Chargers to interview Mike Zimmer

[Aikbach]

I'm going in for an interview with San Diego myself guys, so wish me luck.
I'm going to implement the wishbone/ run n' shoot hybrid and totally misuse LT as a wideout.

Burt Reynolds will be my offensive coordinator, he knows a thing or two about going the longest yard and if my offense needs a facelift he's got experience there as well.

My defensive coordinator is a surprise choice but I think he will fit in well, he just looks like he can coach some football, I'm talking of course about actor Tom Wilson, best known for portraying Biff Tanner in the "Back to the Future" trilogy.

Special teams guru Ray Finkle came highly recommended to me by my sources at CBS Sports.

I'm set, the Chargers are going to be amazing with my new coaching lineup but I promise to throw the Super Bowl against the 'Boys.

 

[silverbear]

I spin nothing. I am too old to engage in those type of games. Obviously, you are not. I said exactly what I meant to say. If I had wanted to say something different, I would have typed something different. If you can repost where I said that Wade was Jerry's puppet, then do so, otherwise, your just spouting trash.

OK, now you're being disingenuous... no, you didn't come out and say "Wade Phillips is Jerry Jones' puppet", but your posts in this thread sure did leave that unmistakable, unspoken impression... let's look at your first contributions to this debate, shall we??

Zrinkill got things rolling when he said:

I guaranee that they will not call whoever the Chargers hire a puppet

Clearly, this was in direct reference to some in here calling Phillips Jerry's puppet... FYI, this was post number 3 in this thread... to which you responded in post 5, saying:

Then they would be in the wrong. AJ has proven he is in charge there. The coach will have no more input than Wade will here.

So, you're saying that the new Chargers' head coach WILL be a puppet, AJ Smith's puppet, to be exact... and you said he'll "have no more input than Wade will here"...

A practitioner of logical thought can only conclude this is you, calling Wade Phillips a "puppet"...

I mean, you make such a big deal about how you choose your words carefully, how you say EXACTLY what you mean at all times... so you can hardly turn around now and argue that was just an imprecise attempt to express yourself...

 

[silverbear]

is there something about being on this board for a while that affects people's reading abilities? I have said over and over that I had no proof of anything. Just some evidence. That is all I was asked to provide, and I provided it. I never set out to prove a darn thing. What is insane is reading someone's post, then try to tell him that he wrote something that is not in the post.

You seem to favor arguing semantics over arguing football... of course, the act of offering EVIDENCE is an attempt to PROVE your argument is valid...

But you're too old to engage in "spin"... LOL...

 

[silverbear]

Gives us the special abilty to weed out bullcrap

Simply by virtue of the sheer volume of it we encounter in here on a near-daily basis...

I am constantly amazed that after all this time, they still haven't been able to weed ME out...

 

[bbgun]

I am constantly amazed that after all this time, they still haven't been able to weed ME out...

Workin' on it.

http://img407.*************/img407/9265/charbeartrapbc0.jpg

 

[silverbear]

I like you already.

Hey, Congrats, Randy, you are admired by one of this board's least admired posters...

 

[silverbear]

Ah ah ah. Depending on Jerry's testimony is treading on thin ice.

Yeah, it's MUCH better to rely on the "evidence" you offered in rebuttal...

Looks like your case is falling apart on you, counselor... LOL...

Ya gotta watch what Jerry says, he is a slippery one.

This from what appears to be a master of doublespeak...

 

[Royal Laegotti]

Hey, Congrats, Randy, you are admired by one of this board's least admired posters...

Randy, Cubby doesn't know this but what he's really telling you is that you have some sense, since so many on this board don't.

 

[silverbear]

And this is the final word on the subject from me. If I said it, repost it. You have said all along that I said it, Now, YOU reproduce it. You have not reposted any post of mine where I said that Wade was Jerrys puppet.

Yes, he has... repeatedly, in fact...

And you just continually ignore it when he does, then demand yet again that he prove what has already been proven...

For all your love of semantic tapdancing, I sure do hope you're not a lawyer... you'd be REALLY bad at it...

I also hope you're not a college professor, teaching Logic 101...

 

[silverbear]

Wow ...... you are still a bitter little guy huh jack ....

Oh well .....

Note that he did NOT say you were ice's puppet... he was REAL careful not to say that...

 

[silverbear]

Zimmer has about the same amount of chance to be the Chargers next HC as I do

David

Man, we're really gonna miss you, Dave... good luck dealin' with that putz AJ...

 

[silverbear]

When Bears and slow moving icebergs attack... plus sock puppets?

I've heard that al-Qaida lives in mortal fear of Bears and slow moving icebergs and sock puppets...

You have to admit, it's a lethal combination...

 

[silverbear]

Workin' on it.

http://img407.*************/img407/9265/charbeartrapbc0.jpg

Forgot to bait that trap, son...

Actually, don't bother, I'm a good deal smarter than Yogi...

 

[silverbear]

Randy, Cubby doesn't know this but what he's really telling you is that you have some sense, since so many on this board don't.

And ANOTHER of this board's resident jokes is a Randy fan...

 

[bbgun]

Forgot to bait that trap, son...

Actually, don't bother, I'm a good deal smarter than Yogi...

Hmm. I'm pretty sure they don't put bait in those things. They just hide them under some brush and the bears unwittingly step on them. Or so I've been told.

 

[bbgun]

Man, we're really gonna miss you, Dave... good luck dealin' with that putz AJ...

Get back to me when AJ's dumb enough to fire a two-time Super Bowl champion coach. Until then, the putz crown lies firmly on King Jerry's head.

 

[Royal Laegotti]

Get back to me when AJ's dumb enough to fire a two-time Super Bowl champion coach. Until then, the putz crown lies firmly on King Jerry's head.

You beat me to that one. Nice.

 

[bbgun]

You beat me to that one. Nice.

Well, Bear purports to be a big fan of "logic," so I knew he'd appreciate it.

 

[silverbear]

Hmm. I'm pretty sure they don't put bait in those things. They just hide them under some brush and the bears unwittingly step on them. Or so I've been told.

Maybe the dumb ones do, LOL...

 

[silverbear]

Get back to me when AJ's dumb enough to fire a two-time Super Bowl champion coach. Until then, the putz crown lies firmly on King Jerry's head.

Jimmy Johnson never, ever coached the Boys to a 14-2 record... in fact, the Boys have never had a 14-2 record in any one season...