Evidence Links Vick to Dog Fighting

[5Stars]

What about me! Don't I get to join this prestigious club?

I need a job or a hobbie! I'll be the grounds keeper!!

I can lay land mines and other traps around the perimeter of the clubhouse so that if any body comes close I can insure that we have something to kill!

 

[Yeagermeister]

What about me! Don't I get to join this prestigious club?

I need a job or a hobbie! I'll be the grounds keeper!!

I can lay land mines and other traps around the perimeter of the clubhouse so that if any body comes close I can insure that we have something to kill!

A grounds keeper would also have to clean up the dog land landmines

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Being middle aged myself (if I live to be 110), I'm not sure how crazy I am about the idea of torturing folks in my demographic, but I like the way your mind works...

Besides, wasn't it said that all of us in the Draconian Vigilante Squad were over 40?? As Lord High Muckety-Muck of the DVS, I'm prepared to waive that age requirement for any who show the proper desire...

Or sufficient coin of the realm...

I guess I'm 23 going on 41

 

[jackrussell]

What about me! Don't I get to join this prestigious club?

I need a job or a hobbie! I'll be the grounds keeper!!

I can lay land mines and other traps around the perimeter of the clubhouse so that if any body comes close I can insure that we have something to kill!

A grounds keeper would also have to clean up the dog land landmines

The Honarable Pooper Scooper.

 

[5Stars]

The Honarable Pooper Scooper.

I have three Chihuahuas! I am TRAINED! Also, when I was breeding St. Bernards...I WAS REALLY TRAINED!

Besides, I like mowing the lawn...

 

[burmafrd]

For the minefield I recommend Claymores. But modified ones: it takes some work, but drilling a hole in the lead balls and stringing them together with piano wire means that when the mine is detonated- the effect is that whatever is in its path the balls and wire rap around it and slice it up.
MICLICs are good as well- but modified ones: old thresher/lawnmower blades attached to the rocket instead of the explosive packs. Properly done, you could cut a swath through a formation 200 yds deep.

 

[dargonking999]

I say all the members have a couple of chocolate pies, to celebrate

 

[Yeagermeister]

For the minefield I recommend Claymores. But modified ones: it takes some work, but drilling a hole in the lead balls and stringing them together with piano wire means that when the mine is detonated- the effect is that whatever is in its path the balls and wire rap around it and slice it up.
MICLICs are good as well- but modified ones: old thresher/lawnmower blades attached to the rocket instead of the explosive packs. Properly done, you could cut a swath through a formation 200 yds deep.

Ummm yeah ok........:scram:

 

[5Stars]

For the minefield I recommend Claymores. But modified ones: it takes some work, but drilling a hole in the lead balls and stringing them together with piano wire means that when the mine is detonated- the effect is that whatever is in its path the balls and wire rap around it and slice it up.
MICLICs are good as well- but modified ones: old thresher/lawnmower blades attached to the rocket instead of the explosive packs. Properly done, you could cut a swath through a formation 200 yds deep.

I'll get right on that, Sir!

Will guitar string work instead of piano wire?

 

[burmafrd]

Not sure guitar string is strong enough. we could try. Interesting twang anyway.

 

[silverbear]

Anything for the cause....but I think my Jacks would suffice as guard dogs...they'd either gnarl you off at the ankles or drive you insane.

In my case, that would a really short drive, like around the block...

Hold the rape machine....a few sweet nothings usually gets them to submit......the dogs I mean...yeah...the dogs....you do know I mean the dogs?

Why, of COURSE you meant the dogs...

 

[silverbear]

Now where in the hell do you get I said he was renting anything?! I said I was renting property that I'd not seen in 15 years and had never met or spoken to the renters. No where did I say Vick was renting anything. My point was I wouldn't want to be held liable for anything my renters did. And I was responding to someone who said they rented property and brought up the liability issue.

Did you read all my posts in the thread or did you jump to conclusions over one post?

Actually, that was a generic comment aimed at everybody who brought up the "renter" aspect... my way of pointing out that in the context of this specific argument, they were comparing apples to oranges, inasmuch as Vick was not "renting" that house out...

 

[silverbear]

What about me! Don't I get to join this prestigious club?

I need a job or a hobbie! I'll be the grounds keeper!!

I can lay land mines and other traps around the perimeter of the clubhouse so that if any body comes close I can insure that we have something to kill!

Works for me... you are now the official Barney Fife of the Draconian Vigilante Squad...

If we keep on signing up new members, pretty soon we're gonna be the Draconian Vigilante Battalion...

 

[silverbear]

A grounds keeper would also have to clean up the dog land landmines

Hush, Lex... this is almost certainly gonna be the only volunteer we have for THAT job... don't go scarin' him off...

Keep this up, and we'll have to rip off your epaulets, and drum you out of the Draconian Vigilante Squad...

Did I mention we were gonna have epaulets?? I LOVE epaulets... I may even dub myself Generalissimo Bear, Lord High Muckety-Muck of the Draconian Vigilante Squad... get me a pair of them Ray-Ban aviator's sunglasses with the mirror finish, and I'm set... already got the beard...

If I work at it, I may wind up with as many titles as Apollo Creed in those Rocky movies...

 

[silverbear]

I have three Chihuahuas! I am TRAINED! Also, when I was breeding St. Bernards...

Breeding Saint Bernards??!? That's SICK!!!

The Draconian Vigilante Squad does not approve of mating outside your species, you're gonna have to give that up to remain a member in good standing...

You have no idea how much fun it is, having the power to make up the rules as you go along... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

 

[silverbear]

I say all the members have a couple of chocolate pies, to celebrate

I was thinking more along the lines of a pig roast...

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I was thinking more along the lines of a pig roast...

and bust out the minks and alligator shoes for the celebration



btw, still waiting for my formal invitation to join this exclusive, yet all encompassing fraternity of good rabble-rousing, self-righteous zealots:

 

[silverbear]

Not sure guitar string is strong enough. we could try. Interesting twang anyway.

Sniff... I'm SO proud of my squad... we're gonna be a force to be reckoned with, a regular Minute Man militia, defending truth, justice and the Cowboys way...

Wait a sec, I'm not sure the ladies will consider being a Minute Man to be a good thing, and of course we only created this organization to get girls (which gets tougher when you're over 40)... I might have to reconsider this...

 

[silverbear]

and bust out the minks and alligator shoes for the celebration



btw, still waiting for my formal invitation to join this exclusive, yet all encompassing fraternity of good rabble-rousing, self-righteous zealots:

Nobody else got invited, but I'll make an exception for you:

The Draconian Vigilante Squad is deeply honored to extend to Bob Sacamano, aka summerisfunner, an invitation to join their ranks... this is your chance to take a stand against injustice wherever we find it, to make a difference...

I'll work on a proper title for you... maybe you can be a Not Quite So High Muckety-Muck...

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Nobody else got invited, but I'll make an exception for you:

I don't like barging in, I like going through the proper channels 1st

The Draconian Vigilante Squad is deeply honored to extend to Bob Sacamano, aka summerisfunner, an invitation to join their ranks... this is your chance to take a stand against injustice wherever we find it, to make a difference...

I'll work on a proper title for you... maybe you can be a Not Quite So High Muckety-Muck...

how about "Rabble Mucker"? btw, what's the password? 1 or 2 knocks?