I got punched!

[CowboyMcCoy]

I've been victim to a few fart jokes in my life time. I don't recall ever hitting someone (other than in a joking manner) in return. Suffice to say my reaction would likely been different from the lazy, ignorant hillbilly in the video.

Truthfully, this has happened to me in reality. My wife and I were walking into Half Priced Books. When I was exiting a huge guy burped in my face. He by no means looked healthy.

All I did, in the book store mind you, is say "you just burped in my face. Didn't anyone ever teach you manners? My goodness."

A few ladies near by put their hands over their mouths in disgust and said, "he really just burped in your face."

And I said, "yes". My wife too...and we both walked out laughing.

That's what I would have done....

 

[theogt]

Truthfully, this has happened to me in reality. My wife and I were walking into Half Priced Books. When I was exiting a huge guy burped in my face. He by no means looked healthy.

All I did, in the book store mind you, is say "you just burped in my face. Didn't anyone ever teach you manners? My goodness."

A few ladies near by put their hands over their mouths in disgust and said, "he really just burped in your face."

And I said, "yes". My wife too...and we both walked out laughing.

That's what I would have done....

That sounds a little different to me. It sounds as if he might have had a malicious intent, rather than it being a joke.

 

[CowboyMcCoy]

That sounds a little different to me. It sounds as if he might have had a malicious intent, rather than it being a joke.

Nah, he just wasn't thinking about it.

 

[Dallas]

With your recent debate performance against Adam, we all have an excellent model for comparison.

That's the truth, Truth!

 

[jimmy40]

my wife would kick the dude in the nuts

 

[zrinkill]

With your recent debate performance against Adam, we all have an excellent model for comparison.

:laugh2:

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

I think everyone in this thread needs punched.
Except me...I am too sexy to be punched.

 

[YosemiteSam]

I think everyone in this thread needs punched.
Except me...I am too sexy to be punched.

I thought Theo was coming around to the point everyone wouldn't hate him. I guess I was wrong. It seems I removed him from ignored to soon. (can there ever be a too soon with him?)

 

[zrinkill]

I think everyone in this thread needs punched.
Except me...I am too sexy to be punched.

Swear to God

I will punch you right in the ovaries

http://img.***BLOCKED***/albums/v210/zrinkill/ron.jpg

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

Swear to God

I will punch you right in the ovaries

http://img.***BLOCKED***/albums/v210/zrinkill/ron.jpg

:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

 

[peplaw06]

I thought Theo was coming around to the point everyone wouldn't hate him. I guess I was wrong. It seems I removed him from ignored to soon. (can there ever be a too soon with him?)

Yeah, the people who are saying that the old man probably shouldn't have assaulted someone are the hated people in this thread. There's something wrong with that.

 

[YosemiteSam]

Yeah, the people who are saying that the old man probably shouldn't have assaulted someone are the hated people in this thread. There's something wrong with that.

:laugh2: Do you draw conclusions from a hat?

 

[peplaw06]

:laugh2: Do you draw conclusions from a hat?

ummm have you read the thread, or do you just see "theogt" and go berserk?

 

[Khartun]

Swear to God

I will punch you right in the ovaries

http://img.***BLOCKED***/albums/v210/zrinkill/ron.jpg

:laugh2:

 

[vta]

I think everyone in this thread needs punched.
Except me...I am too sexy to be punched.

I know I could use a good punch. Farts just bring out the worst in people.

 

[JohnnyHopkins]

I know I could use a good punch. Farts just bring out the worst in people.

Literally and figuratively

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

Farting makes me feel better.

I will fart on all of you and laugh in your face about it.

Whatcha going to do tough guys when I fart on you.

Try to swing at me and I will bury you where you stand.

I will put a beating on you so bad YOU will start farting SOS for someone to come and help you.

That's right...I'm Bad.

:laugh2:

 

[ScipioCowboy]

Literally and figuratively

Joe, why is there a kitten inside Dez's hamburger?

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

Joe, why is there a kitten inside Dez's hamburger?

:laugh2: You just now noticed that?

When that picture first came out it was just Dez being excited with his hands out like that. This is from his draft day.

We thought it was funny like he had a hamburger in his hand.

After the hamburger was added we came up with the idea of putting a harmless kitten in the middle of it for added humor.

 

[vta]

Joe, why is there a kitten inside Dez's hamburger?

:laugh2: You just now noticed that?

As many times as I've seen that I never noticed it either.