Hello Gang!

[kskboys]

THAT explains the missing condoms!

But not the collection of My Little Ponies.

 

[Londonboy]

I miss Royalty, I just know I would have loved it.

Did ole Ben know Roland? I speak of Ben Franklin, author of "Fart Proudly", not Obe One or that rat Michael Jackson sang to in the movie. We should have known there's was something not right about him then.

Otis loves that movie. He thinks Ben would be a has Ben, if he'd met Otis. He's never devoured a celebrity and feels unfulfilled. He might have had to take Babe down in installments but he'd a gotter done. What Otis lacks in speed he makes up for with in his Cobra Mesmerize Technique he picked up watching Travel Channel. I saw him hypnotize a pigeon into thinking the pot on the stove was a hot tub. He was just screwing around, he likes pigeon tartare.

Was it Obe One? was His middle name Oohyou'resucha?
Thought it was Obi Wan, tried and failed to get out of flying off to rescue the Princess due to feeling poorly.
The only Rat I ever liked was Roland Rat, Megastar of early British Breakfast TV, which brings Us full circle.

 

[Runwildboys]

(Psssstttttt....it's not really a cat. Don't tell him, though. It's a furry midget that we gave him for Christmas one year. )

It was wise of you to parenthesize that. (As I've said a few times, cat's can't read inside parentheses.)

 

[Runwildboys]

What a great idea! We could begin with an hour of Otis staring them down. He can go that long without blinking.

Hell, he can go that long without being awake....and it's very creepy.

 

[CouchCoach]

Was it Obe One? was His middle name Oohyou'resucha?
Thought it was Obi Wan, tried and failed to get out of flying off to rescue the Princess due to feeling poorly.
The only Rat I ever liked was Roland Rat, Megastar of early British Breakfast TV, which brings Us full circle.

You are right, it was Obi Wan but Luke called him Old Ben. Otis likes Mayberry though and calls him Opie One.

 

[CouchCoach]

Hell, he can go that long without being awake....and it's very creepy.

Think he's sleeping? Try taking the beer or his remote.

 

[Runwildboys]

Think he's sleeping? Try taking the beer or his remote.

My joints are too noisy to sneak up a drunk cat.

 

[Roland]

snap crackle and pop every time I move

 

[CouchCoach]

My joints are too noisy to sneak up a drunk cat.

That's why I changed to a pipe.

 

[Runwildboys]

That's why I changed to a pipe.

Somehow I knew the "joint" reference wouldn't pass you by.

 

[CouchCoach]

snap crackle and pop every time I move

Yeah, I can recall the first time I heard a weird sound and said "what the hell is that"? It was me and not intentionally. I know the sounds I make intentionally and most of the time mildly entertain me up to being on the floor laughing.

I need to watch my sugar intake so I tried some of the low carb desserts sweetened with malitol and sorbitol. Well my tummy started talking to me and I thought Linda Blair from "The Exorcist" was in there. My dogs thought we were getting a puppy.

That reminds me if when Wow potato chips with Olestra came out. The side effect warning about eating too many was one of the most disgusting things I'd ever heard of...seepage. My God, the worst side effect of Pringles is that you look stupid eating them trying to fit one of them in your mouth. Frito Lay decided to dump the product as they couldn't sell them.....even with the included diaper.

 

[Runwildboys]

snap crackle and pop every time I move

You see how what you posted is included in my post? You can do that by hitting the "reply" button. It makes it easier to see what you're replying to.

 

[CouchCoach]

Somehow I knew the "joint" reference wouldn't pass you by.

One of my filters, my friend. Actually, I haven't partaken of the herb superb since my wife was going through chemo. Fearful of where my mind might wander and I do a lot to suppress the unwanted memories like avoiding movies and music that was ours.

I do miss the mind journeys but a couple of martinis, Sinatra, a fire in the frpl and my dogs beside me is a really nice trip too.

