I Like Beer A Lot

[Melonfeud]

I have to have a second surgery on my stinking left shoulder. First it was Adhesive Capsulitis and now it's a torn bicep.
Yeah... I was lifting. Cars got to be too wimpy so I started lifting trucks. Too bad my ligaments aren't as strong as my ripply muscles...

No need to doubt me: I'm a man's man's man. I wear lumberjack clothing to sleep and chainsaw the caps off my beer.

,,,yer' almost my equal
As I've photographic proof of me benching trucks



* actually, it was an oil field winch-truck W/ gin poles& snatch block erected & it was hooked onto a load that lifted the front end of that international flatbed bobtail damn ner' 45° off the ground,,, I had one of the guys,hell,He was my boss,snap a picture with that 110 Kodak flip cover camera I happened to have in that m-65 o.d. u.s.m.c. field jacket I was wearing(old habits/packing needless gear),,, man! I had cooler looking hair on my head than sly Stallone on his best day,EVER,,,er,,,BACK THEN

 

[maxdogg]

hey ****off lol

 

[Ranching]

@haleyrules!!!!!! Salud our long lost friend!

 

[maxdogg]

@haleyrules!!!!!! Salud our long lost friend!

Damn man I miss him but I have not been able to reach him.

 

[maxdogg]

 

[Melonfeud]

Could you imagine us giving @waldoputty a Roast? We'd put the "Rat Pack" to shame.

LMAO!



Ain't no doubt!

 

[Ranching]

Damn man I miss him but I have not been able to reach him.

Ha!! He's a ghost. Hopefully he'll reach out

 

[maxdogg]

Ha!! He's a ghost. Hopefully he'll reach out

yeah I know but I don't think he will.

 

[Melonfeud]

Both my Melon & @Runwildboys are obsessed with the color Maroon. (Moron)
ma·roon1
məˈro͞on/
adjective

1. 1.
   of a brownish-crimson color.

noun

1. 1.
   a brownish-crimson color.

2.2 .
Buggs Bunny,,,
Sending MaROON'S packin' in under curled tails FASHION,,YELPING as they FLEE

 

[Ranching]

yeah I know but I don't think he will.

Well, we must not be that important to him, them. Salud!!!!

 

[maxdogg]

2.2 .
Buggs Bunny,,,
Sending MaROON'S packin' in under curled tails FASHION,,YELPING as they FLEE

He is in a fetal position.

 

[maxdogg]

Well, we must not be that important to him, them. Salud!!!!

yeah I know but he is such a good guy.

 

[maxdogg]

 

[Ranching]

yeah I know but he is such a good guy.

Yes he is. Salud Jack!!! Enjoy the beaches of Panama! Waldo is coming for a visit!

 

[maxdogg]

Yes he is. Salud Jack!!! Enjoy the beaches of Panama! Waldo is coming for a visit!

oh **** don't ruin his paradise with that little ****.;

 

[Melonfeud]

this goes out to the little *****.
Chi com .

BAWAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LMAOl luv that Preparatory bubble-gum barrage utilized merely lulling us into an oblivious manner before you hit us with the Grand Slam of HILARITY

 

[maxdogg]

BAWAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LMAOl luv that Preparatory bubble-gum barrage utilized merely lulling us into an oblivious manner before you hit us with the Grand Slam of HILARITY

***** luv you Melon !!!

 

[maxdogg]

 

[Ranching]

oh **** don't ruin his paradise with that little ****.;

Lol!!! That's freaking funny!!!!!!

 

[Melonfeud]

Bang-Bang Maxwell silver hammer of Kevinus,,,YER' FLAT-OUT RINGING THAT BELL,,,TONIGHT!

MY BRO!


*you ought to seriously start planning yer' geographical jump into where life would be good for you,,,,I've always loved that Shenandoah River Valley A.O.