Evidence Links Vick to Dog Fighting

[fanfromvirginia]

BTW, all you who join the DVS are officially licensed to use said membership in your signature... the first 20 members will be able to claim, as I have, to be founding members...

I'm in until it gets too creepy, which I fully expect it will.

 

[silverbear]

Hoods...do we get to wear hoods? Or a cape?

Naw, the uniform is a butcher's apron-- for all the blood we'll be letting...

Qualify for the early bird special at Cracker Barrel? Special parking permits?

Actually, we will be terrorizing Cracker Barrels across the country... I rather doubt they'll let us have special parking permits after that...

This is the DVS, not the AARP...

Count me in.

Welcome to the dark side... no no, not the DORK side, the DARK side...

I'm fresh out of ideas, what sort of title/job description would you care to have bestowed/inflicted on you?? How 'bout treasurer?? Can we trust you with the vast sums of money that are sure to start flowing in any time now??

I'm hoping that Leotis will want to join, you KNOW we're gonna want to make him the Secretary... at least then, reading the minutes of the last meeting won't be BORING...

 

[silverbear]

I'm in until it gets too creepy, which I fully expect it will.

With an avatar like that, you forfeit the right to call ANYTHING creepy... but you will surely fit in with our stalwart band of misfits...

It wouldn't be any fun if it didn't get creepy, anyway... just to make sure you don't up and quit on us when it does, I'm gonna put you in charge of the chainsaw... this is no small honor, but of course it will be on you to keep it well-oiled at all times... don't want it binding up on us halfway through a femur...

The few, the demented, the Draconian Vigilante Society... I think we now have a motto!!!

Boys, I've got vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals...

 

[burmafrd]

Keep it well oiled but DULL. It will still do the job but take longer and cause more pain.

 

[silverbear]

Keep it well oiled but DULL. It will still do the job but take longer and cause more pain.

Keep up that kind of creative thinking, and I'm gonna promote you to Apprentice Lord High Muckety-Muck... I see real potential in you...

NOBODY expects the Draconian Vigilante Squad...

 

[silverbear]

As the Lord High Muckety-Muck, I will have created a special cap that reads:

I'm their leader-- which way did they go?? AT first, I was leaning toward JAFLHMM, but I figured that would be too obscure...

 

[burmafrd]

well there is the red hot iron bar for rectal probing;
the coarse sand paper gloves for all proctology work;
the 1/2" diameter needles for all blood work;
and of course the nail driven thumb screws.

 

[fanfromvirginia]

With an avatar like that, you forfeit the right to call ANYTHING creepy... but you will surely fit in with our stalwart band of misfits...

It wouldn't be any fun if it didn't get creepy, anyway... just to make sure you don't up and quit on us when it does, I'm gonna put you in charge of the chainsaw... this is no small honor, but of course it will be on you to keep it well-oiled at all times... don't want it binding up on us halfway through a femur...

The few, the demented, the Draconian Vigilante Society... I think we now have a motto!!!

Boys, I've got vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals...

How's my sig?

 

[silverbear]

well there is the red hot iron bar for rectal probing;

Ribbed, for added pleasure... I'm at a loss for what to use as a lubricant, though-- perhaps a nice coating of lye??

the coarse sand paper gloves for all proctology work;

I'll order them immediately-- what size do you wear??

You didn't expect the Lord High Muckety-Muck to take on such menial tasks, did you?? I'll be running the camcorder...

the 1/2" diameter needles for all blood work;

Seems redundant, when all we'll really need is a good squeegee and a bucket...

and of course the nail driven thumb screws.

Does Black & Decker make a good nail driven thumb screw gun??

You know you're sick, twisted and perverted, don't you??

I like that in a Sergeant-at-Arms...

 

[jackrussell]

I'm fresh out of ideas, what sort of title/job description would you care to have bestowed/inflicted on you?? How 'bout treasurer?? Can we trust you with the vast sums of money that are sure to start flowing in any time now??

I'm hoping that Leotis will want to join, you KNOW we're gonna want to make him the Secretary... at least then, reading the minutes of the last meeting won't be BORING...