 

[Roland]

the side effects of some items today is just crazy, may cause blindness, blurry vision, seepage, rectal bleeding, death... YEAH, where do I sign up. Golly Beaver, I just wanted something for my headache

 

[Runwildboys]

Yeah, I can recall the first time I heard a weird sound and said "what the hell is that"? It was me and not intentionally. I know the sounds I make intentionally and most of the time mildly entertain me up to being on the floor laughing.

I need to watch my sugar intake so I tried some of the low carb desserts sweetened with malitol and sorbitol. Well my tummy started talking to me and I thought Linda Blair from "The Exorcist" was in there. My dogs though we were getting a puppy.

That reminds me if when Wow potato chips with Olestra came out. The side effect warning about eating too many was one of the most disgusting things I'd ever heard of...seepage. My God, the worst side effect of Pringles is that you look stupid eating them trying to fit one of them in your mouth. Frito Lay decided to dump the product as they couldn't sell them.....even with the included diaper.

I remember the Olestra, or Olean. That warning about anal leakage was probably 100 times more effective than any warning ever put on a cigarette pack. You wanna get people to quit smoking? Put Olestra in the tobacco.

 

[Roland]

Yeah, I can recall the first time I heard a weird sound and said "what the hell is that"? It was me and not intentionally. I know the sounds I make intentionally and most of the time mildly entertain me up to being on the floor laughing.

I need to watch my sugar intake so I tried some of the low carb desserts sweetened with malitol and sorbitol. Well my tummy started talking to me and I thought Linda Blair from "The Exorcist" was in there. My dogs though we were getting a puppy.

That reminds me if when Wow potato chips with Olestra came out. The side effect warning about eating too many was one of the most disgusting things I'd ever heard of...seepage. My God, the worst side effect of Pringles is that you look stupid eating them trying to fit one of them in your mouth. Frito Lay decided to dump the product as they couldn't sell them.....even with the included diaper.

Like this...
the side effects of some items today is just crazy, may cause blindness, blurry vision, seepage, rectal bleeding, death... YEAH, where do I sign up. Golly Beaver, I just wanted something for my headache

 

[Runwildboys]

One of my filters, my friend. Actually, I haven't partaken of the herb superb since my wife was going through chemo. Fearful of where my mind might wander and I do a lot to suppress the unwanted memories like avoiding movies and music that was ours.

I do miss the mind journeys but a couple of martinis, Sinatra, a fire in the frpl and my dogs beside me is a really nice trip too.

I haven't touched the stuff since I got my CDL, about 25 years ago. I don't really miss it, other than the smell of a fresh, tacky bud.

 

[CouchCoach]

the side effects of some items today is just crazy, may cause blindness, blurry vision, seepage, rectal bleeding, death... YEAH, where do I sign up. Golly Beaver, I just wanted something for my headache

LOL, no kidding. I wait for the :30 disclaimer from the drug companies. They have to buy :60's, not the TV standard, because of the possible side effects and most of those end with "death". And quite a few have "suicidal thoughts". If they can create one that does that, why not one that prevents that? We've lost too many to that and it's getting worse.

 

[Roland]

One of my filters, my friend. Actually, I haven't partaken of the herb superb since my wife was going through chemo. Fearful of where my mind might wander and I do a lot to suppress the unwanted memories like avoiding movies and music that was ours.

I do miss the mind journeys but a couple of martinis, Sinatra, a fire in the frpl and my dogs beside me is a really nice trip too.

Sorry to hear about that CC. (The wifey thing) That big C is some mean stuff. Took my dad down and he was on heck of a fighter. On the brighter side, nothing like relaxing with a drink and my dog. My GF says she can't tell if the dog is taking after me or the other way around. We are both getting fat and lazy!

 

[CouchCoach]

I haven't touched the stuff since I got my CDL, about 25 years ago. I don't really miss it, other than the smell of a fresh, tacky bud.

Yeah, love that smell and I used to like that feeling in my lungs with hash, not stopping to think 'this isn't normal and probably not good for me. If I wasn't stoned, I'd probably head to the ER, Doc, help me, I am blowing up'.