke wagons of late,,, an absolutely beautiful Italian copy of a 6 shot .44 cal. revolving carbine with matching 1858 rem. Pistol, a inline .54 cal smoke pole that flat blows a huge hole,,,pretty sure I had 7 or more different browning firearms at one time(knew a reloading buddy owned over 30 .30 cal carbines,,,that's a fun light little casing-liner ( with the right model/ Parts),,, anyway,,, its more than I can hump/ run with,,,toot-toot!
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Don't lose it, Melon, the zeal to collect :(. Those babies need you.

You're going 1800s firearms, I love that.
 
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