I Like Beer A Lot

[Melonfeud]

Good tune,Thanks @Sarge

 

[Ranching]

I've seen the 2nd wife's cat(b-4 I became a cat man)
Stalk a Thrasher bird out by the swimming pool,,, lol that bird torn into that cat like it was trying to kill it,,, it was hilarious,, that cat couldn't get away fast enough and when it made it into the house it spent the rest of the day trying to figure out just what the hell happened,,,

That's whats gonna happen to Waldos cats when they see the Godzilla rat that is living in his walls. Lol

 

[Melonfeud]

That's whats gonna happen to Waldos cats when they see the Godzilla rat that is living in his walls. Lol

I heard some of them Norwegian WARF rats get purty ner' the size of fat house cats,,(good thing he's not near any coastal waters,cuz' that's where the really big ones are) the Putty might need to think about packing some heat on him when he's up in S.F.

 

[waldoputty]

That's whats gonna happen to Waldos cats when they see the Godzilla rat that is living in his walls. Lol

the rats we get here are only tree rats, not scary sewer rats

 

[waldoputty]

I heard some of them Norwegian WARF rats get purty ner' the size of fat house cats,,(good thing he's not near any coastal waters,cuz' that's where the really big ones are) the Putty might need to think about packing some heat on him when he's up in S.F.

my traps got a couple of them 2-3 years ago.
not enormous.
if i need heat, i will bring @Trouty

 

[Trouty]

Had you looked at my profile, you would of seen I am a female and figured out why I said "Good Morning My Dear" Sister. You see, Cowboys Nation also has female fans. So, "I would truly appreciate if you treated me nicely" by not saying "brothers". LOL, if you think that wasn't treating you nicely, by returning your good morning comment, you have very thin skin. Ask @Trouty @Ranching @haleyrules about me. I'm the last person to treat anyone unkindly UNLESS they ruffle my feather's first. So, what opposing team are you a fan for? PLEASE, not the Egals?

Good morning my dear Cowboy brothers.

Hey girl, we adore you! @Shunpike, I promise, you my brother, this girl is all class. Just like you, my man.

We wouldn't have anyone in here insulting you. And likewise, with our girl @daboyzruleperiod, we wouldn't let anyone hurt her, either.

Shunny, please, my brother, we would never leave you out high and dry. Know we adore you and always have your back.

Daboyz, we will always have yours as well.

Go Cowboys, Fam!!!

 

[waldoputty]

Hey girl, we adore you! @Shunpike, I promise, you my brother, this girl is all class. Just like you, my man.

We wouldn't have anyone in here insulting you. And likewise, with our girl @daboyzruleperiod, we wouldn't let anyone hurt her, either.

Shunny, please, my brother, we would never leave you out high and dry. Know we adore you and always have your back.

Daboyz, we will always have yours as well.

Go Cowboys, Fam!!!

look at who just woke up
naughty dirty boy

 

[Trouty]

Lmao!!! Daggon Putty, Coach!!! LMAO!!!!

 

[Trouty]

look at who just woke up
naughty dirty boy

You are a naughty boy. Look at the post I just replied to from Coach. Putty, so so naughty!

You naughty naughty General Chow

 

[Trouty]

@Shunpike, you are a staple here, please don't feel disrespected, my brother.

We adore you. You are a true father and a true man.

@daboyzruleperiod, you will adore this man. He is a true man and a true father and true lifeblood member of this sub.

Both of you guys, kiss and make up!!!

 

[Trouty]

ok guys and gals!! I have a gajillion posts to catch up on!!

@Sarge, love you brother. Red, white, and breeeeeeewwwwwee

 

[Trouty]

@Idgit, words can't express how much I missed you, man.

I don't care if this sounds weird

 

[Trouty]

@Reality @BrAinPaiNt

I so dearly am sorry for bringing down your guys' site the way I did. I let my rattlesnake temper get the best of me.

Reality, I adore this site. I need this site. And I publicly want to tell you how sorry I am. I am so sorry, sir.

I adore this site and take great umbrage at the way I sullied it. I wouldn't like it if another member did, so I can't be blasé about the way I sullied it. I'm so sorry, dearest Reality.

I will promise to uphold the integrity, here. I will never make those mistakes again, sir.

Go Cowboys! Go CowboysZone

 

[Melonfeud]

@Reality @BrAinPaiNt

I so dearly am sorry for bringing down your guys' site the way I did. I let my rattlesnake temper get the best of me.

Reality, I adore this site. I need this site. And I publicly want to tell you how sorry I am. I am so sorry, sir.

I adore this site and take great umbrage at the way I sullied it. I wouldn't like it if another member did, so I can't be blasé about the way I sullied it. I'm so sorry, dearest Reality.

I will promise to uphold the integrity, here. I will never make those mistakes again, sir.

Go Cowboys! Go CowboysZone

 

[waldoputty]

Lmao!!! Daggon Putty, Coach!!! LMAO!!!!

 

[waldoputty]

You are a naughty boy. Look at the post I just replied to from Coach. Putty, so so naughty!

You naughty naughty General Chow

putty strikes
i like the sound of that

 

[waldoputty]

@Idgit, words can't express how much I missed you, man.

I don't care if this sounds weird

stop it, trouty, you are embarrassing all the guys.

 

[waldoputty]

@Trouty

did u forget about something?

 

[Trouty]

@Trouty

did u forget about something?

Woot!!!

 

[Trouty]

stop it, trouty, you are embarrassing all the guys.

Idgit is a kindred soul. I would adore this man in real life, I know it.

@Idgit

If it's weird, whatevs