Bwahhhhh I hate everything, Jerry sucks, Dak sucks, Zeke is a baby, Ambar sucks, the Break sucks, Talkin' Cowboys sucks, I have tiny p-enis syndrome, Taylor sucks, Romo needs to come back, this is a cry for attention, my opinions are only negative, you suck, he sucks, Dez sucks, Dez's mom sucks, Zeke's high school track coach sucks, women suck, where is my p-enis?, my opinions are righteous and intelligent, Stephen sucks, Stephen's son sucks, Highland Park sucks, the Star sucks, speaking of sucks my p-enis is so small it sucked up inside itself, Ford sucks, Dr. Pepper sucks, and I'm totally not just saying everything sucks because the Cowboys lost to the Broncos, Pepsi sucks, Gene Jones sucks, Arkansas sucks, the name Jerral sucks, but HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS??
Signed,
The best Cowboys fan ever.