Humor: Breaking News!!

[superpunk]

Well then why don't you feel your way through on how Brainpaint's feels about this?

Dude is so angry, he's cut me off.

Things are bad at home....

 

[Yeagermeister]

So TrickBlue and Hos can run wildly?

I read on PFT they were seen frolicking through a field together singing the hills are alive with the sound of music.

 

[RCowboyFan]

I read on PFT they were seen frolicking through a field together singing the hills are alive with the sound of music.

Well that I might believe

 

[Reality]

I read on PFT they were seen frolicking through a field together singing the hills are alive with the sound of music.

.. and PFT also reported as a result, they are now positive Parcells did not want TO signed, and that Romo was being adopted by Parcells and will officially become known as Tony Romo Parcells, and Hensen was being traded to the Alaskan Malamutes, an arena-7 football team, for a cheerleader to be named later.

-Reality

 

[Reality]

Hostile's agent is seen here celebrating with his wife after closing Hostile's blockbuster contract...

For a moment, I thought ...

-Reality

 

[Reality]

Parcells' Silence Is Deafening!!!!!

It just proves that Parcells was totally against the Hostile signing.

 

[Yeagermeister]

.. and PFT also reported as a result, they are now positive Parcells did not want TO signed, and that Romo was being adopted by Parcells and will officially become known as Tony Romo Parcells, and Hensen was being traded to the Alaskan Malamutes, an arena-7 football team, for a cheerleader to be named later.

-Reality

Hey as long as she's smoking hot I'm with it

 

[fortdick]

How were you able to fit him in under the cap while still carrying all that "dead money" from Nors' contract??

(Adam...please chime in!!)

Taking shots at Nors is just not right!

It is too easy a target.

And I am a Nors supporter (or is that THE Nors supporter?)

 

[TheHustler]

Great giving away another 5 year contract to an old, over the hill......

 

[Yeagermeister]

Great giving away another 5 year contract to an old, over the hill......

You better

:eekmouse:

before Hos does this to you

:a-team:

 

[Reality]

Taking shots at Nors is just not right!

It is too easy a target.

And I am a Nors supporter (or is that THE Nors supporter?)

There is more to the story than you know Just sit back and enjoy the entertainment, or better yet, eat a cookie .. but not one that's too fattening .. unless you're super skinny, then eat any cookie you want .. but not more than one .. unless you're really hungry .. but then you should eat a meal .. but not a meal of cookies.

-Reality

 

[Hostile]

I think they fit Nors under the MUP guidelines (Mentally Unable to Perform)...

Nors>>> :spanking: <<<SuperPunk

 

[AtlCB]

Great giving away another 5 year contract to an old, over the hill......

I agree. He is way past his prime and has a history of injuries. Realituh is just too scentimental towards his older players. He needs to develop some young talent and do a better job in the draft.

Also, Brainpaint's silence is deafening. If Brainpaint was behind this signing, why won't he just come out and say so. He was the only coach who didn't show up for the annual message board owner's meeting. This silence tells us that Brainpaint was completely against this signing. Reality just rammed it down his throat, since we all know that Brainpaint will retire at the end of the season.

 

[Seven]

This just in ...

The CowboysZone.com has signed Hostile to a 5 year extension for an undisclosed amount of money.

You can say ten bucks. It wouldn't offend us.

There was rapid speculation that other sites in the league were heavily negotiating with Hostile's agent, Juke99, to have him switch sites, but in the end, Hostile just couldn't say no to the money and the Nors-free zone.

Juke does only one thing heavily and it aint negotiating.

After the signing, Hostile said, "It's a great day. I'm glad it worked out for me to stay where my heart is. I really want to thank every..." At that point Hostile abruptly took off after another person who apparently was miming Hostile's interview. While we cannot confirm it, several witnesses claimed to hear Hostile shout out, "Damn you, trickblue! I'll show you what Photoshoping is in the real world" as he ran wildly down the street chasing after the unknown assailant.

Hos has used "it's a great day" only once. The other fella wasn't alive to hear it.

 

[Hostile]

There is more to the story than you know Just sit back and enjoy the entertainment, or better yet, eat a cookie .. but not one that's too fattening .. unless you're super skinny, then eat any cookie you want .. but not more than one .. unless you're really hungry .. but then you should eat a meal .. but not a meal of cookies.

-Reality

That hurt my head.

Did you mean the American defintion of cookies or the British definition of cookies which is what Americans call crackers.

 

[wileedog]

Parcells' Silence Is Deafening!!!!!

:laugh1:

 

[RCowboyFan]

That hurt my head.

Did you mean the American defintion of cookies or the British definition of cookies which is what Americans call crackers.

Yeah, being used to British english myself, had tough time adjusting to Cookie in US, since I was used to calling them Biscuits, which is entirely different obviously in US.

Its like the Rubber/Eraser thing. Or the ***/Cigarrette thing

 

[Reality]

That hurt my head.

Did you mean the American defintion of cookies or the British definition of cookies which is what Americans call crackers.

What!?!?! The world hasn't become americanized .. oh wait, for you euros .. americanised yet?

-Reality

 

[dargonking999]

ahhh you guys, make my day at the job so much fun, of course with steeler and cowboys haters around, you also fill it with debates but hey, still the laughs never end.

 

[Da Hammer]

I think they fit Nors under the MUP guidelines (Mentally Unable to Perform)...

:laugh1: thats cold. btw what did happen to him???