DaBonez is coming abroad! Introduction post

[CouchCoach]

The fact that We have NO french members, is My finest (O.K My only) achievement.

I do not believe I have seen a poster from France on either forum, your finest hours realized.

Tell me you didn't just mix up Gimli and Gandalf in front of our cool British friend, Coach. Do not get on my bad side by abusing JRR Tolkien. That's like mentioning the time Barry Switzer said 'How 'bout them Cowboys?" or when Dez said "Getcha popcorn ready!" Or Stephen saying Tony looked really good in the shower. You're making us Lord of the Rings fanatics look bad.

LMAO, did I? Damn me, you are right! Gimli just said "mythrill", Gandalf followed that up and I have totally embarrassed myself to Tolkien fans, the UK and New Zealand.

Which brings up the question. Ya think ole JRR intended for Viggo to give some tongue action to Liv Tyler at the end of Return of the King. A simple smooch would have sufficed. I think we may see ole Viggo outed on the sexual harassment next. And I couldn't see clearly but it looked like he was squeezing a cheek as well.

 

[Idgit]

I do not believe I have seen a poster from France on either forum, your finest hours realized.
LMAO, did I? Damn me, you are right! Gimli just said "mythrill", Gandalf followed that up and I have totally embarrassed myself to Tolkien fans, the UK and New Zealand.

Which brings up the question. Ya think ole JRR intended for Viggo to give some tongue action to Liv Tyler at the end of Return of the King. A simple smooch would have sufficed. I think we may see ole Viggo outed on the sexual harassment next. And I couldn't see clearly but it looked like he was squeezing a cheek as well.

It wouldn't be the first Sword that Was Broken that Liv Tyler re-forged, if you know what I mean. Somebody found a sheath for Narsil, amirite? Speak, Friend, and enter! Amirite?

Don't make me start quoting hobbit hole quotes and have to ban myself, Coach.

 

[Runwildboys]

It wouldn't be the first Sword that Was Broken that Liv Tyler re-forged, if you know what I mean. Somebody found a sheath for Narsil, amirite? Speak, Friend, and enter! Amirite?

Don't make me start quoting hobbit hole quotes and have to ban myself, Coach.

I think if I was to go out drinking with you,@CouchCoach , and @Streetwise, I could literally die laughing....That'd be the third best way to go, though I have no idea what the second best would be.

 

[Idgit]

...I could literally die laughing....That'd be the third best way to go, though I have no idea what the second best would be.

Narsil-sheathing.

 

[Runwildboys]

Narsil-sheathing.

Different strokes, I guess.

 

[Londonboy]

I think if I was to go out drinking with you,@CouchCoach , and @Streetwise, I could literally die laughing....That'd be the third best way to go, though I have no idea what the second best would be.

No room at the inn for Londy??!!??
Sulking now.

 

[Idgit]

No room at the inn for Londy??!!??
Sulking now.

You're like our Mr. Bean. Near as I can tell, nobody actually thinks Mr. Bean is funny.

 

[Runwildboys]

You're like our Mr. Bean. Near as I can tell, nobody actually thinks Mr. Bean is funny.

I just keep waiting for the punchline, because I hear the "audience" laughing.

 

[Runwildboys]

No room at the inn for Londy??!!??
Sulking now.

Of course, I'd be elated to have you along! I just didn't think you'd see this.

 

[G2]

I think if I was to go out drinking with you,@CouchCoach , and @Streetwise, I could literally die laughing....That'd be the third best way to go, though I have no idea what the second best would be.

I was thinking the same thing. Not the dying part....

 

[Runwildboys]

I was thinking the same thing. Not the dying part....

Better mention Lundy....He gets upset if he feels left out......Shhh!

 

[Xelda]

No room at the inn for Londy??!!??
Sulking now.

You're like Jello, Londy. There's always room for you.

 

[G2]

Better mention Lundy....He gets upset if he feels left out......Shhh!

Not until I get an autographed Manchester United jersey.

 

[Joe Realist]

Debunked?

 

[CouchCoach]

I think if I was to go out drinking with you,@CouchCoach , and @Streetwise, I could literally die laughing....That'd be the third best way to go, though I have no idea what the second best would be.

Now that's my idea of a foursome. The one upping would be legendary and a level of absurdity reached that might stop the earth from turning.

No room at the inn for Londy??!!??
Sulking now.

He was saving you for the international trip abroad. And we're bringing Xelda. We never go abroad without her. Besides that, she can keep us in line or lead us, 50/50 on that one.

 

[CouchCoach]

Debunked?

Got to get bunked first.

 

[G2]

Got to get bunked first.

I suggest lube.

 

[CouchCoach]

I suggest lube.

Oh, in that case please bring on the debunking.

 

[G2]

Oh, in that case please bring on the debunking.

I also suggest rehab.

 

[G2]

By rehab I mean serious drinking.