Am I weird? (stuff you think only YOU do)

[peplaw06]

He said toot. lol

 

[CowboyWay]

I cannot sleep if my feet are under a blanket.

I can't fall asleep unless the blanket is only covering from the top of the knee to belly button area.

I cannot sit down and watch football on sunday morning unless I wake up at the crack of dawn and clean the house from top to bottom (my wife loves this).

I rarely if ever make impulse buys. I prefer to research a product for days and weeks before I find exactly the version I want, then I buy.

 

[Everlastingxxx]

Im honestly trying to IMAGINE the kind of women you attract.


Pretty sad huh?

She’s a cute blonde with a big butt and boobs, but i hide all my OCDs at the beginning, lol. Now she’s stuck!

 

[Dallas]

He said toot. lol

I was watching Caught on Camera lastnight. This old guy (like 87) came out to a slip n slide in his yard. He tried to join in w/ the family. He stepped on the slide and instantlly slipped up into the air and down onto his ARSE.

The whole family runs to help him.

He lets loose the biggest TOOT you ever heard. I fell over.

He later said he "Fluffed" :starspin



Im not weird, so I dont have any digusting things to mention about myself.

 

[Dallas]

She’s a cute blonde with a big butt and boobs, but i hide all my OCDs at the beginning, lol. Now she’s stuck!

:laugh2:

 

[bbgun]

I cannot sleep if my feet are under a blanket.

I can't fall asleep unless the blanket is only covering from the top of the knee to belly button area.

I cannot sit down and watch football on sunday morning unless I wake up at the crack of dawn and clean the house from top to bottom (my wife loves this).

I rarely if ever make impulse buys. I prefer to research a product for days and weeks before I find exactly the version I want, then I buy.

OMG, you sick sick man.

 

[CoCo]

I didn’t want to contribute at the fear of being hospitalized, but after seeing some crazy stuff, i may not be so bad.

I prefer to drink out of glass cups. I do not like plastic cups.

I have to straighten the bed sheets (no wrinkles) before i lay down.

I over wipe. Even wet the toilet paper. No poop residue can be left.

I clean my desk, mouse and keyboard about 10 times a day.

All food and drinks have to be covered with paper towels. If i see a fly land on my food, i won’t eat it.

I pick at my nails when not on the computer.

I don’t toot or burp in front of people (at least not intentionally)

Rueben Feffer

 

[WarC]

I always sit facing the exit like I'm some kind of fugitive or something.

LOL I always do that too. If I walk into a public establishment I always try to look for exits and then sit facing one.

I also always case places for security cameras. If I'm waiting in line at a Wal Mart or something, I'm gazing at the ceiling, looking for cameras. I probably look like a shady character to anyone who might be watching.

 

[WarC]

I knew a couple of people over the years that would not do the dookie at work and would hold it till they got home.

When I was in high school I was like that...I wouldn't go, and wait until I got home, because I didn't like the rest rooms and being at home felt comfortable.

Once I started working, though...I figured I was getting paid to take a dump. So now the situation is reversed, and I hate when I have to go at home during the week...

I remember calculating out exactly how much money I just made sitting on the pot and texting that to my girlfriend at the time. Might help explain why we're not together anymore.

 

[vta]

I remember calculating out exactly how much money I just made sitting on the pot and texting that to my girlfriend at the time. Might help explain why we're not together anymore.

:laugh2:

This thread's for you. And yes you answered the question.

 

[Dodger]

...getting the bathroom floor wet, that pisses me off. (I wear socks around the house and if my socks get wet. Hell to pay!)

That is so me...word for word.

 

[Dodger]

I definitely eat my food in a strategic fashion as to create the perfect last bite. I want my last bite to be the best tasting of the whole meal. If it's a burger, it better have a decent amount of every topping that the burger had on it, on it. (ie. burger, bun, bacon, lettuce, cheese, onion, etc, all in on the last bite.) This goes for every type of food in the meal. So I better have 2 fries left to compliment that last burger bite, and some soda left to wash it down. I do this with everything I eat.

Lol...that's me too. Ha...I honestly thought I was the only one who did this.

 

[casmith07]

I always eat my meals in order: main course, side dishes, and then drink whatever my drink is. I rarely, rarely deviate from this.

Also when eating french fries, most people grab more than one fry at a time. So do I, except they must be almost identical in size. I literally line them up, then pick them up and eat them.

 

[dez_for_prez]

I like licking the envolpe.

 

[Temo]

2) It takes me hours to eat desserts, particularly baked goods or those that are very sweet, as I do not have a sweet tooth at all (I'm 100% savory / salt).

I'm the same way. Eating even a moderate amount of sugar actually makes me nauseated.

 

[Temo]

Early in the morning, the first pee, my left hand has to be on the wall to brace myself. I have no idea why. I never feel like I am going to fall. Just something I do, but never any other time.

This actually reminds me of something that I do that I didn't really realize that I *did* until now. It's weird to explain but...

You know when you're about to take a shower and you have to make sure the water is the right temperature before you turn it on (well, if you have a tub with a mechanism that turns on the shower after you turn on the tap, like I do). Well I always test the water temperature by putting my leg on the walls of the tub, and scoop the water-flow to my leg to feel the temperature.

I didn't realize until right now, when I read this, that I always do it that way, and I'm about to go take a shower and see if I can do it some other way (only using hands, or something).

 

[5Stars]

I always stand when the Cowboys defense is on the field during a game.

I always sit when the offense is on.

I always brush my teeth after every meal, even if it's a quick snack of something. And I never try out those little snacks at the grocery store or I never eat the little snacks at a bar that they put out because I cannot brush my teeth.

I never answer my son when he calls me by my first name. Until he finally yells "DAD...", then I will respond. Same with the wife, until she calls me "Master".

I always wash my hands every time I drive somewhere and come home. Steering wheels have so much protozoa on them.

I always drink Bud Light...anything else is just unsophisticated.


I only use ZZTops....Zig Zags are just unsophisticated.

 

[Rynie]

I always stand when the Cowboys defense is on the field during a game.

I always sit when the offense is on.

I always brush my teeth after every meal, even if it's a quick snack of something. And I never try out those little snacks at the grocery store or I never eat the little snacks at a bar that they put out because I cannot brush my teeth.

I never answer my son when he calls me by my first name. Until he finally yells "DAD...", then I will respond. Same with the wife, until she calls me "Master".

I always wash my hands every time I drive somewhere and come home. Steering wheels have so much protozoa on them.

I always drink Bud Light...anything else is just unsophisticated.


I only use ZZTops....Zig Zags are just unsophisticated.

Bwahahahahaha!

 

[rash]

-I am one of those weirdos that takes off all his clothes before dropping a deuce.

-For some reason, I just can't pee in a urinal if someone else is standing beside me.

 

[bbgun]

Lotta freaks in here.