101 reasons why the Commanders suck

[Da Hammer]

probably mentioned but

52. Commanders fans acting like they own us cause of 1 year when we have owned them the last 10 years

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I beg to differ, there is EVERYTHING wrong with that picture....

what? you're not in it? :

 

[Deep_Freeze]

53. Tyson Walter is still on their team.

 

[The30YardSlant]

what? you're not in it? :

If I was in it, even with those 3 feghs, the sheer testosterone levels would destroy the camera and all electronic devices within 127 feet

Remember the rolling blackouts in California? That was me on a flight from San Francisco to San Diego

 

[Bob Sacamano]

If I was in it, even with those 3 feghs, the sheer testosterone levels would destroy the camera and all electronic devices within 127 feet

Remember the rolling blackouts in California? That was me on a flight from San Francisco to San Diego

:laugh2:

 

[BigD]

54. Snyder actually thought Tom Cruise was REALLY Jerry Maguire.

 

[Deep_Freeze]

55. Snyder tried to sign Tom Cruise as an offensive tackle. 80 years, 20 billion.

 

[The30YardSlant]

55. Snyder tried to sign Tom Cruise as an offensive tackle. 80 years, 20 billion.

Too bad his agent, Zenu, believed his client was worth far more

 

[Deep_Freeze]

Too bad his agent, Zenu, believed his client was worth far more

Ahhh, Gibbs talked him into it. Who is Zenu anyway.....lol??

 

[The30YardSlant]

Ahhh, Gibbs talked him into it. Who is Zenu anyway.....lol.

You need to know the whole background on Tom Cruise and his crazy *** scientology thing

 

[Deep_Freeze]

You need to know the whole background on Tom Cruise and his crazy *** scientology thing

Ohhhh, I forgot about that.....lol.

 

[LaTunaNostra]

56. Snyder's infamous ten dollar fan parking fees for practices.

 

[LaTunaNostra]

Keep up, people, keep up...

57. Clinton Portis' lame arse personas, including Southeast Jerome, Sheriff Gonna Getcha, Kid Bro Sweets, and Coach Janky Spanky.

And yeah, I realize my IQ falls 20 points just for remembering those names.

 

[peplaw06]

58. Their constant insistence that THEY are the REAL America's Team because they reside outside the Nation's Capital.

 

[Deep_Freeze]

Keep up, people, keep up...

57. Clinton Portis' lame arse personas, including Southeast Jerome, Sheriff Gonna Getcha, Kid Bro Sweets, and Coach Janky Spanky.

And yeah, I realize my IQ falls 20 points just for remembering those names.

God, you remember those names.............is it you Clinton??? Come on, tell the truth......lol

 

[peplaw06]

59. That their Messiah Joe Gibbs can't even show enough class to look at Bill Parcells after he gets beat.

 

[LaTunaNostra]

God, you remember those names.............is it you Clinton??? Come on, tell the truth......lol

I also remember Dolla Bill and Reverend Gunna Change.

But like I said, my gray matter is much the worse for it.

60. Little Napoleon Snyder threatening to buy Lav Coles a wide screen tv because it was the only place he would ever see a NFL game again. Yeah. The 'blackball' threat.

PS Yeah Peplaw! The 'non' handshaker.

 

[Boyzmamacita]

61. The way they make us wear blue even though it obviously doesn't matter, seeing how we beat them 8 years straight.

 

[LaTunaNostra]

62. Mike Rumph.:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

 

[5Stars]

64. The rat faced Gibbs calling all Cowboy fans "ugly" without looking in the mirror first...