I will never drink coffee because I hate it. On any computer I use, at home or at work, I swap the Ctrl and Caps Lock keys. Ctrl MUST be just to the left of the A key or it drives me nuts. I write all my shopping lists in French even though that's not my native language.
Sometimes I wonder about things I can never know, like if Neanderthal man figured out whether or not the Earth is round. In Facebook, I've been writing love letters to a sex doll in France just to practice my French. I set my marital status to being engaged to her. In fact, almost all my FB info is misinformation on purpose to thwart nosy people. I actually have a real girlfriend, but let people think I'm marrying a sex doll. My girlfriend and I don't say "you" to each other, but instead say the old-fashioned "thou" or "thee", but don't say that to anyone else.