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A couple of weeks ago, my wife (the Broncos fan) happened to walk by me watching the game, screaming, "RUN! NO ONE'S OPEN! THERE IS GREEN GRASS! RUN!" She told me, "Stop yelling. They can't hear you."I don't know how many times I yelled at the tv for Dak to run, then he stands there and gets Sacked...
Fast forward to last Thursday night. New Orleans. Denver. We were sitting in the Superdome. I believe it was the third quarter during a Broncos possession, when my wife started yelling, "WHY ARE YOU (she doesn't know the name of her team's starting quarterback ) STANDING THERE? EVERYONE'S COVERED! RUN! THERE IS NOBODY THERE TO... THANK YOU! hehe! HE GOT A FIRST DOWN! HE GOT A FIRST DOWN!" She had the giggles after that.
She asked me 'What?" after finally noticing I was staring upside her head. I said:
Me: "Remember a few weeks back, when you got onto me about screaming at the TV?"
Wife: "Yeah."
Me: "Remember what I was screaming about?"
Wife: "Yeah." (her annoyed look is creeping onto her face now)
Me: "Do you remember what you were just yelling?"
Wife: "Yeah. The guy was just STANDING there when he could have ran for... " (she stops talking)
Me: "Yeah."
Wife: "oh. Sorry. Shut up! Dallas isn't playing now anyway."
Me. "Yeah. And your team didn't hear you either."
I love my wife.
/stupid side story