How big are you?

[Skynet]

I'm proud of everyone for keeping it clean.

Right. I was almost afraid to open this thread

 

[Skynet]

Two feet tall
Eight hundred pounds

 

[DFWJC]

6'1", 199 pounds - 57, going on 58 soon. When I hit 200 pounds, starvation mode goes into effect to get back under it. Ego can be a horrible thing.

That sounds so familiar.
Almost to a tee

 

[Runwildboys]

Two feet tall
Eight hundred pounds

I knew you were stalking me, Ethel!! It was one drunken mistake, leave me alone!!!!

 

[RodeoJake]

I have no idea what any of that means, but it sounds awesome!

Squares = square bales
Punching cattle in my case is slapping an aggressive heifer upside her head when she charges me.

 

[Runwildboys]

Squares = square bales
Punching cattle in my case is slapping an aggressive heifer upside her head when she charges me.

Gotcha. I remember open hand punching a two year old colt in the back end when he brought both back legs up to kick me, while I was giving them water. Slammed his face into the barn and he never got aggressive with me again. lol

 

[RodeoJake]

Gotcha. I remember open hand punching a two year old colt in the back end when he brought both back legs up to kick me, while I was giving them water. Slammed his face into the barn and he never got aggressive with me again. lol

Been there with a wild mustang filly when I started her on a lead.

 

[DoctorChicken]

6'2. 185 lbs. 25 years old. Last year at this time I was 233 lbs, and I was down to 174 during the summer. My weight fluctuates a lot. Cutting out most alcohol, going on walks and doing pushups every day has dropped the weight quickly.

 

[cityochamps]

6' 2" 222 and 66

 

[Cowpolk]

6'1 185lbs give or take. 58 years old. Looks like at least 4 people in this thread are in their 50s.

68 here

 

[Cowpolk]

Does burping make you shorter?

I hope not

 

[Vtwin]

Squares = square bales
Punching cattle in my case is slapping an aggressive heifer upside her head when she charges me.

Man, that brings back memories of Friday nights at the old Bottoms Up Lounge, out on Rt 7.

I usually had the height advantage but gave up a few pounds in weight.

 

[kskboys]

Squares = square bales
Punching cattle in my case is slapping an aggressive heifer upside her head when she charges me.

So, it's a phrase that means cruising for chicks?

 

[SlammedZero]

Yeah, getting that yearly examine with a blood test... And for a guy, a prostate check is simply a good thing to do.

My wife has been all over me to go get this done. I'm 43, so I'm hovering around that age. I don't want to, because of obvious reasons, but I understand the importance of it. I know the procedure is looming in my immediate future. lol

 

[kskboys]

My wife has been all over me to go get this done. I'm 43, so I'm hovering around that age. I don't want to, because of obvious reasons, but I understand the importance of it. I know the procedure is looming in my immediate future. lol

I know, right? What if you like it?

 

[MichaelWinicki]

My wife has been all over me to go get this done. I'm 43, so I'm hovering around that age. I don't want to, because of obvious reasons, but I understand the importance of it. I know the procedure is looming in my immediate future. lol

You're also close to the point of needing your first colonoscopy.

 

[kskboys]

You're also close to the point of needing your first colonoscopy.

Had one a couple years ago, and fortunately for me(n wifey) I did not like it even a little!!!

Of course drinking 400 gallons of gatorade to prepare was the worst part!!!

 

[SlammedZero]

You're also close to the point of needing your first colonoscopy.

Yes, that too. lol

 

[MichaelWinicki]

Had one a couple years ago, and fortunately for me(n wifey) I did not like it even a little!!!

Of course drinking 400 gallons of gatorade to prepare was the worst part!!!

I took Sutab pills for my last colonoscopy prep... It was better IMO than the Gatorade thing.

 

[MichaelWinicki]

Yes, that too. lol

Haven't thought either one, prostate check or colonoscopy were that big a deal to go through.