Have Any Weird Little Habits?

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To Whom It May Concern: If I died in the middle of the night, my clothes are already out. Do not get that dark blue suit out of the closet and bury me in that or I will come back and haunt you.
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I will never drink coffee because I hate it. On any computer I use, at home or at work, I swap the Ctrl and Caps Lock keys. Ctrl MUST be just to the left of the A key or it drives me nuts. I write all my shopping lists in French even though that's not my native language.

Sometimes I wonder about things I can never know, like if Neanderthal man figured out whether or not the Earth is round. In Facebook, I've been writing love letters to a sex doll in France just to practice my French. I set my marital status to being engaged to her. In fact, almost all my FB info is misinformation on purpose to thwart nosy people. I actually have a real girlfriend, but let people think I'm marrying a sex doll. My girlfriend and I don't say "you" to each other, but instead say the old-fashioned "thou" or "thee", but don't say that to anyone else.
 
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I will never drink coffee because I hate it. On any computer I use, at home or at work, I swap the Ctrl and Caps Lock keys. Ctrl MUST be just to the left of the A key or it drives me nuts. I write all my shopping lists in French even though that's not my native language.

Sometimes I wonder about things I can never know, like if Neanderthal man figured out whether or not the Earth is round. In Facebook, I've been writing love letters to a sex doll in France just to practice my French. I set my marital status to being engaged to her. In fact, almost all my FB info is misinformation on purpose to thwart nosy people. I actually have a real girlfriend, but let people think I'm marrying a sex doll. My girlfriend and I don't say "you" to each other, but instead say the old-fashioned "thou" or "thee", but don't say that to anyone else.
I sent the French speaking sex doll back for the English foul mouthed one, talks dirty to me even when I don't want it.....which is seldom.
 

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Going deep on this one. TMI..yep. I have to leave the house knowing I don't offend. I mean I might offend but, its in a good way. I have to shower, wash my hair, brush my teeth, Lotion my hands, and arms. Make sure my clothes are clean and smelling of a good fabric softener. use a good cologne.

I work as a salesman every day and the last thing I need is someone "EVER" saying "Daum, He was funky".. Not on my watch. I feel if people smell pleasant, customers are more appt to comfortably engage in conversation.

That's where I Live. I don't make commission or do unethical deals. If I sale something I just get to keep my job.
 

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I have to have a separate fork for my salad if eating it at the same time as dinner :lmao:

I also don’t like my food touching each other!
I gave up using forks on salads a few years ago. I usually have a huge salad for dinner twice a week (lots of chicken, egg whites, sunflower seeds, croutons, cucs, tomatoes, etc). I started getting so frustrated trying to stab all of that in one bite that I found a large spoon is much easier and delivers an improved salad eating experience. It also takes a lot less time to eat :).
 

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I gave up using forks on salads a few years ago. I usually have a huge salad for dinner twice a week (lots of chicken, egg whites, sunflower seeds, croutons, cucs, tomatoes, etc). I started getting so frustrated trying to stab all of that in one bite that I found a large spoon is much easier and delivers an improved salad eating experience. It also takes a lot less time to eat :).
Necessity is the mother of invention. The beauty of a salad to me, besides the health benefit is being about to gat all of those ingredients into a bite. I started cutting the pieces up into larger pieces and it's easier to stab them. Makes for a larger bite but I live alone, I stuff my face only the dogs will get disgusted.
 

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I gave up using forks on salads a few years ago. I usually have a huge salad for dinner twice a week (lots of chicken, egg whites, sunflower seeds, croutons, cucs, tomatoes, etc). I started getting so frustrated trying to stab all of that in one bite that I found a large spoon is much easier and delivers an improved salad eating experience. It also takes a lot less time to eat :).
Have you considered cutting both ends off a Pringles can, stuffing the salad in there, putting one end up to your mouth, then lighting an M80 at the other end?
 

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Have you considered cutting both ends off a Pringles can, stuffing the salad in there, putting one end up to your mouth, then lighting an M80 at the other end?
Could that double as a suppository for constipated people? Ron Popiel will develop the Hover Toilet with bungee cords.

BTW, there's an ad for this invention this woman developed, on the Weather Channel app, called Clear Rear, it turns a normal toilet into a bidet. They really need that British woman that did the Poo Pourri video to do one for that. Clear Rear! I am still laughing.
 

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I will never drink coffee because I hate it. On any computer I use, at home or at work, I swap the Ctrl and Caps Lock keys. Ctrl MUST be just to the left of the A key or it drives me nuts. I write all my shopping lists in French even though that's not my native language.

Sometimes I wonder about things I can never know, like if Neanderthal man figured out whether or not the Earth is round. In Facebook, I've been writing love letters to a sex doll in France just to practice my French. I set my marital status to being engaged to her. In fact, almost all my FB info is misinformation on purpose to thwart nosy people. I actually have a real girlfriend, but let people think I'm marrying a sex doll. My girlfriend and I don't say "you" to each other, but instead say the old-fashioned "thou" or "thee", but don't say that to anyone else.

Have you considered a career in politics?
 

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I don't think hating mayonnaise is weird. I think liking it is weird.
Why? You can't have aioli without it! (well, sort of) There are so many great aioli sauces out there that it would be a sin to not like mayo!

Sometimes I take turkey sandwiches to work. Turkey is pretty dry, so there nothing better than a Chipotle aioli to put on it! have you ever had Peruvian chicken skewers? They are pretty good plain, but they are magnificent with the garlic lime aioli sauce!

I love aioli. For those that don't know, aioli (for the most part) is just a flavored mayo. Though the beginnings of aioli started as olive oil and garlic mashed / whipped together. You can make it either way, but most people just start with mayo since it's easier.
 
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