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A Tale of Two Punters
Once upon a time, there were two punters.
The first punter caught the ball. His form was excellent. His leg was fully extended and the ball recoiled off his foot perfectly. The ball's arc was glorious. The ball rotated two degrees too much as it met the ground, took a wicked hop at the 3-yard line, bounced five yards into the air and landed in the endzone.
"What awful luck!" the first punter said.
The second punter was nervous. His first punt had been nearly blocked. He caught the ball but saw someone on his right, took one step left and hastily followed through with the kick. The ball's trajectory was low and hit the ground at the 26-yard line. Suddenly, the ball took off like a rocket, made a 45-degree change in direction near the left hash mark, bounced four times, until finally coming to a wobbling stop at the 2-yard line.
"Now that's skill!" said the second punter.
Which kick was influenced more by design or by chance? You decide.
The End.
Once upon a time, there were two punters.
The first punter caught the ball. His form was excellent. His leg was fully extended and the ball recoiled off his foot perfectly. The ball's arc was glorious. The ball rotated two degrees too much as it met the ground, took a wicked hop at the 3-yard line, bounced five yards into the air and landed in the endzone.
"What awful luck!" the first punter said.
The second punter was nervous. His first punt had been nearly blocked. He caught the ball but saw someone on his right, took one step left and hastily followed through with the kick. The ball's trajectory was low and hit the ground at the 26-yard line. Suddenly, the ball took off like a rocket, made a 45-degree change in direction near the left hash mark, bounced four times, until finally coming to a wobbling stop at the 2-yard line.
"Now that's skill!" said the second punter.
Which kick was influenced more by design or by chance? You decide.
The End.