I can't believe this actually worked, lol. I got a free HD satelite, HD box (or whatever it's called), non-HD DVR, and a free pole to install the HD satelite in my back yard -- before seeing this post, I had already had the HD-installation scheduled for tomorrow, and they were saying they'd charge $125 to dig a hole and for the pole; so that cost has been wiped away.
Was also told to call back in a few months when their HD package includes local channels. Said I'd get $200 bucks off a HD DVR along with some "help" in upgrading the HD package.
Pretty sweet!