Humor: Breaking News!!

[ConcreteBoy]

Ya got me

I thought we had signed a high profile free agent, cut an overpaid veteran or traded Ellis.

5 more years? This should be like the damn President. Capped at two terms.

 

[Hostile]

Ya got me

I thought we had signed a high profile free agent, cut an overpaid veteran or traded Ellis.

5 more years? This should be like the damn President. Capped at two terms.

Now I gotta be impeached?

I'm getting the short end of this deal. Where the hell is my agent?

 

[DallasEast]

*** THIS JUST IN ***

MichaelWinicki upon hearing of Hostiles lucrative extention with the Cowboyszone, has decided he will hold out from forum training camp. When asked for comments His agent replied "Michael is just looking for more commitment from the zone. When he signed on here, it was known that he was the one with the witty, and dry sense of humor. Now he feels that he is being pushed out as the zone goes in a different direction." More on this story as it develops

First, the Beatles broke up. Then AT&T was dismantled. Now, Cowboyszone is unraveling before our very eyes. WHY do the great ones fall apart? WHY??? :tantrum:

 

[Hostile]

First, the Beatles broke up. Then AT&T was dismantled. Now, Cowboyszone is unraveling before our very eyes. WHY do the great ones fall apart? WHY??? :tantrum:

:money: talks

 

[DallasEast]

Now I gotta be impeached?

I'm getting the short end of this deal. Where the hell is my agent?

He's hanging out with Gene Wilder. Where else would he be?

 

[Hostile]

He's hanging out with Gene Wilder. Where else would he be?

He's so into that chick Abby, what's her name.

 

[MichaelWinicki]

*** THIS JUST IN ***

MichaelWinicki upon hearing of Hostiles lucrative extention with the Cowboyszone, has decided he will hold out from forum training camp. When asked for comments His agent replied "Michael is just looking for more commitment from the zone. When he signed on here, it was known that he was the one with the witty, and dry sense of humor. Now he feels that he is being pushed out as the zone goes in a different direction." More on this story as it develops

Well see I was guaranteed a certain number of "touches" per my contract. And now that Hos has become "favorite" I can sense that I'll have much less opportunity to touch people.

 

[Yeagermeister]

Well see I was guaranteed a certain number of "touches" per my contract. And now that Hos has become "favorite" I can sense that I'll have much less opportunity to touch people.

:eekmouse:

 

[DallasEast]

He's so into that chick Abby, what's her name.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Igor, would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?
Igor: And you won't be angry?
Frederick Frankenstein:ill NOT be angry.
Igor: Abby someone.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Abby someone. Abby who?
Igor: Abby Normal.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Abby Normal?
Igor: I'm almost sure that was the name.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA? IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Igor, would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?
Igor: And you won't be angry?
Frederick Frankenstein:ill NOT be angry.
Igor: Abby someone.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Abby someone. Abby who?
Igor: Abby Normal.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Abby Normal?
Igor: I'm almost sure that was the name.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA? IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME?

damn you! *shakes fist*

 

[Hostile]

Well see I was guaranteed a certain number of "touches" per my contract. And now that Hos has become "favorite" I can sense that I'll have much less opportunity to touch people.

Bagwam Shree Winicki, you can always tell people you touched me.



















Damn perv.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I have it from a good source in the Cowboyzone organization that the next in line to replace Winicki as quality-control assistant is Mac Bledsoe

 

[Hostile]

I have it from a good source in the Cowboyzone organization that the next in line to replace Winicki as quality-control assistant is Mac Bledsoe

Oh that was below the belt.

 

[DallasEast]

Well see I was guaranteed a certain number of "touches" per my contract. And now that Hos has become "favorite" I can sense that I'll have much less opportunity to touch people.

Poor Michael Winicki. He went from broadband to narrowband much too soon. He will be *sniff* sorely missed. :cry3:

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Oh that was below the belt.

oh, I was aiming alot lower than below the belt

 

[Hostile]

oh, I was aiming alot lower than below the belt

Good, he likes it.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Good, he likes it.

 

[MichaelWinicki]

Poor Michael Winicki. He went from broadband to narrowband much too soon. He will be *sniff* sorely missed. :cry3:

Hey I'll put my credential up against anyone's.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Hey I'll put my credential up against anyone's.

your hate Bledsoe credential? I fold :

 

[Hostile]

Hey I'll put my credential up against anyone's.

This is double entendre right here.