Treasurer would be great, you can count on me. Our books show 5 dollars and 98 cents, minus a book of 2 cent stamps puts us at, um, 5 dollars and 79 cents, no, 78 cents....minus a number 2 pencil and a snickers bar...that leaves 5 dollars and 14 cents.

May I suggest the position of press secretary for brother leotis?

 

[silverbear]

Treasurer would be great, you can count on me. Our books show 5 dollars and 98 cents, minus a book of 2 cent stamps puts us at, um, 5 dollars and 79 cents, no, 78 cents....minus a number 2 pencil and a snickers bar...that leaves 5 dollars and 14 cents.

I knew you had the math skills to handle this all-important job...

May I suggest the position of press secretary for brother leotis?

Naw, he's too honest for that... we'll need a really, really good propagandist, lest we give torture a bad name...

It suddenly strikes me that we're gonna need somebody to breed and train our pit bull guard dogs, and you have experience with dogs-- are you up for double duty??

I'll bet burma could figure out how to put a rape machine to good use...

In these last few minutes, I've begun to realize we're on a Mission From God...

 

[silverbear]

How's my sig?

I really was just about to comment on it... it has a certain cachet, a certain je ne sais quoi, doesn't it??

Aw dayum, now I'm talkin' like a Surrender Monkey...

 

[dargonking999]

Can i join!!!!

 

[silverbear]

Can i join!!!!

Abso-frickin'-lootely...

Given your ability to spell just about any word, I'm gonna backtrack, and go with the suggestion made earlier, make Leotis our Press Secretary, 'cause you were BORN to be the Secretary of this august body...

We will, of course, keep you in freshly sharpened pencils... Mr. Treasurer, kindly get on that...

 

[silverbear]

Let it be known that if any of our distaff members care to join in the festivities, we're taking applications for the job of Vestal Virgin...

You will not be required to furnish proof of your qualifications...

 

[jackrussell]

I knew you had the math skills to handle this all-important job...



Naw, he's too honest for that... we'll need a really, really good propagandist, lest we give torture a bad name...

It suddenly strikes me that we're gonna need somebody to breed and train our pit bull guard dogs, and you have experience with dogs-- are you up for double duty??

I'll bet burma could figure out how to put a rape machine to good use...

In these last few minutes, I've begun to realize we're on a Mission From God...

Anything for the cause....but I think my Jacks would suffice as guard dogs...they'd either gnarl you off at the ankles or drive you insane.

Hold the rape machine....a few sweet nothings usually gets them to submit......the dogs I mean...yeah...the dogs....you do know I mean the dogs?

 

[dargonking999]

Abso-frickin'-lootely...

Given your ability to spell just about any word, I'm gonna backtrack, and go with the suggestion made earlier, make Leotis our Press Secretary, 'cause you were BORN to be the Secretary of this august body...

We will, of course, keep you in freshly sharpened pencils... Mr. Treasurer, kindly get on that...

go me!?

 

[Yeagermeister]

If he wasn't fixed I'd be more than happy to supply my 123 lb pit for studding. I'm sure he wouldn't mind.

 

[jobberone]

I've seen absolutely no suggestion that Vick was RENTING the place... got some evidence that's the case, do you??

Now where in the hell do you get I said he was renting anything?! I said I was renting property that I'd not seen in 15 years and had never met or spoken to the renters. No where did I say Vick was renting anything. My point was I wouldn't want to be held liable for anything my renters did. And I was responding to someone who said they rented property and brought up the liability issue.

Did you read all my posts in the thread or did you jump to conclusions over one post?

 

[jobberone]

there's a reason trouble always finds the Vicks, the Pac Man's, the Chris Henry's etc etc of the world

David

I think you'll find a post of mind saying that. I don't condone dog fighting. I despise the act of being cruel to an animal.

Yes, there is a reason Vick gets into trouble. Much of it lies at his own feet. However, I personally will not judge someones guilt based on what I see or hear in a public forum. Too many people out there trying to make a name for themselves and making a buck or a living.